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Bet Pardew's getting a nosh off police acadamy style under his desk.

 

"Yes i'd like many many, maaaany new players Mike. I'd like to play them in a four four twooooooooo!"

 

http://i.imgur.com/7POqO.jpg

 

:pardsgrin:

 

Things that are mint about this photo:

 

The old school Sky remote, no live pausing for Pards

The fact he's missed a delivery and the postcard thing is on his desk

The card he's got up. The f*** is it for

Boots on the cupboard

Map of the British Isles. Bit random, presumably will be replaced by a map of Europe soon.

Blatantly a phone unit behind him, still uses mobile. Wires are for pricks.

 

CAn anyone magnify.  Our new signings look to be listed in May.  Mark Douglas has his nose pressed against the window wielding a magnifying glass

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Bet Pardew's getting a nosh off police acadamy style under his desk.

 

"Yes i'd like many many, maaaany new players Mike. I'd like to play them in a four four twooooooooo!"

 

:pardsgrin:

 

Things that are mint about this photo:

 

The old school Sky remote, no live pausing for Pards

The fact he's missed a delivery and the postcard thing is on his desk

The card he's got up. The fuck is it for

Boots on the cupboard

Map of the British Isles. Bit random, presumably will be replaced by a map of Europe soon.

Blatantly a phone unit behind him, still uses mobile. Wires are for pricks.

 

What are the bottles on the left? Captured footballing legend souls which he lets possess the Holy Trinity and Cabaye, pre-match?

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Bet Pardew's getting a nosh off police acadamy style under his desk.

 

"Yes i'd like many many, maaaany new players Mike. I'd like to play them in a four four twooooooooo!"

 

http://i.imgur.com/7POqO.jpg

 

:pardsgrin:

 

Things that are mint about this photo:

 

The old school Sky remote, no live pausing for Pards

The fact he's missed a delivery and the postcard thing is on his desk

The card he's got up. The f*** is it for

Boots on the cupboard

Map of the British Isles. Bit random, presumably will be replaced by a map of Europe soon.

Blatantly a phone unit behind him, still uses mobile. Wires are for pricks.

 

+ Keegan's Autobiography.

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Bet Pardew's getting a nosh off police acadamy style under his desk.

 

"Yes i'd like many many, maaaany new players Mike. I'd like to play them in a four four twooooooooo!"

 

:pardsgrin:

 

Things that are mint about this photo:

 

The old school Sky remote, no live pausing for Pards

The fact he's missed a delivery and the postcard thing is on his desk

The card he's got up. The f*** is it for

Boots on the cupboard

Map of the British Isles. Bit random, presumably will be replaced by a map of Europe soon.

Blatantly a phone unit behind him, still uses mobile. Wires are for pricks.

 

What are the bottles on the left? Captured footballing legend souls which he lets possess the Holy Trinity and Cabaye, pre-match?

 

Look like minatures of the likes of Bombay Sapphire.  Likely just fanny batter keepsakes

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Bet Pardew's getting a nosh off police acadamy style under his desk.

 

"Yes i'd like many many, maaaany new players Mike. I'd like to play them in a four four twooooooooo!"

 

:pardsgrin:

 

Things that are mint about this photo:

 

The old school Sky remote, no live pausing for Pards

The fact he's missed a delivery and the postcard thing is on his desk

The card he's got up. The fuck is it for

Boots on the cupboard

Map of the British Isles. Bit random, presumably will be replaced by a map of Europe soon.

Blatantly a phone unit behind him, still uses mobile. Wires are for pricks.

 

What are the bottles on the left? Captured footballing legend souls which he lets possess the Holy Trinity and Cabaye, pre-match?

 

Probably a fine array of aftershaves in case of female company.

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Great stuff. :thup:

 

 

 

'I’d say a lot of that comes from the captain. Colo is one of the most professional players I’ve encountered and he just makes sure that everything is done properly and all the squad understands their responsibilities. That makes everyone’s life easier.’

 

:thup: :thup: :thup:

 

He's a complete hero and 2nd only to Kompany as CB in the league.

 

Makes you almost glad it took him a year to settle in English football, because if he played like he has the last 2 years when he first joined he'd be at a top european club right now.

 

tl;dr - Colo :smitten: :smitten:

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Bet Pardew's getting a nosh off police acadamy style under his desk.

 

"Yes i'd like many many, maaaany new players Mike. I'd like to play them in a four four twooooooooo!"

 

http://i.imgur.com/7POqO.jpg

 

:pardsgrin:

 

Things that are mint about this photo:

 

The old school Sky remote, no live pausing for Pards

The fact he's missed a delivery and the postcard thing is on his desk

The card he's got up. The fuck is it for

Boots on the cupboard

Map of the British Isles. Bit random, presumably will be replaced by a map of Europe soon.

Blatantly a phone unit behind him, still uses mobile. Wires are for pricks.

 

Tiny bottles on cupboard. Neil Diamond biography?! Piers Morgan biography?!

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Despite the vast array of food available down the corridor, Coloccini drinks his own special brew of Argentinian green tea – mate. He brings it from home in a backpack, with a thermal flask, a cup, a strange silver spoon, which doubles as a straw, and the plastic container for green leaves.

 

'I drink this every day and Jonas will have a cup too,’ he says pointing to the empty space beside him. `Ryan Taylor tried it too but he didn’t like it so much.'

 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2136234/Newcastle-United-Behind-scenes.html#ixzz1tHjeHnvG

 

Tried it once, that stuff would grow hair on your chest.

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Mate is vile and tastes like you are drinking a golf course.

 

argies make it way too strong, tastes like brewed pot pourri. nice if you use a sensible amount though.

 

Nice read to see some of the backroom staff get a mention in the press, but a shockingly written article. wonder who the old guard are who poured scorn on doing stretches?

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Guest Craig-NUFC

Interesting read, but whoever wrote that needs to go back to journalist school.

Words in the wrong place and using 'two' instead of 'to'  :anguish:

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Guest optimistic nit

A fantastic insight. And Beren, don't you ever suggest Pardew or anyone close to him ever reads Newcastle-Online, it's 'frankly ridiculous', apparently  O0

 

i hope they don't, simpson at least.

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