Anderson Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Is that Newcastle-Online I see on Pardew's screen? Christ, imagine; he'd have packed his bags and got as far away as possible after his first day in the office. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Bet Pardew's getting a nosh off police acadamy style under his desk. "Yes i'd like many many, maaaany new players Mike. I'd like to play them in a four four twooooooooo!" http://i.imgur.com/7POqO.jpg Things that are mint about this photo: The old school Sky remote, no live pausing for Pards The fact he's missed a delivery and the postcard thing is on his desk The card he's got up. The f*** is it for Boots on the cupboard Map of the British Isles. Bit random, presumably will be replaced by a map of Europe soon. Blatantly a phone unit behind him, still uses mobile. Wires are for pricks. CAn anyone magnify. Our new signings look to be listed in May. Mark Douglas has his nose pressed against the window wielding a magnifying glass Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Bet Pardew's getting a nosh off police acadamy style under his desk. "Yes i'd like many many, maaaany new players Mike. I'd like to play them in a four four twooooooooo!" Things that are mint about this photo: The old school Sky remote, no live pausing for Pards The fact he's missed a delivery and the postcard thing is on his desk The card he's got up. The fuck is it for Boots on the cupboard Map of the British Isles. Bit random, presumably will be replaced by a map of Europe soon. Blatantly a phone unit behind him, still uses mobile. Wires are for pricks. What are the bottles on the left? Captured footballing legend souls which he lets possess the Holy Trinity and Cabaye, pre-match? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Bet Pardew's getting a nosh off police acadamy style under his desk. "Yes i'd like many many, maaaany new players Mike. I'd like to play them in a four four twooooooooo!" http://i.imgur.com/7POqO.jpg Things that are mint about this photo: The old school Sky remote, no live pausing for Pards The fact he's missed a delivery and the postcard thing is on his desk The card he's got up. The f*** is it for Boots on the cupboard Map of the British Isles. Bit random, presumably will be replaced by a map of Europe soon. Blatantly a phone unit behind him, still uses mobile. Wires are for pricks. + Keegan's Autobiography. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Bet Pardew's getting a nosh off police acadamy style under his desk. "Yes i'd like many many, maaaany new players Mike. I'd like to play them in a four four twooooooooo!" Things that are mint about this photo: The old school Sky remote, no live pausing for Pards The fact he's missed a delivery and the postcard thing is on his desk The card he's got up. The f*** is it for Boots on the cupboard Map of the British Isles. Bit random, presumably will be replaced by a map of Europe soon. Blatantly a phone unit behind him, still uses mobile. Wires are for pricks. What are the bottles on the left? Captured footballing legend souls which he lets possess the Holy Trinity and Cabaye, pre-match? Look like minatures of the likes of Bombay Sapphire. Likely just fanny batter keepsakes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Love all the little references back to Bobby too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Bet Pardew's getting a nosh off police acadamy style under his desk. "Yes i'd like many many, maaaany new players Mike. I'd like to play them in a four four twooooooooo!" Things that are mint about this photo: The old school Sky remote, no live pausing for Pards The fact he's missed a delivery and the postcard thing is on his desk The card he's got up. The fuck is it for Boots on the cupboard Map of the British Isles. Bit random, presumably will be replaced by a map of Europe soon. Blatantly a phone unit behind him, still uses mobile. Wires are for pricks. What are the bottles on the left? Captured footballing legend souls which he lets possess the Holy Trinity and Cabaye, pre-match? Probably a fine array of aftershaves in case of female company. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Is Shola wearing a sports bra in the second photo? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Great stuff. 'I’d say a lot of that comes from the captain. Colo is one of the most professional players I’ve encountered and he just makes sure that everything is done properly and all the squad understands their responsibilities. That makes everyone’s life easier.’ :thup: He's a complete hero and 2nd only to Kompany as CB in the league. Makes you almost glad it took him a year to settle in English football, because if he played like he has the last 2 years when he first joined he'd be at a top european club right now. tl;dr - Colo :smitten: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Bet Pardew's getting a nosh off police acadamy style under his desk. "Yes i'd like many many, maaaany new players Mike. I'd like to play them in a four four twooooooooo!" http://i.imgur.com/7POqO.jpg Things that are mint about this photo: The old school Sky remote, no live pausing for Pards The fact he's missed a delivery and the postcard thing is on his desk The card he's got up. The fuck is it for Boots on the cupboard Map of the British Isles. Bit random, presumably will be replaced by a map of Europe soon. Blatantly a phone unit behind him, still uses mobile. Wires are for pricks. Tiny bottles on cupboard. Neil Diamond biography?! Piers Morgan biography?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tachikoma Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Despite the vast array of food available down the corridor, Coloccini drinks his own special brew of Argentinian green tea – mate. He brings it from home in a backpack, with a thermal flask, a cup, a strange silver spoon, which doubles as a straw, and the plastic container for green leaves. 'I drink this every day and Jonas will have a cup too,’ he says pointing to the empty space beside him. `Ryan Taylor tried it too but he didn’t like it so much.' Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2136234/Newcastle-United-Behind-scenes.html#ixzz1tHjeHnvG Tried it once, that stuff would grow hair on your chest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Whenever I go to anyones house they get it out and pass it around Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Well that was fucking mint Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliMag Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Mate is vile and tastes like you are drinking a golf course. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Loved the last bit about Pardew inviting the team of Downs Syndrome kids to train with the coaches for a day. What a man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 That was excellent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Love owt like this me. Think Colo is better than Kompany myself Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnypd Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Mate is vile and tastes like you are drinking a golf course. argies make it way too strong, tastes like brewed pot pourri. nice if you use a sensible amount though. Nice read to see some of the backroom staff get a mention in the press, but a shockingly written article. wonder who the old guard are who poured scorn on doing stretches? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe_next_year Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 fantastic read. great to see just how good colo is behind closed doors. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 A fantastic insight. And Beren, don't you ever suggest Pardew or anyone close to him ever reads Newcastle-Online, it's 'frankly ridiculous', apparently Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Craig-NUFC Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Interesting read, but whoever wrote that needs to go back to journalist school. Words in the wrong place and using 'two' instead of 'to' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Love owt like this me. Think Colo is better than Kompany myself The two together would be fucking immense. Deja vu there... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest optimistic nit Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 A fantastic insight. And Beren, don't you ever suggest Pardew or anyone close to him ever reads Newcastle-Online, it's 'frankly ridiculous', apparently i hope they don't, simpson at least. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Anyone else weirded out by that picture of the lass? Bit spooky. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomlkier Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Love how the video of the match they're using seems to have came from a dodgy, foreign stream. The software evaluation period has expired too .. cheapskates! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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