Wilson Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 When some defender or something suddenly decides they're messi or something and try to go on a ridiculous dribble, like Phil Neville doing stepovers the other week or something. Part of me just smiles thinking of them playing at school wanting to be a striker like everyone else and gradually being moved back the pitch...but still think they're secretly a striker williamson on wednesday Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steggy Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 celebrating an important as fuck goal in a packed away end. complete fucking chaos. people being flung around all over the shop. random pisshead geordies smothering you, absolute carnage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 When some defender or something suddenly decides they're messi or something and try to go on a ridiculous dribble, like Phil Neville doing stepovers the other week or something. Part of me just smiles thinking of them playing at school wanting to be a striker like everyone else and gradually being moved back the pitch...but still think they're secretly a striker Or Williamson doing step overs against Chelsea Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Something that happens when the likes of Ben Arfa get the ball and start running forward, the whole stadium literally gets on the edge of their seats in anticipation. really is fascinating how one player can capture 52,000 people's attention. The keeper coming out in the last minute. no matter who's playing i hope the keeper gets to score, remember celebrating like crazy when Palop did it a few seasons back to help Valencia reach the UEFA cup final. Shots from the half way line or from further are great Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDT Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 How one good result can change the plans you had for that day Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 When the opposition players are acting the worky ticket and not getting ten yards back, the ref resorts to taking ten steps from the ball and the crowd count to ten. Also "dodgy keeper" and general winding up of keepers, doesn't seem to happen as much as it did now mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDT Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 A dodgy throw in being awarded you when your team is under the cosh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Really like when we keep do a couple of triangle passes out of a tight corner/a swarm of opposition. Especially Colo and Tiote.. they're the fucking kings of mugging off 4/5 players at a time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 How one good result can change the plans you had for that day plans last saturday pre wigan: out to the bar with me mate, then we were heading back to mine after the game to see the lass' and the bairns for a takeaway actual goings on post wigan: jager bombs pints snooker apparently dancing to some twat on karaoke then home at half 11 falling asleep on the settee what a cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 A pin point long ball. None of this Stoke "hoof it forward and we'll get it right eventually" shite, but a proper well thought out pass that lands plumb on the chest of the striker miles up field. Colo is a fucking master when it comes to this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 ole....ole.....ole the standing ovation for a player getting subbed at 89 mins having been MOM Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 The thud of the ball on the post or crossbar. How green the grass looks, especially if you haven't been to the match in a little while. Games when the floodlights are on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 A hard, but fair tackle. Makes me hard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 When poor/'poor' players do well. The night Best got the hattrick vs West Ham Sibierski. Perchinho. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 A hard, but fair tackle. Makes me hard. This. Nothing better(aside from a wondergoal) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 A hard, but fair tackle. Makes me hard. Parker on Joe Cole Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Seeing them trying to play in near monsoon conditions. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 When poor/'poor' players do well. The night Best got the hattrick vs West Ham Walked up to the ground and read the teamsheet out to my mate outside the Strawberry. Remember saying its going to be a terrible Nil Nil game Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 A hard, but fair tackle. Makes me hard. Parker on Joe Cole Greatest. tackle. ever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 A hard, but fair tackle. Makes me hard. Parker on Joe Cole Pretty much the perfect example Or just a bog standard tackle by Perch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 A pin point long ball. None of this Stoke "hoof it forward and we'll get it right eventually" shite, but a proper well thought out pass that lands plumb on the chest of the striker miles up field. Colo is a fucking master when it comes to this. Was just about to type this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Really like when we keep do a couple of triangle passes out of a tight corner/a swarm of opposition. Especially Colo and Tiote.. they're the f***ing kings of mugging off 4/5 players at a time That's quality right there. The collective madness of a bad decision right in front of you (goes out of a corner, ref says goal kick. WFT ref The (rare) moment of a lobbed goal between it leaving the player foot and dropping into the net, that surreal "time stands still" period, Class Ironic "Yea" cheers of every pass when you know a game is won and you're mugging them off in injury time Seeing someone get crunched who's been "putting themselves about" earlier in the game. Nicely done Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Ben Arfa right outside the box, he starts taking those little steps, and you know you're likely to see some shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 A hard, but fair tackle. Makes me hard. Parker on Joe Cole Pretty much the perfect example Or just a bog standard tackle by Perch. The Parker tackle was brilliant because Cole looked like he was auditioning for Diversity On tackles, when a forward/flair player tracks back and pulls off a perfect tackle. HBA has done it a few times this season. Kalou (I think) made a really good interception after Downing pulled the ball down perfectly and looked to actually do something good today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Tiote still hearing "SHOOT" a year later. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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