Mistle17 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Can't wait to wake up tomorrow and immediately remember that we got beat THREE f***ing NIL at home to the f***ing MACKEMS. f***ing t***. Dreading waking up tomorrow. Think it will only sink in properly then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 I forgot they gave all the backroom staff 8 year contracts too... ffs man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlelunchbox Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 I forgot they gave all the backroom staff 8 year contracts too... ffs man Hahaha do I laugh or cry fs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmymag Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Christ, what a mess. Just a word to those who 'hate' him so much. Do something about it, don't just abuse him on here and talk down to those offering mitigating cirumstances. Wait till we're safe - if that happens - and make your feelings known. I certainly will be. How? Let me guess: Throwing darts at pictures of Lambias, Fat Ash and Pardew, or sticking pins in effigies of those three, or perhaps shaking your fist at Fat Ashley in his helicopter? Face facts, we're all totally impotent as far as the current regime goes. The only way to let off steam is to go down the gym and punch something, kick the cat, dog, wife etc, or whinge on forums or with mates down the boozer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Solid shape ? fucking solid shape. Alan we are about as solid as jelly you fucking numbskull. Look at our goals against record to see if your solid shape works. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 I think we should all leave our respected other halfs as protest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Our shape is almost exclusively that of a gaping anus. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Our shape is almost exclusively that of a gaping anus. Curiously the real reason for my protest. Weird. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Since Pardew took over we've conceded 142 goals in 93 league games. Over 1.5 goals per game. That's a solid shape right there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkzter Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 We are shot all over the pitch. It's a total shambles. I think he has ran out if ideas and actually has no idea what to do. Next will be loss in belief from the players towards him ( I actually think a few have turned already) Needs to go. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Since Pardew took over we've conceded 142 goals in 93 league games. Over 1.5 goals per game. That's a solid shape right there. Fuck me, and with our goal scoring record of precisely 0.0001 per game, i sense we are fucked, eventually. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Since Pardew took over we've conceded 142 goals in 93 league games. Over 1.5 goals per game. That's a solid shape right there. Maybe we should work on defending more often rather than wasting a full day on other parts of our game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 For balance we've scored 130 goals in those 93 games. So the difference is as marginal as you'd expect. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 For balance we've scored 130 goals in those 93 games. So the difference is as marginal as you'd expect. I absolutely refuse to believe those figures, even when you show me proof. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Since Pardew took over we've conceded 142 goals in 93 league games. Over 1.5 goals per game. That's a solid shape right there. Maybe we should work on defending more often rather than wasting a full day on other parts of our game. I hope to fuck nobody tells him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 I hope to f*** nobody tells him. Just in case he's looking, I wasn't being serious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Since Pardew took over we've conceded 142 goals in 93 league games. Over 1.5 goals per game. That's a solid shape right there. It's solidly shaped like a dick, aiming to fuck us right up the bum chute. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Christ, what a mess. Just a word to those who 'hate' him so much. Do something about it, don't just abuse him on here and talk down to those offering mitigating cirumstances. Wait till we're safe - if that happens - and make your feelings known. I certainly will be. How? Let me guess: Throwing darts at pictures of Lambias, Fat Ash and Pardew, or sticking pins in effigies of those three, or perhaps shaking your fist at Fat Ashley in his helicopter? Face facts, we're all totally impotent as far as the current regime goes. The only way to let off steam is to go down the gym and punch something, kick the cat, dog, wife etc, or whinge on forums or with mates down the boozer. tbf to Ronaldo, he once made a heroic and goose bump raising appearance on MOTD berating Williamson after he'd done something rubbish. He's a man of action. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistle17 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 He has an interesting habit of ruining players. From what I remember, Tiote was class for us under Hughton. He was a revelation in our midfield and was a real destroyer who wasn't bad at distributing the ball. Then there's Cabaye who has become progressively worse under his leadership as he finds himself standing on our CB's toes he's pushed back so deep, instead of playing forward and unlocking defences; see his Euro 2012 performances in AM. Then there's Cisse. Magnificent last season, unstoppable. Now Pardew seems to have got a hold of him he isn't half the player this season, mainly due to playing right wing for half the season. Right wing? Right fucking wing. He cant get the best out of Sissoko, either. Moussa look immense in his first couple of games for us playing off Cisse. Now he looks lost, all his qualities being contradicted as he's deployed DCM or RM. Even Anita, who I rate very highly, has been completely wasted. He's perfect for a team who wants to get the ball down and play out from the back. A very tidy player indeed, yet half the time this season he's come off the bench to play behind the striker (well, that's what it looked like). Christ, Williamson was never this bad under Hughton when we were promoted (I am in no way saying I ever rated him). And I'm sure everyone remembers that ridiculous saga we had last year with Pardew constantly preferring Obertan to Ben Arfa. In fact, even Ryan Taylor used to get ahead of Hatem. He is a monstrosity of a manager. Today is the last straw. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Christ, what a mess. Just a word to those who 'hate' him so much. Do something about it, don't just abuse him on here and talk down to those offering mitigating cirumstances. Wait till we're safe - if that happens - and make your feelings known. I certainly will be. How? Let me guess: Throwing darts at pictures of Lambias, Fat Ash and Pardew, or sticking pins in effigies of those three, or perhaps shaking your fist at Fat Ashley in his helicopter? Face facts, we're all totally impotent as far as the current regime goes. The only way to let off steam is to go down the gym and punch something, kick the cat, dog, wife etc, or whinge on forums or with mates down the boozer. tbf to Ronaldo, he once made a heroic and goose bump raising appearance on MOTD berating Williamson after he'd done something rubbish. He's a man of action. What a memory, man. Fair play. If people feel that strongly, make it known. It was made known to Allardyce and he was gone weeks later. Not quite the same thing but better than just posting the same old stuff on here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 He has an interesting habit of ruining players. From what I remember, Tiote was class for us under Hughton. He was a revelation in our midfield and was a real destroyer who wasn't bad at distributing the ball. Then there's Cabaye who has become progressively worse under his leadership as he finds himself standing on our CB's toes he's pushed back so deep, instead of playing forward and unlocking defences; see his Euro 2012 performances in AM. Then there's Cisse. Magnificent last season, unstoppable. Now Pardew seems to have got a hold of him he isn't half the player this season, mainly due to playing right wing for half the season. Right wing? Right fucking wing. He cant get the best out of Sissoko, either. Moussa look immense in his first couple of games for us playing off Cisse. Now he looks lost, all his qualities being contradicted as he's deployed DCM or RM. Even Anita, who I rate very highly, has been completely wasted. He's perfect for a team who wants to get the ball down and play out from the back. A very tidy player indeed, yet half the time this season he's come off the bench to play behind the striker (well, that's what it looked like). Christ, Williamson was never this bad under Hughton when we were promoted (I am in no way saying I ever rated him). And I'm sure everyone remembers that ridiculous saga we had last year with Pardew constantly preferring Obertan to Ben Arfa. In fact, even Ryan Taylor used to get ahead of Hatem. He is a monstrosity of a manager. Today is the last straw. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Dave http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/yes%20but/grand/yes-but-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-247.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wil Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 This result has to be a huge blow to the confidence of the dressing room. Whatever we think of him, Pardew can't fail to be knocked back by this. Somehow, somewhere, the players have got to come up with another 3 points, at least, with him or without him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Fucking gutless cockney cunt. He's a coward and the worst manger we've had since Souness. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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