Kanj Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Shut up and get the joke Kanji Shit joke if you had to explain it dude. <dave chappelle mouthing "not funny" when mary jane says a bad joke over the phone gif/video> Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 jesus Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Even I got that joke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 still shit - but KI and I are on same page regarding our shit kits so all good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Kanye Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EthiGeordie Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 no leaks this year impressive... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 no leaks this year impressive... Mike is still fucking about in paint, trying to work out how to make the spraypaint bigger. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 The U18 team played over the weekend right? Played in a black top with greyish shorts. Third kit? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 training top with the away shorts, Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 training top with the away shorts, Don't think it was the away shorts because it had the W***a logo on it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie1892 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 was it this training gear? http://www.nufc.co.uk/page/News/Gallery/0,,10278~3964347,00.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Dragging our heels with this aren't we? "Spend your money on a season ticket instead..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EthiGeordie Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 how they manage not to give us no sneak preview this time around? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Disappointing double negative Ethi, you're usually so clear as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Disappointing double negative Ethi, you're usually so clear as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 The new home kit will be launched on Thursday 14th August. The date for the launch is carefully considered and planned as per the clubs marketing schedule. This date has been chosen as it is the Thursday before our first home game of the season against Manchester City. This helps build up the excitement for the whole week with the kit launch and then the fans coming to St James’ Park for the season opener. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Oh WOW! The careful planning that has gone into that! What a mindblowing strategic carefully planned marketing strategic excitement plan for the fans to create excitement before the first planned strategic careful match. I'm so impressed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 So when will we see the first images of it and be able to pre-order it? I'm assuming the 14th August is when it actually goes on sale. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 I think this marketing plan is fucking atrocious. See: Every other club's home kit release schedule and reveal for examples of how to properly market and create excitement for a product launch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 I think this marketing plan is fucking atrocious. See: Every other club's home kit release schedule and reveal for examples of how to properly market and create excitement for a product launch. Step 1: Produce a kit that fans will like, no stripes with spikes, no blue stripes inside the stripes, no very fat and very few stripes. Hmm, we'll work on everything else once step 1 has been done. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 build up the excitement for the whole week? Who in there right minds get excited about a shit football top going on sale? The place is going to be fucking buzzing from the 14th as 50,000 fans froth at the gash in pure unadulterated excitement, as the latest Puma/wonga masterpiece is released. The giggling frenzy will spill over to match day thanks to this orgasmic new release, right up to 3.10pm when we find ourselves 3 - 0 down. But even an 8 - 0 home drubbing will not wipe the memories of the fantastic cock twitching build up prior to it. Well done all involved with NUFC you pulled off a master stroke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 I think this marketing plan is fucking atrocious. See: Every other club's home kit release schedule and reveal for examples of how to properly market and create excitement for a product launch. They dont need to market it properly as idiots buy it regardless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 The new home kit will be launched on Thursday 14th August. The date for the launch is carefully considered and planned as per the clubs marketing schedule. This date has been chosen as it is the Thursday before our first home game of the season against Manchester City. This helps build up the excitement for the whole week with the kit launch and then the fans coming to St James’ Park for the season opener. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 build up the excitement for the whole week? Who in there right minds get excited about a s*** football top going on sale? The place is going to be f***ing buzzing from the 14th as 50,000 fans froth at the gash in pure unadulterated excitement, as the latest Puma/wonga masterpiece is released. The giggling frenzy will spill over to match day thanks to this orgasmic new release, right up to 3.10pm when we find ourselves 3 - 0 down. But even an 8 - 0 home drubbing will not wipe the memories of the fantastic cock twitching build up prior to it. Well done all involved with NUFC you pulled off a master stroke. you only missed the part of expansive front foot football with slick passing game orchestrated by a bunch of grafters who will no doubt be 8-0 down the moment the ball is kicked Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattypnufc Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 As a kid it was one of the highlights of the summer holidays. Good school report meant I got a new Newcastle top bought for me. Wearing it all summer when playing footy with the lads. But nah, wait until Match Day 1 kicks off and we get a dry humping. Absolutely no other team does this? Is our marketing department trying to be different or just fucking shocking at what they do? Much like the rest of the club at every level. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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