sempuki Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 I think they signed Maiga on the strength of our approach. We are going to get no-one at this rate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Time to start bidding on some red herrings. Cheeky £16m bid for David Bellion. Quick telegram to RMC. Jobs a good un. Or just take the Pulp Fiction approach. As soon as they've accepted the bid tie them up and then bring out the gimp to watch them until the deal is concluded. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 "Newcastle United wanted him and Graham Carr doesn't make too many mistakes. Graham's got good judgement." Those clubs should just hire their own scouts man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 He will start for West Ham ahead of that knacker McCartney or whoever other idiot they play there. Not gonna come here to bench warm over first team football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 The club must be aware of this hijacking shit. Maybe that means if us (the fans) are hearing no news, the club are being successful in stealth moves [/hope beyond hope] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Only 13 days left for the signings we desperately need. Not looking good at all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Somebody break Fat Sam's PlayStation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 We should bid for crap players on purpose now, get the vile turds Redknapp and Fat Sam paying over the odds for them I think it'd be even better to start convincing other clubs to take our already turd players. "Hey Fat Sam, Carr really rates Willo. He can be all yours for the cool price of 5mil." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 While i think this is not quite true, if it is, we will walk away. We agreed a price and that will be that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Does anyone still think managers don't get transfer targets from newspapers? That was the general opinion when Pardew was getting stick for hawking Ba around publicly for months. Redknapp just happened to want Remy. West Ham just coincidentally want this lad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 He will start for West Ham ahead of that knacker McCartney or whoever other idiot they play there. Not gonna come here to bench warm over first team football. Plus more money, which is the only thing that really matters. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Somebody break Fat Sam's PlayStation. He probably ate it anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 The system is so lopsided man. Mint players and a shit manager. A mint scout and shit offers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Does anyone still think managers don't get transfer targets from newspapers? That was the general opinion when Pardew was getting stick for hawking Ba around publicly for months. Redknapp just happened to want Remy. West Ham just coincidentally want this lad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 "Newcastle United wanted him and Graham Carr doesn't make too many mistakes. Graham's got good judgement." Those clubs should just hire their own scouts man. I missed that quote, fucking sickening. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 The club must be aware of this hijacking shit. Maybe that means if us (the fans) are hearing no news, the club are being successful in stealth moves [/hope beyond hope] It's been so long since I've had reason to use the little fwapper http://media.tumblr.com/e454ebe8c774c07af57b9c4a8534c591/tumblr_inline_mficgszEmg1qctctd.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Please, for the love of God, pay that extra 500k to push it through. At this rate, we will never get any more players in this window. 500k vs 50m, Mike. You know what you need to do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Thought bids came with confidentiality clauses. It used to be the way transfers were kept quiet. Now it's, "Attention the world Newcastle are bidding for one of our playaz"!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 "Newcastle United wanted him and Graham Carr doesn't make too many mistakes. Graham's got good judgement." Those clubs should just hire their own scouts man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 "Newcastle United wanted him and Graham Carr doesn't make too many mistakes. Graham's got good judgement." Those clubs should just hire their own scouts man. I missed that quote, fucking sickening. Carr could find some random lad playing in the Burundian Third Division and that goiter faced fuck Redknapp will come out, "Oy I've 'ad me eye on this 'un for some toime now." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Why don't we just bid for half a dozen players in each position, only one of which is any good, to at least maximise the chances that old saggy face and Fat Sam will bid for and buy some fucking dross allowing us to fuck off with the good player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 "Newcastle United wanted him and Graham Carr doesn't make too many mistakes. Graham's got good judgement." Those clubs should just hire their own scouts man. I missed that quote, fucking sickening. Carr could find some random lad playing in the Burundian Third Division and that goiter faced fuck Redknapp will come out, "Oy I've 'ad me eye on this 'un for some toime now." Redknapp's from Birmingham? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Thought bids came with confidentiality clauses. It used to be the way transfers were kept quiet. Now it's, "Attention the world Newcastle are bidding for one of our playaz"!!!!!!!!! Agent leaks it, he gets more money if the price goes up. Is why they are scum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 "Newcastle United wanted him and Graham Carr doesn't make too many mistakes. Graham's got good judgement." Those clubs should just hire their own scouts man. I missed that quote, fucking sickening. Carr could find some random lad playing in the Burundian Third Division and that goiter faced fuck Redknapp will come out, "Oy I've 'ad me eye on this 'un for some toime now." Cockney's do not talk like that treacle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 "Newcastle United wanted him and Graham Carr doesn't make too many mistakes. Graham's got good judgement." Those clubs should just hire their own scouts man. I missed that quote, fucking sickening. Carr could find some random lad playing in the Burundian Third Division and that goiter faced fuck Redknapp will come out, "Oy I've 'ad me eye on this 'un for some toime now." Redknapp's from Birmingham? Every non-Geordie sounds the fucking same to me man, my ears are hardly refined. I especially can't be arsed to properly transliterate the accents ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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