Cunning_Linguist Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Additional points won in 14/15 thanks to his goals/assists - 1 10 (just for goals scored) in 13/14 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 This guy has been a victim of shit coaching as much as Anita. I don't see the difference between them. In fact, the vast majority of player has been victim of our appalling coaching over the last few years. What I call shit is players like Williamson and Raylor, they don't have talent nor any decent attribute. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Haven't seen much talent from Gouffran at all tbh. What is he supposedly good at? Can't beat his man, can't cross, his finishing is average at best. He used to have a bit of pace (not lightning quick or owt though), but that's pretty much it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Additional points won in 14/15 thanks to his goals/assists - 1 10 (just for goals scored) in 13/14 Assume this relates to that period he had where he was still pretty awful in all round play but got on the end of a few things in the box, shinned one or two in and so on... He's fucking recyclable garbage, needs hoying in a bin, or the sea. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nattfare Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Or outer space. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Haven't seen much talent from Gouffran at all tbh. What is he supposedly good at? Can't beat his man, can't cross, his finishing is average at best. He used to have a bit of pace (not lightning quick or owt though), but that's pretty much it. Read the posts about his earlier performances. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I liked him when he first came into the team to be honest, right after he signed - but I assumed he was signed to actually play as a backup striker off the bench - use his pace to get on the end of things and such. I didn't expect him to have basically been our first choice RW/LW for a couple of seasons. Any bit of striker ability in him has been drilled and coached and shitted out. He's fucking terrible now, and hoping he goes back to France and doesn't ruin team selections. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Can't remember who said it, but someone on here basically said he's been doing shuttle runs down a wing for about two seasons now and that's how best I can describe what he does. Except rather than an athlete, he looks like Santiago when that little cunt tramples on his inhaler in the dressing room. Shite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 What a player Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Like a new signing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayson Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Hes crap on the wing, a position he should never have been playing anyway. What more can you say. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Hes crap on the wing, a position he should never have been playing anyway. What more can you say. And it midfield, which he should never be playing either. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 And upfront too I kid I dunno if he could poach a few up front but he lacks the technical ability or the muscle for me to want to bother seeing him rehabilitated up front. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Chipped in with a few when he played up front towards the beginning of his time here didn't he? Didn't look great but I don't think he looked terrible either, until good old Pards decided he was going to be Jonas MK II. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 I know he's been bad last to season and he should be nowhere near the first team, but I'm willing to give him a second chance under new management , as I am with all our squad really(except for Williamson, he can go die in a hole.), they've been so ineptly coached over the last couple years, who knows what theyed be like under an even remotely competent manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Better finisher than Riviere (lol). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicane Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 He scored 6 or 7 in the 2013/14 season, IIRC most in the first half of that season before Cabaye left when he was playing wide right of a 4-3-3 Then everything went to piss, we started playing more of a 4-4-2 and he was well and truly Pardewed as a limited wide midfielder Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miercoles Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Hes crap on the wing, a position he should never have been playing anyway. What more can you say. An absolutely dominant holding midfielder though! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nattfare Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 The Gouff, the Gouff, the Gouff is on fire The Gouff, the Gouff, the Gouff is on fire We don't need no water let the motherf***** burn Burn motherf*****, burn Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Looks and plays like he knows he's broken tbh. He's secretly begging for the bullet, a literal bullet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sho Time Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 The Gouff, the Gouff, the Gouff is on fire The Gouff, the Gouff, the Gouff is on fire We don't need no water let the motherf***** burn Burn motherf*****, burn Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
U2 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 The Gouff, the Gouff, the Gouff is on fire The Gouff, the Gouff, the Gouff is on fire We don't need no water let the motherf***** burn Burn motherf*****, burn :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Why did he have the armband on for most of the second half? Is McClaren taking the piss out of us? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Sick of seeing this arsehole. Get rid of him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Played in 3 of 4 friendles and has now been captain. Clearly first choice Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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