Darth Crooks Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Thing is, for every game we've come sharp out of the traps, this guy and turgid/archaic approach negates the lot as we sit on a 1-0 lead if we're lucky. He'll then spout some shite about progressive 'front foot football' (?) and some people swallow it. For that reason I can't be confident, no matter how good a squad it looks on paper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dontooner Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Incredible how Pardew still has the job, Other managers would have being sacked by now. Goes to show how important PR skills are in the real world. Not sure how far his finger is up Derek L's Ass but he is definitely sticking it to him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Incredible how Pardew still has the job, Other managers would have being sacked by now. Goes to show how important PR skills are in the real world. Not sure how far his finger is up Derek L's Ass but he is definitely sticking it to him. Currently speed-bag training with DL's tonsils round about now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 He has to go for making us want these horrible cunts to win. FUCKING ARSEHOLE. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 He has to go for making us want these horrible cunts to win. FUCKING ARSEHOLE. This isn't intentionally directed at you, but these kind of posts tickle me. You're so angry with him that you're forced to type in capitals on the Internet! Gallows humour, I guess. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I even held shift and prodded angrily with one finger, rage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmymag Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Pardew is doing a remarkable job of lowering expectations and he's cheap. The club is back in the top 20 of world football in terms of revenue and despite the horrible stuff on show the ground is full every other week. I don't doubt the club are feeling a bit nervous at present but if we'd won just two more games we'd be 9th and they'd be fucking ecstatic with him tbh. He's going nowhere. The shite he's dishing up will soon put an end to the sell out crowds if he does stay. The anticipated drop in revenue with Pardew as manager next season is our best chance of getting rid of him imo. The bottom line is the one thing that Ashley understands, and he will be ruthless to protect it. I hope! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I even held shift and prodded angrily with one finger, rage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gleebals Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Stats until the end of jan Goals scored per game: 1.29 Goals conceided per game 1.75 Stats since start of Feb (after adding 3 defenders to the team, and 2 attacking players) Goals scored per game 1.09 Goals conceided in a game 2.18 The stats were shit before the transfer window. Worse than shit now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest H09 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 We're obviously going to score less without Ba and Ranger and concede more without Colo and Krul. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Without Ranger Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gleebals Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 We're obviously going to score less without Ba and Ranger and concede more without Colo and Krul. How about we have a clueless, spineless, negative manager. Shocking tactics. Beyond poor set pieces. Need I go on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Without Ranger Must be some sort of drug reference surely? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 He has to go for making us want these horrible cunts to win. FUCKING ARSEHOLE. Agreed. This is how low this absolute fucking inept cunt has made us sink. Fuck the fuck off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Straws, clutching springs to mind. Admit it, we were shit, we are shitter Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Ashley, Dekka, and their retarded puppet fucking off is the only way forward for us. A long shitty road ahead then unless a miracle happens. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
J7 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 To be fair, it looks better before February because of the first couple months of the season, which were average. Between October and mid-Jan was utterly horrendous. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Big fan of the American Sports is Pardew. He's really taken the 'D-FENCE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS' mentality to heart. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/38/2aa75193144cc9d30d16400308253c06/l.jpg This describes my feelings about Pardew so perfectly. Would certainly solve a lot of problems. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbers Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Can't believe this wankers still here. It will cost us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 The defensive teams that win championships over here actually put up masterclass defensive performances and find a way to score. Therefore we'd have an strong positive goal differential and one of the best defenses in the league, barely conceding any goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 The every lasting impression of this season for me was Alan Pardew's 'No more goals' command after we scored an equaliser against Arsenal... which resulted in the other team scoring a ton of goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Without Ranger A new low? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 He's already ruined my week and it's only fucking Monday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dontooner Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Looks like Villa has some good Premier League Experience in the squad and we are realy lacking it seems. What a load of bull shit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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