AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 The table glosses over the performances and the last gasp winners at home have propelled us up there. Plus the last two home games have really brought home how bad we are and it's easy to forget those scrappy points when we're in free fall performance-wise. We're 12-8 down on goals in the last 10 minutes this season. But how many in average per game, our last minute goals are 1 a game I would expect, a la Cisse whereas I would expect a few of ours might be attributed to 2 or 3 as we trail off and get mauled. A lot of them took points off us. 86th minute at the mackems. 81st and 85th minutes at Stoke. 90th minute at Man U 85th minute at Swansea 90th minute at Wigan 8th place if the table didn't "gloss over" those HF = slayer of urban myths He doesn't take any nonsense. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Ah actually I know what you mean, 25 point average. I worded it a bit dodgy, what I meant was those run of results wouldn't have looked out of tune anywhere else in the season. But from a statistical POV if you add the next 2 games on which in Pardew's opinion were good results it averages pretty close to what we have. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Regardless of scoreline we still lost 4 in 6 which really isn't out of tune with the rest of the season. It's much worse. Worse than what? losing 4 games in 6 is worse than the season average of 18/37. 66% rather than 49% We lost 77% of games between 11/11 and 19/01 though. That was THE worst. See new post. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Regardless of scoreline we still lost 4 in 6 which really isn't out of tune with the rest of the season. It's much worse. Worse than what? losing 4 games in 6 is worse than the season average of 18/37. 66% rather than 49% We lost 77% of games between 11/11 and 19/01 though. That was THE worst. See new post. It's pretty astounding Pardew survived that run of losing more than three quarters of games. If Ashley never sacked him then, I don't think he ever will. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Good to see him working on his crossing. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 The table glosses over the performances and the last gasp winners at home have propelled us up there. Plus the last two home games have really brought home how bad we are and it's easy to forget those scrappy points when we're in free fall performance-wise. We're 12-8 down on goals in the last 10 minutes this season. But how many in average per game, our last minute goals are 1 a game I would expect, a la Cisse whereas I would expect a few of ours might be attributed to 2 or 3 as we trail off and get mauled. A lot of them took points off us. 86th minute at the mackems. 81st and 85th minutes at Stoke. 90th minute at Man U 85th minute at Swansea 90th minute at Wigan 8th place if the table didn't "gloss over" those HF = slayer of urban myths He doesn't take any nonsense. To be fair, we're losing in almost EVERY 10 minute period of the game. The only time we come out on top is just before half time.... http://www.soccerstats.com/timing.asp?league=england Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Regardless of scoreline we still lost 4 in 6 which really isn't out of tune with the rest of the season. It's much worse. Worse than what? losing 4 games in 6 is worse than the season average of 18/37. 66% rather than 49% We lost 77% of games between 11/11 and 19/01 though. That was THE worst. See new post. It's pretty astounding Pardew survived that run of losing more than three quarters of games. If Ashley never sacked him then, I don't think he ever will. Neither do I now tbh, I still think there's the chance he just wants a man in charge for the Arsenal game as he has a potential £5m resting on it but as each day passes I feel less and less likely that he will be gone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Good to see him working on his crossing. :lol: So bad yet so good Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 The table glosses over the performances and the last gasp winners at home have propelled us up there. Plus the last two home games have really brought home how bad we are and it's easy to forget those scrappy points when we're in free fall performance-wise. We're 12-8 down on goals in the last 10 minutes this season. But how many in average per game, our last minute goals are 1 a game I would expect, a la Cisse whereas I would expect a few of ours might be attributed to 2 or 3 as we trail off and get mauled. A lot of them took points off us. 86th minute at the mackems. 81st and 85th minutes at Stoke. 90th minute at Man U 85th minute at Swansea 90th minute at Wigan 8th place if the table didn't "gloss over" those Performances not results being glossed over. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 The table glosses over the performances and the last gasp winners at home have propelled us up there. Plus the last two home games have really brought home how bad we are and it's easy to forget those scrappy points when we're in free fall performance-wise. We're 12-8 down on goals in the last 10 minutes this season. But how many in average per game, our last minute goals are 1 a game I would expect, a la Cisse whereas I would expect a few of ours might be attributed to 2 or 3 as we trail off and get mauled. A lot of them took points off us. 86th minute at the mackems. 81st and 85th minutes at Stoke. 90th minute at Man U 85th minute at Swansea 90th minute at Wigan 8th place if the table didn't "gloss over" those HF = slayer of urban myths He doesn't take any nonsense. To be fair, we're losing in almost EVERY 10 minute period of the game. The only time we come out on top is just before half time.... http://www.soccerstats.com/timing.asp?league=england We've been shite, that's something everyone can agree on! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 The table glosses over the performances and the last gasp winners at home have propelled us up there. Plus the last two home games have really brought home how bad we are and it's easy to forget those scrappy points when we're in free fall performance-wise. We're 12-8 down on goals in the last 10 minutes this season. But how many in average per game, our last minute goals are 1 a game I would expect, a la Cisse whereas I would expect a few of ours might be attributed to 2 or 3 as we trail off and get mauled. A lot of them took points off us. 86th minute at the mackems. 81st and 85th minutes at Stoke. 90th minute at Man U 85th minute at Swansea 90th minute at Wigan 8th place if the table didn't "gloss over" those HF = slayer of urban myths He doesn't take any nonsense. To be fair, we're losing in almost EVERY 10 minute period of the game. The only time we come out on top is just before half time.... http://www.soccerstats.com/timing.asp?league=england We've been s****, that's something everyone can agree on! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 We've been shite, that's something everyone can agree on! The Admins should do some coding jiggery pokery so that whatever anyone types, when they click "post" it just comes out as... We've been shite There'd be complete unanimity... We've been shite We've been shite We've been shite A board united in complete agreement. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 We've been shit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnonel Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 http://fixtstore.com/news/files/2010/09/brick-loud-noises-b.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Shite for me like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Having a good laugh at some of these heatmaps btw.. Look at Man U's shape in their game against us. Clearly defined shape, every player distinct. Only the two strikers are touching. Us? The defence have a shape, f*** knows who's doing what otherwise.... http://i39.tinypic.com/4r97c8.jpg Similar story in the Arsenal game....it's not as bad, but apart from our centre backs, every other player spends so much time in another players position, 8 of them look like 4. http://i42.tinypic.com/2vss00j.jpg Considering how much we work on "shape" thats awful from us The only thing I can take from the Arsenal game is us being ultra defensive and doubling up on their players. Some useful info there Happy Face. Cissé and Simpson occupying the same space against Arsenal. Fucking hell Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlelunchbox Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 http://fixtstore.com/news/files/2010/09/brick-loud-noises-b.jpg Hahaha indeed, thread has been over taken by a bunch of Sherlock Holmes How many pages? 1300 until they reached a unanimous decision. We been shit, yeh no fucking shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Wow, this thread has been a hive of activity, discussing the ins and outs of performances, statistics, reasons for our demise, terrible tactics, etc... Ian says we're shit, we all agree and silence ensues! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Is there a way to block this thread? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Is there a way to block this thread? If we sacked the manager it would calm down after a while. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Is there a way to block this thread? If we sacked the manager it would calm down after a while. We cant tho, his long ball stats prove otherwise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 I suppose if he does stay on we can have Polic V Pardew thread, like the Parky V Liverpool thread. SHould be real entertaining. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 I imagine it'd be a 'Polic walkover and get boring after the first 10 games or so. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 I suppose if he does stay on we can have Polic V Pardew thread, like the Parky V Liverpool thread. SHould be real entertaining. Lies, damned lies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 I imagine it'd be a 'Polic walkover and get boring after the first 10 games or so. I dunno, Pardew might have some fight left in him. All he has to do is put Polic in a figure 4 leg lock and the bitch will scream for mercy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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