Village Idiot Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 BBC taking the piss out of Blackpool, methinks Fans who do walk out on this one early in the second half will surely not call it a night. But in the City that never sleeps, you are never short of entertainment. A few hundred yards away from Bloomfield Road such delights as the Diamonettes Showgirls Show, The Aaron Levi Show, or Michael Jordan's High Jinx Magic & Illusion Show await for the paying punter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2779640/Julio-Arca-The-former-Premier-League-star-pays-3-50-subs-turn-Willow-Pond-FC-second-division-pub-side.html#ixzz3F7D2kPlZ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2779640/Julio-Arca-The-former-Premier-League-star-pays-3-50-subs-turn-Willow-Pond-FC-second-division-pub-side.html#ixzz3F7D2kPlZ Didn't know he had retired already, he's still relatively young. I guess he didn't fancy a career down the leagues too much. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Dainava in the Lithuanian league have 5 points from 29 games and a goal difference of -121 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Dainava in the Lithuanian league have 5 points from 29 games and a goal difference of -121 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Dainava in the Lithuanian league have 5 points from 29 games and a goal difference of -121 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Dainava in the Lithuanian league have 5 points from 29 games and a goal difference of -121 They lost 12-0 to Atlantis, which doesn't surprise me considering they had to play in tough conditions, under the sea. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Dainava in the Lithuanian league have 5 points from 29 games and a goal difference of -121 They lost 12-0 to Atlantis, which doesn't surprise me considering they had to play in tough conditions, under the sea. http://i.imgur.com/yslQZck.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Each team's most active passer http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--w0_BgC62--/glyvc3tfbziomfmrh01t.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Each team's most active passer http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--w0_BgC62--/glyvc3tfbziomfmrh01t.jpg Oh FFS. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Also, given the players' Liverpool have on midfield, the fact Lovren leads their passing tells me something's not right there. I haven't seen them play all season, mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 to be fair that only shows that Noble is the only one doing the passing at west ham Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 to be fair that only shows that Noble is the only one doing the passing at west ham Pardew gave him his debut you know. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Weren't you linked with him at some point? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lincoln_imp Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 I'm mainly a lurker, but had to log on to ask this question. For some baffling reason, I was shopping in tescos today and out of nowhere, a Barry Venison (might not have even been him) sprang to my mind, where he was about 25 yards out, the ball came bobbling to him from behind, he turned with the ball, and boshed it in with his right boot, into the bottom right hand corner. Did this event actually happen? If not, why am I inventing goals in my own mind from Barry fucking Venison? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Were you in the meat section? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bad Mongo Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 I'm mainly a lurker, but had to log on to ask this question. For some baffling reason, I was shopping in tescos today and out of nowhere, a Barry Venison (might not have even been him) sprang to my mind, where he was about 25 yards out, the ball came bobbling to him from behind, he turned with the ball, and boshed it in with his right boot, into the bottom right hand corner. Did this event actually happen? If not, why am I inventing goals in my own mind from Barry fucking Venison? I think this is worthy of its own thread. According to Wikipedia, Venison scored only 4 goals in his career, one of them for Newcastle:Venison only scored one goal for the Magpies but he regards it as being the best goal he's ever scored; it was, in his words, "a 20-yard screamer" against Aston Villa at a packed St James' Park.Unfortunately, this leads to a dead link, but searching for Barry Venison Villa at Youtube shows that it was indeed a screamer, but the ball did not come bobbing from behind. You're either making up goals, or you are a Mackem. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 I remember that Villa goal, was a top corner job though. Therefore seek help. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10202827204305939 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10202827204305939 I really want to play this now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10202827204305939 I really want to play this now I can only imagine the mess I'd get into if that was in a beer garden nearby. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lincoln_imp Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 I'm mainly a lurker, but had to log on to ask this question. For some baffling reason, I was shopping in tescos today and out of nowhere, a Barry Venison (might not have even been him) sprang to my mind, where he was about 25 yards out, the ball came bobbling to him from behind, he turned with the ball, and boshed it in with his right boot, into the bottom right hand corner. Did this event actually happen? If not, why am I inventing goals in my own mind from Barry f***ing Venison? I think this is worthy of its own thread. According to Wikipedia, Venison scored only 4 goals in his career, one of them for Newcastle:Venison only scored one goal for the Magpies but he regards it as being the best goal he's ever scored; it was, in his words, "a 20-yard screamer" against Aston Villa at a packed St James' Park.Unfortunately, this leads to a dead link, but searching for Barry Venison Villa at Youtube shows that it was indeed a screamer, but the ball did not come bobbing from behind. You're either making up goals, or you are a Mackem. well at least he scored. Genuinely bizzare how it just popped up literally out of nowhere. Cheers for the link. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Bon jovi wrote a song about him; must have had the same dream. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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