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The whole England setup is pretty much turning into a joke. We jump on any youngster that gets given game time for anyone in the top 5 or 6 clubs no matter how little the influence they have on the team.

Blackett has had a big influence on his team to be fair

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Faustino Asprilla’s latest business venture: guava-flavoured condoms

 

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theguardian.com, Thursday 25 September 2014 11.29 BST

 

 

Faustino Asprilla has confirmed he will be launching a line of condoms in Colombia.

 

The former Parma and Newcastle striker has revealed that production of his own line of condoms is already underway in China. The condoms, planned to be on sale in Colombia initially, will be sold under the brand name “Tino”.

 

Asprilla, speaking to the Colombian radio show La FM, expressed his enthusiasm for his new business venture.

 

“I think it’s a really cool idea, “ he said. “They’ll hopefully be launched with a campaign to prevent unplanned teenage pregnancies.”

 

The condoms will come in all sizes and in a variety of flavours.

 

“I’ll recommend the guava flavour condom,” Asprilla added. “When I was growing up, we had a guava tree in our garden and that’s a flavour and aroma that’s very good for romancing.”

 

El Tino, who turned down a lucrative offer by an Italian porn company to star in one of their films last year , maintained that the main intention behind the condom brand is to encourage “healthy sexual habits”.

 

Asprilla has maintained a busy business profile since retiring from professional football in 2009. He has been working setting up an academy in his home country of Colombia, with links to Newcastle, as well as building a portfolio of real estate farming land.

 

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Russell Slade has packed in at Leyton Orient a few hours after Cardiff made an approach. Club lawyers are on it apparently.

 

Too f***ing right. I hate this s***.

 

Really they should be suing Slade as he has tendered his resignation.

They should let him look to his future now, it's only just begun.

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