Guest palnese Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Disco Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Maddest thing about Agbonlahor is that Villa seem to have no intention of replacing or upgrading on him. They play him over that highly rated kid from Barca they bought. Dunno what it is with shite Anglo-Nigerian strikers hanging around at their hometown clubs for far too long. At least Everton had the sense to punt Anichebe I guess. Club captain. Makes the Coloccini decision almost look sound. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Mignolet: Just plain shit Gonzalo Jara: Cunt of the highest order Jonas Olsson: Prick of the highest order Neil Taylor: Ugly cunt Ashley Williams: Cheating elbowing cunt Jesus Navas: Raheem Sterling: Get a fucking life, cunt Joe Allen: Adam Lallana: Diego Costa: Just fuck off Daniel Sturridge: Celebration is utter wank Honorable mentions to RVP, Nasri, Jordan Henderson, Busquets, Neymar, Suarez Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Hart Sagna Terry Jagielka Kolarov Larsson Cattermole Arteta* - not the biggest prat, decent player at times but frustrating to see him occupy a berth when an upgrade is possible Vardy Defoe - premackem, such a limited shite Giroud - cf. Arteta Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Feel harsh for including the Arsenal players alongside the likes of Larsson but fuck it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 I really like Kolarov. Such an awful defender but he literally doesn't give a toss because...blasties. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Ex-England star in shock marriage split from X Factor dancer just FOUR months after his wedding The Mirror By Simon Boyle Former England and Man United ace Alan Smith has split from his X Factor dancer wife – just four months after a glitzy wedding. The footie ace and Kristina Macmillan looked the perfect happy couple as their big day was splashed across the front of a glossy mag. But friends have claimed Alan has walked out on Kristina, who has appeared on the X Factor and previously dated Strictly star Peter Andre. And heartbroken Kristina believes another woman is involved in the break-up. A permanent split is feared likely and a pal said divorce proceedings would be complicated due to the footballer's "considerable wealth". Smith, 34, and Kristina, 29, spent a fortune on a vintage-themed wedding at Peckforton Castle, Cheshire. Photos in Wedding Ideas magazine’s July edition captured the nuptials. A source said: “It was a stunning day, everything you would expect from a celebrity wedding, and they had both been looking forward to it so much." But the source added: "Kristina is absolutely devastated. It's heartbreaking, and a very difficult time for her. She is still in the family home, and struggling to believe that this has happened so soon after the happiest day of her life." Alan, known to fans by his nickname Smudge, played 19 games for England. Before signing for Manchester United he was a cult figure at Leeds and went on to play for Newcastle. Currently with Notts County , he is famed as a battler – a hero to his own fans and a villain to rival supporters. As well as X Factor, Kristina, has appeared in West End shows like Grease and Mamma Mia. A representative for the couple said: “Mr and Mrs Smith are keen to avoid speculation about these private and personal issues because of the potential to cause upset and distress. "They will be making no further comment.” At NUFC he was "a villain to his own fans and a hero to rival supporters". 'Footie Ace' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Rob Elliot Alan Hutton James fucking Collins other people Jon Walters Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 I genuinely can't believe James Collins gets games in the premiership. He's the worst footballer I think I've seen in the top 4 divisions. Utterly disgusting. Even just last week he got sent of for being an absolute pleb. Rest of the time he launches it skywards and batters folk. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Don't know about the rest, but Callum McManaman is in my XI. Absolute ringpiece. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 I really like Kolarov. Such an awful defender but he literally doesn't give a toss because...blasties. Cost me a bet this weekend, petulant inclusion. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Oh wait, forgot McClean. Duh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Hart - obviously a good keeper but really not this colossus he's made out to be. Also a massive twat. G. Johnson - made a career out of being fast-ish and scoring a couple of worldies for Portsmouth. Generally not that good and a gash defender. Bit of a bastard. Terry - twat Williams - dirty cunt Luke Shaw - not actually that good. Not necessarily a twat. Well done. Larsson - cheating cunt with an annoying face Gerrard - cheating cunt who was time and time again excused shite performances because he's Mr Liverpool and Captain Fantastic. Wilshere - total cunt with a cunt haircut and cunt face. A horrible person. Sterling - just look at him. Cunt. Agbonlahor - star of a very long-term episode of Faking It. Gormless. Rooney - compared to others in this team, actually not that much of a twat. Just a sorry state of a footballer compared to what he was, and what he could have been. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Speaking of highly rated Barca kids, what happened to that lad Everton had on loan a couple of seasons ago. I've completely forgotten his name. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Don't mind Wilshere me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Speaking of highly rated Barca kids, what happened to that lad Everton had on loan a couple of seasons ago. I've completely forgotten his name. The one who played and scored for us on Sunday? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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andyman Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Speaking of highly rated Barca kids, what happened to that lad Everton had on loan a couple of seasons ago. I've completely forgotten his name. Deulofeu is back at Everton. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Speaking of highly rated Barca kids, what happened to that lad Everton had on loan a couple of seasons ago. I've completely forgotten his name. Gerard Deulofeu? He's back there permanently. Scored the first goal against the mackems on Sunday... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Speaking of highly rated Barca kids, what happened to that lad Everton had on loan a couple of seasons ago. I've completely forgotten his name. The one who played and scored for us on Sunday? :lol: fucking hell, I knew I'd become a bit disolousened (Apple has no idea how to fix that mess) and out of touch but I didn't realise it was that bad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Speaking of highly rated Barca kids, what happened to that lad Everton had on loan a couple of seasons ago. I've completely forgotten his name. The one who played and scored for us on Sunday? :lol: fucking hell, I knew I'd become a bit disolousened (Apple has no idea how to fix that mess) and out of touch but I didn't realise it was that bad. :lol: classic Hans Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Between that, disolousened and the Robbie Williams debacle over in Chat, it's been a challenging 10 minutes for young Hans. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Usually autocorrect sorts me out but it wasn't happy at all with that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Can't believe Glenn Whelan hasn't been mentioned. Utter wank . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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