joeyt Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COSjJQA9AZ8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Garth Crooks being Garth Crooks is the highlight of today................. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 He is so fucking mental. Needs his own chat show. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Nothing will top that Littlejohn clip for me, however. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Love a bit of Garth. Dude was about to squirm out of his seat at 0:37 He's like that mental bloke off the bus Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 He seems to be getting a lot more radge of late. Finding his niche as a proper angry bastard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 An interesting read about Algerian and French football/politics. http://bellacaledonia.org.uk/2015/11/21/playing-for-independence/ Playing for Independence, The Story of Equipe FLN Rachid Djebaili will always be a footnote in the history of Scottish football. He was one of many thousands of foreign-born players who came to Scotland in the aftermath of the Bosman-ruling and played for St Johnstone in 2001. His story is a fascinating one and says much about the subtle cultural threads that untangled so atrociously in Paris, leaving 129 people dead and many hundreds injured and traumatised. When Rachid scored for Saints – which admittedly was not often – he celebrated with fans by slapping his shaven head, as the fans chanted his name in faked Arabic accents ‘Oh Rachid Oh Rachid’. Who knows why it all started – Shia Muslim men slap their heads to express sorrow for the martyrdom of the Imam Hussein – but how this trans-migrated to Perth remains a mystery. Although his distinctive goal celebrations brought him cult status at St Johnstone it is Rachid’s debut for Algeria, which is etched in football history. In October 2001, the Algerian national team faced France in Paris. It was their first competitive game since the bloody colonial wars of independence and was ill-advisedly billed as ‘the peace game.’ The venue was the Stade de France, in St Denis, the stadium at the centre of last week’s atrocities. Algeria struggled against the cream of French football, including Zinedine Zidane, Marcel Desailly and Thierry Henry, and were already 4-1 down, when, in the 68th minute, Algeria’s all-time top goal scorer, Abdelhafid Tasfaout limped off. Rachid Djebaili had sat impatiently watching the game unfold and now his time had come. He was on the pitch for only nine minutes, and touched the ball three times, before rioting broke out in the stands and a pitch invasion led to the game being abandoned. Young Algerian fans fought with French riot police in and around the stadium, a few meters from where a suicide bomber ignited one of the Paris bombs, and few kilometres away from the dingy apartment in St Denis where French elite forces killed the Paris cell’s so-called ‘mastermind’, Abdelhamid Abaaoud. A burning resentment has swept through the deprived immigrant neighbourhoods of northern Paris for decades now taking football by the throat and a generation of young Algerians, many of them born and raised in France, have yet to concede that the colonial wars are over. A burning discontent lurks in les banlieues the brutal sink-estates that rim round Paris and that discontent has curdled into football violence, street crime and terrorism. Rachid Djebaili was not only making his international debut, he was playing for a nation whose football traditions are now a byword for national self-determination. For the first two decades of their football existence, Algeria played under the flag of independence and were known as Equipe FLN, the sporting wing of Front de Liberation Nationale (FLN) the Algerian resistance movement. Equipe FLN was the brainchild of Mohammed Boumezrag, a keen footballer who thought up the idea of a resistance team at a seminar at the World Festival of Youth in Moscow in 1957. For the next five years Equipe FLN played over 50 invitation-games against friendly nations many in Eastern Europe and in Asia including matches against Hungary and Yugoslavia, and a free-scoring tour of Vietnam where they bagged 27 goals in four games. FLN Equipe were seen by the French as a rogue team, never recognised by FIFA and hated by football officials who tried to hound them out of existence. But before every game, they hoisted the flag of the Algerian Revolution, stood beneath the red star and crescent and sang an anti-colonial anthem, which had been written by a jailed activist. The events of April 1958 transformed Algerian football and brought their independence movement into a new romantic light. It is the stuff of feature films and deserves to be told more widely. Rachid Mekhloufi stood on the brink on fame. He had scored 25 goal for St Etienne and had won five international caps when he was drafted into the French World Cup squad to play in Sweden in the summer of 1958. His striking partnership with the Moroccan- born forward Just Fontain was predicted to dominate the tournament. But suddenly and dramatically Rachid Mekhloufi went missing. He was not alone, another French internationalist Monaco’s Mekhloufi Zitouni, who was about to sign for Real Madrid, had also disappeared, quickly they were followed by seven other Algerian-born footballers. Among their number was Mohamed Maouche a striker with Stade De Reims who played in front of 45,000 spectators at Easter Road when Hibernian became the first British team to play in the European Cup. The 1958 World Cup subsequently launched the career of the teenage Brazilian sensation Pele and the story of the Algerian resisters has been air-brushed from official history. The flight of the Algerian players was a covert and well-planned operation – a great escape – meticulously co-ordinated to fool and embarrass the French authorities and promote FLN resistance. Seven left France over the Swiss border, some on fake passports and flew to Tunis, others travelled via Nice and Italy. Two were arrested as they tried to leave France and jailed for a year. Mekloufi, who had moved to France of a military visa, was sentenced in absentia to ten years imprisonment for desertion and instead of starring at the World Cup travelled with Equipe FLN to invitation matches around the world. The French press dismissed them as ‘The Desert Rats’ but for Algerian fans they will always be known as Le onze de l’indépendence (The Independence Eleven). The escapees are now part of the folklore of Algerian football. Their self-sacrifice, leaving careers, salaries and stardom behind, has become the benchmark by which all others are measured. Last year, the Algerian international team donated $9m to the people of Gaza and acknowledge the story of their forefathers in the gift. The story of Equipe FLN is so rich in myth that few now wish to challenge its aura. The writer Albert Camus, who purportedly played as a goalkeeper for Algeria and coined the famous phrase – “All that I know most surely about morality and obligations I owe to football,” drank out on the myth. After playing for his school team in Algiers, Camus graduated to a Junior club Racing Universitaire Algerios (RUA) but was never good enough to play for Equipe FLN nor displace their veteran keeper, Abderrahman Ibrir of Olympique de Marseilles. The story is faithfully recounted wherever Algerians congregate. St Johnstone’s Rachid Djebaili learnt of Equipe FLN’s exploits from his grandfather and again from his father. Although he had been born in Bescancon in the East of France, he qualified to play for Algeria through dual-citizenship, and always felt that was where he was from. On the night he phoned home from Perth, to tell his parents he had been chosen to play for Algeria, his father burst into tears and was “speechless with pride”. Paradoxically, when Rachid waited for his chance on to the pitch in St Denis he spent a dreamy first half watching the most famous Algerian footballer of all time, the peerless Zinedine Zidane, who was also born in France after his family fled Algeria, on the eve of the Independence Wars. Zidane had been capped by France as sixteen year old and as he escalated through the age groups played in an era when he could not have jumped ship to Algeria even if he had chosen to. Zidane’s World Cup winning team of 1998 were supposed to be the French team that united the country’s troubled immigrant communities but that was a dream that barely lasted a brilliant summer, and for many Algerians it was never likely to dim the legend of Equipe FLN. Football has become the place where Algeria’s legacy has been played out. The Mayor of Nice tried to ban the “ostentatious use” of Algerian flags in the centre of Nice in the run up to Algeria’s game against Germany in last 16 of World Cup, when France were also due to play Nigeria. After rioting in the wake of Algeria’s matches, the right-wing politician Marine Le Pen demanded that dual-citizenship should be abolished. “What is clear is there is a not an insignificant number of people that are choosing Algeria over France,” Le Pen said. “You should pick: are you Algerian or French, Moroccan or French, but you cannot be both.” That was a view disputed by many young people. “We know what we are not: French,” Karim Beghache, a 22-year-old Algerian hip-hop fan, who lives in St Denis told a New York Times journalist. “But we do not know what we are.” “Here in France,” he added, “anti-Algerian racism is everywhere. Because of a group of feeble-minded extremists, we have all been stigmatized.” Beghache was specifically talking about brothers, Saïd and Chérif Kouachi, who infamously forced their way into the offices of the satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo killing 11 people, and claimed to be fighting on behalf of radical Islam, for the Yemeni branch of Al Qaueda. But both were from an Algerian family with a troubled economic and psychological background, and had grown up in a depressing housing project in Genneviliers in north-west Paris. In a story ripe with coincidence Cherif was a successful striker for the French amateur football club AS Chambertoise and briefly flirted with a professional career. The brothers were keen followers of the Algerian national team and then in their late teens had been in the Stade De France on the riotous day that St Johnstone’s Rachid Djebaili made his international debut. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 http://www.skysports.com/watch/tv-shows/sunday-supplement/news/10075111/should-vardy-leave-leicester Fuck off with this shit, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgarve Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Getting bored of the vardy media wankathon now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Raging vard-on Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 David Conn @david_conn 1m1 minute ago Northampton Town: Have been told around a dozen police officers have gone into the club, removing documents & computers for investigation. (They're supposedly in a right mess, owe loads to the taxman, got a half built ground by dodgy money etc.) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 José Mourinho met Chelsea’s senior players to gauge their attitude and address security concerns before travelling to Israel for Tuesday’s Champions League game against Maccabi Tel Aviv. None of the squad expressed a reluctance to travel. Chelsea departed for Haifa on Sunday hoping the extra day will help them acclimatise for the match against Group G’s weakest side. It is 14 years since Chelsea played in Israel and on that occasion six members of the squad – Marcel Desailly, William Gallas, Graeme Le Saux, Albert Ferrer, Eidur Gudjohnsen and Emmanuel Petit – opted out of the fixture. Mourinho namechecked Le Saux when briefly reflecting on that issue from 2001. The former England defender, in his capacity as a member of the FA’s inclusion advisory board, has been critical of the Chelsea manager over the demotion and departure of Dr Eva Carneiro earlier this season. Jordi Cruyff: Because of my name I’m not a guy who can make mistakes Read more The fixture in 2001, against Hapoel Tel Aviv in the Uefa Cup, had been staged only a month after the September 11 attacks, with the world on high alert over terrorist attacks. The Israeli minister for tourism, Rehavam Ze’evi, was shot dead on the eve of the match. Chelsea had been instructed by Uefa to fulfil the fixture but offered their players the choice of not travelling and ended up taking a youthful side. Under the management of Claudio Ranieri, Chelsea’s matchday squad included the likes of Joel Kitamirike – a Ugandan centre-half whose only appearance for the club came that night – Rhys Evans, Pat Baldwin, Danny Slatter and Joe Keenan. Gianfranco Zola captained the side as they lost 2-0. Tuesday’s game follows the terror attacks in Paris and with tensions high in Israel. Two people were stabbed to death outside a shop in Tel Aviv last week. “I didn’t speak in a formal way to the squad,” Mourinho said. “I didn’t have a meeting to ask them about their feelings. But I had a couple of individual contacts – more than a couple – to get the feeling. “It’s not the same to go and play in Israel as it is to go and play in Stoke or Newcastle. The feeling is obviously different. But I got from them the sense of responsibility and, of course, everybody has travelled. Nobody even tried not to go. I didn’t have a single problem within the squad. I didn’t have a Graeme Le Saux. I had everybody without fears, just wanting to come. I even have a player whose wife is going to have a baby either tomorrow or the next day but he’s here, focusing on what he can do for us. “The fact we went two days before has given us a bit of time to adapt and feel we are OK. We are safe, no problem, and we are just here to play our game. The best way is to focus on football and the happiness and responsibility we have to play football. Leave security questions to people who know more than we do. We just focus on playing.” http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/nov/23/jose-mourinho-graeme-le-saux-israel-chelsea?CMP=share_btn_tw Loves a dig does Jose Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
summerof69 Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Just watched TOP 14 FASTEST SHOTS EVER RECORDED IN FOOTBALL no 1 was ronny heberson for sporting lisbon who apparently hit a ball at 210 km/h sorry to be all i just find that fascinating, to put it in to context martins v spurs was 134 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 That Garth Crooks clip Becoming a parody now, I'm pretty sure that's half-intended. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Personally reckon Robert's other goal in the Spurs game was better Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Hatem Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dabe Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 The "Ahtaam doesn't track back" brigade should be forced to watch that Bolton goal on repeat until they begin to question why they watch this sport. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 There's at least 4 goals I can think of that were better than some of those. Robert free-kick v Southampton. Darren Ambrose v Bolton. Shearer v Bolton. Shearer v Villa. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Multiple Beardsley goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 A Newcastle PL summary just isn't the same without Darren Ambrose. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Citeh getting a new badge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Citeh getting a new badge. See New York city's new badge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 There's at least 4 goals I can think of that were better than some of those. Robert free-kick v Southampton. Darren Ambrose v Bolton. Shearer v Bolton. Shearer v Villa. Robert's overhead backhell. Class and unique. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 There's at least 4 goals I can think of that were better than some of those. Robert free-kick v Southampton. Darren Ambrose v Bolton. Shearer v Bolton. Shearer v Villa. Robert's overhead backhell. Class and unique. Very true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 There's at least 4 goals I can think of that were better than some of those. Robert free-kick v Southampton. Darren Ambrose v Bolton. Shearer v Bolton. Shearer v Villa. Robert's overhead backhell. Class and unique. Was that not in Europe? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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