Still Not Worthy Of A Thread

[newsted]

Damn, time to transfer out all my Palace defenders.

 

Oh, completely fucking this. How on earth did I end up relying on Tony fucking Pulis? Unreliable Welsh shit naked head-butting cap-wearing tosser.

[Guest]

Of all the terms the press could use for Owen in an article...'former Liverpool ace', 'ex-England goal machine', or even 'former Newcastle captain' for local press....Lee Ryder opted for, 'The Sportlobster pundit'.

 

[Belfast Boy]

The pure joy of welcoming Hba back into the squad, for however short a period of time following Pardew leaving would be worth it despite the horrors Ashley would then no doubt inflict on us.

[loki679]

Shame Shola got another gig just as the managers job opens up.  Wonder what it would take to tempt him back from Gazientep Fhweufhw Peafqyegfiqb.

[Belfast Mags]

£50 should do it I'd imagine 

[Guest Roger Kint]

Just seen a Daily Star 'expert' has tipped us to go down this year

 

Another has Liverpool to win the league and sunderland to win a cup. Knew i shouldnt have bought a paper for the horses this morning

[TaylorJ_01]

Tipping us to go down isn't a laughable shout. I'd say it's unlikely, but based on form it's absolutely correct.

[Ste]

Lack of a proven striker + Pardew relying heavily on a striker scoring majority of the goals = an ok shout. I can't see it happening though.

[Guest Roger Kint]

Tipping us to go down isn't a laughable shout. I'd say it's unlikely, but based on form it's absolutely correct.

 

Everyone in the media are touting us a dark horses for the top 7 though this one bloke has us 19th? And yes it is a laughable shout, far too many teams worse in the league dispite the N-O Emo outlook on things.

[TaylorJ_01]

Tipping us to go down isn't a laughable shout. I'd say it's unlikely, but based on form it's absolutely correct.

 

Everyone in the media are touting us a dark horses for the top 7 though this one bloke has us 19th? And yes it is a laughable shout, far too many teams worse in the league dispite the N-O Emo outlook on things.

 

http://i.imgur.com/54kVCRr.png

[Guest Roger Kint]

Tipping us to go down isn't a laughable shout. I'd say it's unlikely, but based on form it's absolutely correct.

 

Everyone in the media are touting us a dark horses for the top 7 though this one bloke has us 19th? And yes it is a laughable shout, far too many teams worse in the league dispite the N-O Emo outlook on things.

 

http://i.imgur.com/54kVCRr.png

 

And?

[54]

Tipping us to go down isn't a laughable shout. I'd say it's unlikely, but based on form it's absolutely correct.

 

Everyone in the media are touting us a dark horses for the top 7 though this one bloke has us 19th? And yes it is a laughable shout, far too many teams worse in the league dispite the N-O Emo outlook on things.

 

http://i.imgur.com/54kVCRr.png

 

And?

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[Paully]

From Sturridge's instagram 

 

[TaylorJ_01]

Tipping us to go down isn't a laughable shout. I'd say it's unlikely, but based on form it's absolutely correct.

 

Everyone in the media are touting us a dark horses for the top 7 though this one bloke has us 19th? And yes it is a laughable shout, far too many teams worse in the league dispite the N-O Emo outlook on things.

 

http://i.imgur.com/54kVCRr.png

 

And?

 

All we've done since then is add more unknowns to our team. I wouldn't say our starting 11 is necessarily stronger.

 

More likely to be relegated than finish top 7, imo.

[Guest Roger Kint]

Tipping us to go down isn't a laughable shout. I'd say it's unlikely, but based on form it's absolutely correct.

 

Everyone in the media are touting us a dark horses for the top 7 though this one bloke has us 19th? And yes it is a laughable shout, far too many teams worse in the league dispite the N-O Emo outlook on things.

 

http://i.imgur.com/54kVCRr.png

 

And?

 

All we've done since then is add more unknowns to our team. I wouldn't say our starting 11 is necessarily stronger.

 

More likely to be relegated than finish top 7, imo.

 

Theres a massive gap between bottom 3 and 7th like. The team are arguably worse than the one that started last season but its a lot better than the shambles that finished it too. Middle ground is perfectly reasonable to expect

[Al Moody]

This is gold. Boring cunt.

 

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/aug/15/small-talk-michael-owen

[Si]

[TaylorJ_01]

good lord

[Si]

Doesn't like music or film, how is that possible?

[mattypnufc]

Makes an interview with James Milner sound like a day out at the Spanish City on LSD in comparison

[joeyt]

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/football-league/ched-evans-sheffield-united-striker-to-return-to-club-after-rape-sentence-despite-petition-garnering-60000-signatures-against-him-9666380.html

 

[SEMTEX]

As rank as it is, he did his time.

 

Wouldn't have him anywhere near my team, but still, I have no issue with Sheff Utd keeping him. Their call.

[thomas]

What’s your favourite sandwich filling? Um, turkey, brie and cranberry.

 

Wow, unusual choice. Yeah, well it was an unusual question.

 

Who would win a fight between a lion and a tiger? A lion. Why? Well, it’s the king of the jungle.

 

Well you did want cheese in your sandwich. Yes, though funnily enough brie is not a cheese that I would eat on its own – it just goes well with turkey and cranberry. If I’m eating cheese on its own with a cracker it has to be really strong. I can handle a strong cheese. Stilton, things like that. If you’re buying mature cheese, than Canadian is probably the strongest one. Canadian extra mature, or Stilton, or anything that really stinks. That’s only really happened in the last five years. Before that I preferred a milder cheese.

 

I respect his cheese game tbh.

[Al Moody]

reads like Alan Partridge man.

[triggs]

reads like Alan Partridge man.

It really does Who puts fruit in a sandwich?