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Hang on, 133 yellows since 2009?  So Neymar's averaged almost 20 bookings a season since he broke through?

 

Aye that's total s**** surely. :lol:

 

http://uk.soccerway.com/players/neymar-da-silva-santos-junior/102697/

 

71 in domestic leagues, 9 in domestic cups, 19 in continental tournaments, 20 in internationals.

 

119 according to that.

 

According to that resource (and just in the league because I can't be arsed to work out the rest):

 

Neymar: 275 apps; 71 bookings; 1 booking every 3.9 games.

Tiote: 227 apps; 64 bookings; 1 booking every 3.5 games.

 

Fucking hell, had no idea Neymar got that many bookings :lol: Dirty bastard, no wonder Disco hates Brazil.

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Someone please post a nice, none-offensive image in this thread. Sick of seeing that dwarf hooker every time I open this place in Tapatalk :D

 

Anyone remember Thauvin's girlfriend? Amazing.

 

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161012/9c7add75f44312c1d75ca764c8d6bcdc.jpg

 

Damn. That didn't work. That hooker's sagging tit is still showing.

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Hoddle said at 5-0 up during the 6-0 Villa dismantling that we needed to be careful having such a high line and that Villa could expose it. He's a fucking braindead tit.

Waddle. This happens a lot.

 

:lol: Hoddle was on the brain, was reading an article about him. Point still stands though.

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Someone please post a nice, none-offensive image in this thread. Sick of seeing that dwarf hooker every time I open this place in Tapatalk :D

 

Anyone remember Thauvin's girlfriend? Amazing.

 

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161012/9c7add75f44312c1d75ca764c8d6bcdc.jpg

 

Damn. That didn't work. That hooker's sagging tit is still showing.

Also you can turn off the photo preview thing in Tapatalk settings.

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So those were the ten most successful pass trios last season, but the 10 most frequently failed trios are much more fun:

 

http://m.imgur.com/a/vjlNo

 

And we got £40m for the pair of them? :lol:

Aye and one of them's starting for the second best team in the league and the other in a midtable side. Their pass "failures" were a lot to do with none of the rest of our players wanting the ball tbh

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So those were the ten most successful pass trios last season, but the 10 most frequently failed trios are much more fun:

 

http://m.imgur.com/a/vjlNo

 

And we got £40m for the pair of them? :lol:

Aye and one of them's starting for the second best team in the league and the other in a midtable side. Their pass "failures" were a lot to do with none of the rest of our players wanting the ball tbh

Also featured in the successful list. As does some of the Ozil ones.
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Savage has responded about the Giggs stuff. He's not too happy about it. Also some more golden quotes

 

All this from Savage is purely because he's Welsh! Get over it, he didn't get the job Robbie!!

 

SAV SAYS: “Nationality has absolutely nothing to do with it. I would have been just as frustrated if Rio Ferdinand or David Beckham had been interviewed and then rejected by Swansea – and please don't tell me those two know nothing about football. I believe Ryan Giggs should have been given that opportunity, and I don't care whether he comes from Wales or outer space. It's insulting to suggest I'm only on his side because he's Welsh.”

 

Because I ate a burger doesn't mean I can run McDonalds.

 

SAV SAYS: “Some of the analogies being applied to Giggs and Swansea are a bit far-fetched. If you want a parallel, I would describe Giggs as a junior doctor who has sat in on 1,000 heart bypass operations and now he's ready to perform one himself. A lot of people on Twitter have been telling me he should start as a manager in League One or League Two, but how many games has he been involved in at that level? To me, that's like training him to be a heart surgeon and then asking him to remove an appendix or kidney stones."

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/robbie-savage-responds-criticism-ryan-9035868

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SAV SAYS: “Some of the analogies being applied to Giggs and Swansea are a bit far-fetched. If you want a parallel, I would describe Giggs as a junior doctor who has sat in on 1,000 heart bypass operations and now he's ready to perform one himself. A lot of people on Twitter have been telling me he should start as a manager in League One or League Two, but how many games has he been involved in at that level? To me, that's like training him to be a heart surgeon and then asking him to remove an appendix or kidney stones."

 

That is such utter fucking bullshit.  Football's football at the end of the day.

 

If Giggs doesn't want to work his way up the leagues then fine, but him and his pals should shut the fuck up about it.

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Saw piers Morgan praising him on Twitter. Cunts stick together.

 

The fact that he gets off lightly and is seen as a wanker at worst is a national embarrassment like, that cunt should be rotting in jail.

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