Happinesstan Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Would honestly have rather just kept Joselu if Carroll was going to be the 3rd striker signed. Over the last two Premier League seasons, Joselu has a goal every 383 minutes and Carroll has one every 401 minutes. Any assists? Didn't check to be honest just wanted to add to context to the idea that joselu is the worst player to have ever stepped on a football pitch or that Carroll is the same player that left in 2011 According to whoscored, the source for the goal stats, Joselu has one assist in the last two PL seasons and Carroll has none. I'm surprised. I don't watch much football these days, because it's shit, but I could've swore I'd seen Carroll grab a few knock downs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stottie Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 In what world would anyone describe Andy Carroll as a mentor? What would he teach Joelinton, the fastest car route to the Fox and Hounds from Benton? He could teach him the set penis. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Would you think he's changed now he's settled down with 4 kids ? I don't know. Has he? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 From what I'm told he hasn't settled down that much. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 I've got nothing against Andy Carroll, at his best he was a handful for any defence, but he never seemed the brightest lad at the best of times. It's more of an indictment of Bruce that he would come up with this idea that he can be a mentor to Joelinton which seems bizarre. He was notorious for having piss ups with his best mate Nolan when he was here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Would you think he's changed now he's settled down with 4 kids ? I don't know. Has he? https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/sep/28/west-ham-investigate-andy-carroll-darren-randolph-drunk-claims https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/5723096/west-ham-andy-carroll-seen-boozing/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 In what world would anyone describe Andy Carroll as a mentor? What would he teach Joelinton, the fastest car route to the Fox and Hounds from Benton? When you're a trash manager signing trash to take the heat off the fact you're trash and suckling on Mike Ashley's sweaty tit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 In what world would anyone describe Andy Carroll as a mentor? What would he teach Joelinton, the fastest car route to the Fox and Hounds from Benton? Andy Carroll is Andy Carroll as a football player is Andy Carroll is Andy Carroll as a mentor. Obvs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 In what world would anyone describe Andy Carroll as a mentor? What would he teach Joelinton, the fastest car route to the Fox and Hounds from Benton? Andy Carroll is Andy Carroll as a football player is Andy Carroll is Andy Carroll as a mentor. Obvs. Init. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Could be a smokescreen, and not be Andy Carroll at all Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yerdas El Savon Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 ride iz Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Would you think he's changed now he's settled down with 4 kids ? I'd be more concerned he's become a pest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
YankeeToon Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Oh what the fuck is this shit? Edit: been on vacation, catching up on the football forum Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 I live near Essex and it’s rife with gossip. Heard he’s still a massive pisshead/shagger Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/features/i-ve-grown-up-massively-i-ve-realised-my-mistakes-in-the-past-and-realised-what-i-want-to-be-and-what-i-am-big-interview-andy-carroll/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 Would you think he's changed now he's settled down with 4 kids ? I don't know. Has he? Don't know, its why i asked, what do you think after today ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 "I was waking up at my mum and dad's house" Get rid of him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 I sometimes say Mum to non-Geordies TBF. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/features/i-ve-grown-up-massively-i-ve-realised-my-mistakes-in-the-past-and-realised-what-i-want-to-be-and-what-i-am-big-interview-andy-carroll/ Oh joy, more PR. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 I sometimes say Mum to non-Geordies TBF. You're a disgrace. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 Remember under Pardew we aimed every corner and free kick to Williamson at the back post. This will be the extent of Bruce's tactics, lumping it to Carroll at every opportunity. Just a shame for Bruce he'll probably be injured after 13 minutes like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 Remember under Pardew we aimed every corner and free kick to Williamson at the back post. what a fucking dipshit Pardew was, among his other transgressions. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 What can we do to appease the masses after a shit start? I know, let’s remind everyone just how much of a proper Geordie Andy Carroll is. Let’s forget he won’t play for another month or so though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 He's literally Bruce's only hope this season isn't he. As soon as he and Gayle are fit, that's plan A. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest covmag Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 He's literally Bruce's only hope this season isn't he. As soon as he and Gayle are fit, that's plan A. Cant see him starting until xmas, we will be rooted to the foot of the league on 1 point Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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