BlueStar Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 To think Ryder wrote an article yesterday pre match claiming we have got the old Andy Carroll back... Hasn’t scored a goal for the club in nearly a decade and not even came close to doing so since. Well if he's been useless for ages, it's perfectly possible we have an old version back, just from like 5 years ago. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keggy_Keagal Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 Andy's so slow that he probably hasn't actually finished signing his name yet so the club could still get out of this . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiston Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 That miss last night was just insane He's never going to get a better chance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 There is no way in the world he should be starting matches - sub at best! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 that was it. had he scored that last night, he could have finally fucking retired. I was desperate for him to come on and get a goal. howay Andy, man. ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sho Time Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 Can't even fucking head a ball nowadays. Absolute waste. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 Abysmal signing when we got him, the fact we thought it was a good idea to then keep him another year just makes no sense. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 would have made more sense to have him just be a coach or something, he clearly loves the club and the area. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 would have made more sense to have him just be a coach or something, he clearly loves the club and the area. Can you imagine him as a coach? I can’t. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 would have made more sense to have him just be a coach or something, he clearly loves the club and the area. Can you imagine him as a coach? I can’t. No, but he would have some value as a Terry Mac/John Carver in a putting-out-the-cones and organising-social-functions manner. He’s clearly a senior figure in the dressing room and well liked among the players. And seriously, would he really be any worse than Steve’s sidekicks Steve and Steve? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 The last thing we want is Andy Carroll organising social functions Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 What are you talking about? Eat a pint glass or you don't play. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 Even though a lot of people here don't really like him but since he came back he's done very well for us, his presence and aerial power really adds something to our game, and he's a million times better upfront than Joelinton. Very well He's a striker that hasn't scored a single goal in well over a year Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 would have made more sense to have him just be a coach or something, he clearly loves the club and the area. Can you imagine him as a coach? I can’t. Shola's got Andy's job. Just waiting for a top club to recognise his ability and we have a ready made replacement. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Spends so much time either on the deck or fouling the defender Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 I've never known a player scowl at team mates, referees and assistant referees as much as him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 I've never known a player scowl at team mates, referees and assistant referees as much as him. The hard man try hard act is an easy sell to PFMs and the typical fan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Spends so much time either on the deck or fouling the defender Loves throwing himself to the ground like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Spends so much time either on the deck or fouling the defender Loves throwing himself to the ground like. that first challenge where he flung both arms up and threw himself to the floor was completely embarrassing and should have had a yellow card. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Finished. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Edgar Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Glue factory. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 He won't score again (and will probably be injured again soon). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Defenders certainly know they've been in a game when they come up against Big Andy. In my days the footballs were made of real leather, you weren't a real striker if you didn't batter the keeper into the net along with the ball, etc.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Last scored a competitive goal 634 days ago. Last scored a PL goal 898 days ago. Last scored more than 1 in a game 972 days ago. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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