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When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he switched it on and had 3 missed calls from Joe Kinnear.

 

Was 4 a few hours ago.

 

Joe invented message recall too.

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When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he switched it on and had 3 missed calls from Joe Kinnear.

 

Was 4 a few hours ago.

 

That's a blow, been on the thread most of the day though. Just got it text to me and it tickled me. First time i've laughed about the situation.

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So next season we have to look forward to:

Pardew's tactics

Pardew's excuses

Hoof

Kinnear's Signings

Kinnear becoming manager when Pardew gets the sack.

Hoof

All our better players leaving.

Wonga

Players refusing to play because of Wonga

 

We are in for a treat.

 

Pardews tactics until he's sacked.  Then JFK until his heart gives out.  Carver then for a couple before Beardsley takes over and sees us down.  08/09 redux

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When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he switched it on and had 3 missed calls from Joe Kinnear.

 

Was 4 a few hours ago.

 

Joe invented message recall too.

 

Been hacked by the mirror was my first thought.

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It's really sad that there's absolutely no one within the club's ownership or management that can even come close to being respectable and trustworthy. A lot of teams have a bad manager or coach but decent ownership or vice versa, but we're just totally devoid of anyone the least bit decent.

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This summer's transfer saga:

 

Carr: "I need some money . . . immediately"

Kinnear: "Money? This is not a bank!"

Carr: "I know, I'm fully aware of my demands."

Kinnear: "What is the motive behind this demand?"

Carr: "Necessity . . . Necessity for money."

Kinnear: "I'm not supplying money for necessities!"

Carr: "So, you're not prepared to give money?"

Kinnear: "Yes, i'm not."

Carr: "Mmmmm... I realize that, but it is because you don't have money or else?"

Kinnear: "Bloody!"

Carr: "Hello! Hello! Hello! . . . Hahaha . . . . Cunthair."

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This summer's transfer saga:

 

Carr: "I need some money . . . immediately"

Kinnear: "Money? This is not a bank!"

Carr: "I know, I'm fully aware of my demands."

Kinnear: "What is the motive behind this demand?"

Carr: "Necessity . . . Necessity for money."

Kinnear: "I'm not supplying money for necessities!"

Carr: "So, you're not prepared to give money?"

Kinnear: "Yes, i'm not."

Carr: "Mmmmm... I realize that, but it is because you don't have money or else?"

Kinnear: "Bloody!"

Carr: "Hello! Hello! Hello! . . . Hahaha . . . . Cunthair."

 

:lol:

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This summer's transfer saga:

 

Carr: "I need some money . . . immediately"

Kinnear: "Money? This is not a bank!"

Carr: "I know, I'm fully aware of my demands."

Kinnear: "What is the motive behind this demand?"

Carr: "Necessity . . . Necessity for money."

Kinnear: "I'm not supplying money for necessities!"

Carr: "So, you're not prepared to give money?"

Kinnear: "Yes, i'm not."

Carr: "Mmmmm... I realize that, but it is because you don't have money or else?"

Kinnear: "Bloody!"

Carr: "Hello! Hello! Hello! . . . Hahaha . . . . Cunthair."

 

:lol:

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Pardew out Poyet in ...............is the latest rumour

 

I know folks hate Poyet on here, but it would definitely be an improvement in our whole approach on the field, certainly for the players we have.

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How many wins will it take before we're all happy again? How many losses will it take before there's violent rioting again? Maybe the punching horse man will be back.

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This summer's transfer saga:

 

Carr: "I need some money . . . immediately"

Kinnear: "Money? This is not a bank!"

Carr: "I know, I'm fully aware of my demands."

Kinnear: "What is the motive behind this demand?"

Carr: "Necessity . . . Necessity for money."

Kinnear: "I'm not supplying money for necessities!"

Carr: "So, you're not prepared to give money?"

Kinnear: "Yes, i'm not."

Carr: "Mmmmm... I realize that, but it is because you don't have money or else?"

Kinnear: "Bloody!"

Carr: "Hello! Hello! Hello! . . . Hahaha . . . . Cunthair."

 

:laugh:

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This have been such a embarrassment of a day, so many text from friends and colleagues asking what the fuck is going on with NUFC  :lol:

Even shitty Norwegian newspapers taking the piss, NORWEGIAN newspapers taking the piss out of a PL club, think about it. jesus.  :lol:

 

What a fucked situation we are in, i am just stunned.

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