BlueStar Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 If he does a good job there will be a hell of a lot of backtracking on here. A good job at fucking what? In the vague description of his job role it sounds like Carr and Pardew identify the targets, he goes and takes them to Mike and Mike funds the transfer. What exactly constitutes doing a good job in this role? Not getting lost in the corridor? Wow, thanks Joe, aside from acting like a fucking clown on the radio at every opportunity, you managed to not fuck everything up and things turned out just as well as if we weren't fucking paying you to be here. Congratulations. If we make a great signing and Joe claims he personally identified the player, negotiated the contract, sold the club's vision to him, went and picked him up from London, arranged his house sale, shipped over his cat and scared off rival suitors, will anyone believe him anyway? No. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 If he does a good job there will be a hell of a lot of backtracking on here. A good job at f***ing what? In the vague description of his job role it sounds like Carr and Pardew identify the targets, he goes and takes them to Mike and Mike funds the transfer. What exactly constitutes doing a good job in this role? Not getting lost in the corridor? Wow, thanks Joe, aside from acting like a f***ing clown on the radio at every opportunity, you managed to not f*** everything up and things turned out just as well as if we weren't f***ing paying you to be here. Congratulations. If we make a great signing and Joe claims he personally identified the player, negotiated the contract, sold the club's vision to him, went and picked him up from London, arranged his house sale, shipped over his cat and scared off rival suitors, will anyone believe him anyway? No. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuy_O Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Spot on. Also if Kinnear is the one who has to beg Ashley to cough up, then help us all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Love the way Joker is gonna get some much shit from us from now on Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 If he does a good job there will be a hell of a lot of backtracking on here. Don't hold your breath waiting on me backtracking btw. The man is a 100% bellend. It's not like we haven't waded through his shit before. Even reading his name makes my skin crawl. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Is this crazy b****** back from holidays yet? While Alan tries his best it just isn't the same embarrassing level of quotage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 100% sure that it was this cunt who let Perch go ,Pardew imho would not have let him go and secondly do not think by his radio newcastle interview that he was wanting to leave. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 100% sure that it was this cunt who let Perch go ,Pardew imho would not have let him go and secondly do not think by his radio newcastle interview that he was wanting to leave. Pardew said in the NUFC TV interview that Perch wanted to leave after Pardew couldn't give him regular first team football. Perch wanted to play every week. Pardew said it was only fair to let Perch go. Make of that what you will. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 100% sure that it was this cunt who let Perch go ,Pardew imho would not have let him go and secondly do not think by his radio newcastle interview that he was wanting to leave. Pardew said in the NUFC TV interview that Perch wanted to leave after Pardew couldn't give him regular first team football. Perch wanted to play every week. Pardew said it was only fair to let Perch go. Make of that what you will. Never came over like that in the interview in my opinion mind Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallace Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 100% sure that it was this c*** who let Perch go ,Pardew imho would not have let him go and secondly do not think by his radio newcastle interview that he was wanting to leave. Pardew said in the NUFC TV interview that Perch wanted to leave after Pardew couldn't give him regular first team football. Perch wanted to play every week. Pardew said it was only fair to let Perch go. Make of that what you will. Never came over like that in the interview in my opinion mind When Perch was on Radio Newcastle last week, he said he was told back in February that he would not be getting a new contract so he had to consider his options with only a year left. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 100% sure that it was this cunt who let Perch go ,Pardew imho would not have let him go and secondly do not think by his radio newcastle interview that he was wanting to leave. Pardew said in the NUFC TV interview that Perch wanted to leave after Pardew couldn't give him regular first team football. Perch wanted to play every week. Pardew said it was only fair to let Perch go. Make of that what you will. Never came over like that in the interview in my opinion mind Did to me, although i definitely think Pardew wanted him to stay. I guess it was only fair on Perch if he had the chance to start every week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Moody Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Pretty sure I've read a quote from Perch saying something along the lines of ''I understand Alan Pardew did what he could to make sure I stayed''... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisMcQuillan Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Pretty sure I've read a quote from Perch saying something along the lines of ''I understand Alan Pardew did what he could to make sure I stayed''... Yeah, he said that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 100% sure that it was this c*** who let Perch go ,Pardew imho would not have let him go and secondly do not think by his radio newcastle interview that he was wanting to leave. Perch said it was decided Months ago he wouldnt be here next season. It had nothing to do with JFK. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 100% sure that it was this c*** who let Perch go ,Pardew imho would not have let him go and secondly do not think by his radio newcastle interview that he was wanting to leave. Perch said it was decided Months ago he wouldnt be here next season. It had nothing to do with JFK. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mofo Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 100% sure that it was this c*** who let Perch go ,Pardew imho would not have let him go and secondly do not think by his radio newcastle interview that he was wanting to leave. Perch said it was decided Months ago he wouldnt be here next season. It had nothing to do with JFK. JFK has been here for 6 years now?? of course he had something to do with it!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 100% sure that it was this c*** who let Perch go ,Pardew imho would not have let him go and secondly do not think by his radio newcastle interview that he was wanting to leave. Perch said it was decided Months ago he wouldnt be here next season. It had nothing to do with JFK. JFK has been here for 6 years now?? of course he had something to do with it!! wut Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Pardew's explanation of why Perch went (in his Radio Newcastle interview) was actually pretty good. It tallies with what I thought, about Perch being allowed to go somewhere he would play while his stock is high. And also encouraging noises about using our other midfielders (esp Anita) more in their correct positions. It's far too easy to just say JFK forced Pardew to sell him. (Insert mandatory "obviously Pardew is probably lying etc etc") Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Moody Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 I'm desperate for Anita to have a decent run in the team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Are we sure he's not dead somewhere? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 The more i think about this nugget, the more i think Ashley is a genius. We're all pissed off, everyone hates the manager, confidence is through the floor, what do you do? Bring in a pantomime villain. Pardews going nowhere so you pay someone twenty quid a week to act as a lightening rod. Inspired, Mike. Well done. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weezertron Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 how long is he away for? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheik The Room Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 So when is this c**t expected back? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Moody Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Been on the dole for 4 or 5 years. Gets new job. Goes on holiday. Cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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