Yaron Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 The "Transfer Helicopter" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobby_solano Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 As it is a bank holiday, does anyone think he is "working" today? The useless c*** will be claiming time and a half and a day in lieu with it being bank holiday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Probably because you're a retard Joe, what is your job again? His job is not signing players. Easiest job in football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Probably because you're a retard Joe, what is your job again? His job is not signing players. Easiest job in football. I've just done that, when do I get paid? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 I dunno but i want in on the action. I was up at half five this morning and i've put a solid shift in not signing footballers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bert Shaft Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 All this sh*t just goes to prove that they are deliberately winding us up or are deliberately taking the p*ss. F*ck ,em. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 The "Transfer Helicopter" http://iliketowastemytime.com/sites/default/files/best_animated_images_cobra_helicopter_crash.gif And here it is at the end of the transfer window... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 If Ashley and JFK were on board, with our luck, they'd still survive Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Got the biggest cheer on Saturday http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2013/8/26/1377513620324/Newcastle-fans-banner-008.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Just realised, is that that 'Beefy' on the right? If so, he's got some cheek calling anyone a clown. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 What got me was how shit it is, o go to the hassle of making a huge banner and just call him a clowm Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Just realised, is that that 'Beefy' on the right? If so, he's got some cheek calling anyone a clown. It's not him, can you guess why I know that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Just realised, is that that 'Beefy' on the right? If so, he's got some cheek calling anyone a clown. It's not him, can you guess why I know that? You've put on some weight like, Venky. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 The "Transfer Helicopter" http://iliketowastemytime.com/sites/default/files/best_animated_images_cobra_helicopter_crash.gif And here it is at the end of the transfer window... http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HKNYXOjBLHU/T5Vc-z8F5MI/AAAAAAAAAnU/Ae4RdB4kqew/s1600/Fingers-crossed1.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Just realised, is that that 'Beefy' on the right? If so, he's got some cheek calling anyone a clown. It's not him, can you guess why I know that? You've put on some weight like, Venky. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 “Alan Pardew has signed 16 players costing £60m in the last two years, Newcastle United’s wage bill is now comfortably in the top 10 in the country, and he will continue to get all the support the club can reasonably provide. Firstly, I make it 20 players: 10/11: Ben Arfa 11/12: Abeid, Marveaux, Cabaye, Ba, Obertan, Santon, Elliott, Cisse 12/13: Amalfitano, Bigirimana, Anita, Good, Debuchy, Yanga-Mbiwa, Haidara, Sissoko, Mbabu, Kemen and Gouffran But we'lll not quibble over that. In that time we've seen 22 leave, for a combined fee of (you guessed it) £60m. So we're 2 men down for a net outlay of fuck all. If that qualifies as giving him all the support the club can reasonably give, then it's bloody unreasonable. Kinnear admitted: “I sanctioned the one-year loan deal for Loic Remy, and if it goes pear-shaped I will take responsibility for it. “But if he scores goals and does well for us, Alan will be happy with our end of the deal; the player will be happy because he will come into contention for a World Cup place with France; and if both those things happen, Remy will go back to QPR as a World Cup player with a higher value than when he joined them, so everyone will come out of it well.” So no clause to seal a permanent deal then..... Wonderful. Everyone comes out of it well apart from us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 This will end up being one of those £1m per goal deals by the time he goes back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 “Alan Pardew has signed 16 players costing £60m in the last two years, Newcastle United’s wage bill is now comfortably in the top 10 in the country, and he will continue to get all the support the club can reasonably provide. Firstly, I make it 20 players: 10/11: Ben Arfa 11/12: Abeid, Marveaux, Cabaye, Ba, Obertan, Santon, Elliott, Cisse 12/13: Amalfitano, Bigirimana, Anita, Good, Debuchy, Yanga-Mbiwa, Haidara, Sissoko, Mbabu, Kemen and Gouffran But we'lll not quibble over that. In that time we've seen 22 leave, for a combined fee of (you guessed it) £60m. So we're 2 men down for a net outlay of fuck all. If that qualifies as giving him all the support the club can reasonably give, then it's bloody unreasonable. Kinnear admitted: “I sanctioned the one-year loan deal for Loic Remy, and if it goes pear-shaped I will take responsibility for it. “But if he scores goals and does well for us, Alan will be happy with our end of the deal; the player will be happy because he will come into contention for a World Cup place with France; and if both those things happen, Remy will go back to QPR as a World Cup player with a higher value than when he joined them, so everyone will come out of it well.” So no clause to seal a permanent deal then..... Wonderful. Everyone comes out of it well apart from us. Kinnear publicly banging on about how much we have spent and comparing wage bills is EXACTLY why I don't want us to piss money away on players I don't rate. Its easy to criticise the 'pseudo accountant' fans but Mike Ashley counts every penny he spends and will use it when Pardew, Charnley, Kinnear etc.. go begging for another player. It shouldn't be like that but that is how it is. So and so may be better than one of our current players but given how difficult it is to get the nod in the first place some don't want that money spent by just slightly upgrading, especially when there are better options out there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 http://www.thejournal.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/joe-kinnear-re-locate-newcastle-before-5788488 Well that's a relief and a weight off my mind. At least he can try not to sign players sitting in Newcastle rather than London. See, he's not as daft as he looks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Wonder how long they can keep this shit up while we're not winning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 I'd rather he stay in London. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 He hasn't signed a whopping 4 players today. Two strikers, a winger and an attacking midfielder. Awesome work Joe, keep it up son. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 See how it goes after we lose to Fulham. More puff piece articles? They can't win. Our shortcomings will get them no matter how much they try and spin the reality... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDT Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 Wonder how long they can keep this s*** up while we're not winning. The bloke is a compulsive liar, once you tell a lie a few times you actually start to believe it happened yourself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hughesy Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 All that Kinnear appears to have overseen is the weakening of an already inadequate squad. I would love to understand the rationale behind selling Perch this summer if we never intended to buy anyone. Or indeed why we didn't offer Simpson the extra money he wanted to stay. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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