BottledDog Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Right lads an' lasses, here's an attempt at some positive spin. Ashley has lost confidence in Llambias to get his head around the football side and simply needs someone there that he trusts to give him a run down of what's going on in a way he can fackin' understand. Whatever Joe K says, his role is little more than a Babblefish that'll plug into Mike ear and pump out information in pellet sized chunks and we'll never have to listen to his mad patter publicly ever again. I have no clue how Joe K can pass on anything without a liberal coating of his own mental excreta, but if it means his boss can feel comfortable enough to spend on the squad this summer then er... Yay. Good times ahead. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 North Korea Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 That is the best scenario. Anything that means Joe can't fuck with things too much. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 I don't have nearly enough face or palm for this situation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Luque Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Thought the thread titles with player names on here had been edited for fun, but he actually went and fucking said it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Thought the thread titles with player names on here had been edited for fun, but he actually went and fucking said it There's no need to make anything up where Joe is concerned. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tollemache Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Hmmm yeah, it is possible that Kinnear has been brought in precisely because he's just delighted to have a job, is expendable and won't be allowed to influence things too much. I think that's maybe the only way I can reconcile Ashley being good at business and Kinnear being anywhere near him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 I suggest everyone starts intentionally getting his name wrong (Joe Canoe?), see how he likes it. jew kineedles Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Jaw Can-hear (too much of) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Joe Cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 On the plus side I guess all our foreign players won't have a fucking clue who Joe Kinnear is... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiemag Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Remember how after relegation Llambias released a state,ent saying the only decision they got right was appointing Shearer as manager. 4 years on and we still haven't heard what happened there. The way they run this club is an absolute shambles. There is nothing professional about it at all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 I suggest everyone starts intentionally getting his name wrong (Joe Canoe?), see how he likes it. jew kineedles You and your intense hatred of Jews. You've got to cut it out, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
durhamunigeordie Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he switched it on and had 3 missed calls from Joe Kinnear. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he switched it on and had 3 missed calls from Joe Kinnear. Was 4 a few hours ago. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he switched it on and had 3 missed calls from Joe Kinnear. Was 4 a few hours ago. Joe invented message recall too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
durhamunigeordie Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he switched it on and had 3 missed calls from Joe Kinnear. Was 4 a few hours ago. That's a blow, been on the thread most of the day though. Just got it text to me and it tickled me. First time i've laughed about the situation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 So next season we have to look forward to: Pardew's tactics Pardew's excuses Hoof Kinnear's Signings Kinnear becoming manager when Pardew gets the sack. Hoof All our better players leaving. Wonga Players refusing to play because of Wonga We are in for a treat. Pardews tactics until he's sacked. Then JFK until his heart gives out. Carver then for a couple before Beardsley takes over and sees us down. 08/09 redux Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he switched it on and had 3 missed calls from Joe Kinnear. Was 4 a few hours ago. Joe invented message recall too. Been hacked by the mirror was my first thought. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 It's really sad that there's absolutely no one within the club's ownership or management that can even come close to being respectable and trustworthy. A lot of teams have a bad manager or coach but decent ownership or vice versa, but we're just totally devoid of anyone the least bit decent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he switched it on and had 3 missed calls from Joe Kinnear. Was 4 a few hours ago. Joe invented message recall too. Been hacked by the mirror was my first thought. When Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone. Joe Kinnear invented numbers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Underpants Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, Joe Kinnear took credit for it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, Joe Kinnear took credit for it. He invented PAYG tariffs? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, Joe Kinnear took credit for it. He invented PAYG tariffs? I think you'll find it's pronounced GAYP. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyP Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 To be honest, with the Cabaye money, we should resign Brian Kerr and bring in Phill Babb...atleast then that can be a bit closer to Kerrbabb.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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