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Right lads an' lasses, here's an attempt at some positive spin.

 

Ashley has lost confidence in Llambias to get his head around the football side and simply needs someone there that he trusts to give him a run down of what's going on in a way he can fackin' understand.

 

Whatever Joe K says, his role is little more than a Babblefish that'll plug into Mike ear and pump out information in pellet sized chunks and we'll never have to listen to his mad patter publicly ever again.

 

I have no clue how Joe K can pass on anything without a liberal coating of his own mental excreta, but if it means his boss can feel comfortable enough to spend on the squad this summer then er... Yay.

 

Good times ahead.

 

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Hmmm yeah, it is possible that Kinnear has been brought in precisely because he's just delighted to have a job, is expendable and won't be allowed to influence things too much. I think that's maybe the only way I can reconcile Ashley being good at business and Kinnear being anywhere near him

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Remember how after relegation Llambias released a state,ent saying the only decision they got right was appointing Shearer as manager. 4 years on and we still haven't heard what happened there. The way they run this club is an absolute shambles. There is nothing professional about it at all.

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When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he switched it on and had 3 missed calls from Joe Kinnear.

 

Was 4 a few hours ago.

 

Joe invented message recall too.

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When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he switched it on and had 3 missed calls from Joe Kinnear.

 

Was 4 a few hours ago.

 

That's a blow, been on the thread most of the day though. Just got it text to me and it tickled me. First time i've laughed about the situation.

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So next season we have to look forward to:

Pardew's tactics

Pardew's excuses

Hoof

Kinnear's Signings

Kinnear becoming manager when Pardew gets the sack.

Hoof

All our better players leaving.

Wonga

Players refusing to play because of Wonga

 

We are in for a treat.

 

Pardews tactics until he's sacked.  Then JFK until his heart gives out.  Carver then for a couple before Beardsley takes over and sees us down.  08/09 redux

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When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he switched it on and had 3 missed calls from Joe Kinnear.

 

Was 4 a few hours ago.

 

Joe invented message recall too.

 

Been hacked by the mirror was my first thought.

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It's really sad that there's absolutely no one within the club's ownership or management that can even come close to being respectable and trustworthy. A lot of teams have a bad manager or coach but decent ownership or vice versa, but we're just totally devoid of anyone the least bit decent.

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