Cajun Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 A very mackem Christmas Too many naughty mackems means Santa brought an old useless lump of 'coal' http://epl.theoffside.com/files/2008/11/andy-cole-sunderland.jpg Sadly the Turkey was a bit raw and had to go back to the shop http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/multimedia/archive/00033/lorik_cana_33579c.jpg In better news, someone got some nice Armani off this fella... http://whatculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/asamoah-gyan.jpg ...and someone mysteriously ate all the cold cuts in the players lounge... http://www.independent.co.uk/migration_catalog/article5161588.ece/ALTERNATES/w620/reid.jpeg ...but they left out the stuffing, for some reason http://www.bet365.com/NEWS/GlobalImages/News/bet365/Article-Large-496x286/Football/Premier-League/newcastle/101031-kevin-nolan-496x286.jpg But the mackems didn't let this bother them and all had a few drinks to forget this season: http://bevsource1.com/Pics/TopPopBluePop3LSM.jpg Reid man. How could any footballer get so fat? At his peak he was about as fat as I have ever been and I am about as short of timber as a rainforest. No idea how someone who does sport for a living could be that big Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 Reid man. How could any footballer get so fat? At his peak he was about as fat as I have ever been and I am about as short of timber as a rainforest. No idea how someone who does sport for a living could be that big He looked as if he had hidden a turkey underneath that shirt, and that's after eating one bird already. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeloEmre Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/roberge-and-diakite.852582/ First post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 2nd line is something about the mags, yet it has no relevance whatsoever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fenham Mag Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 brilliant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 Christ, if we referenced every brainfart of a thread from their chat section there'd be no room for anything else....a snapshot looks something like: "finding loose change in ya car", "recommend me a good pair of scissors", "cheap bog roll - finga went thru", "arent lasses geet daft?", "Bloody islamics", "Can anyone smell owt funny in ryhope?" Also - bitter?! About what?!? I'm still bitter about that time they beat us 9-1, 75 years before I was born. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 Newcastle fans - 8,000+ Sunderland fans - 0 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 Newcastle fans - 8,000+ Sunderland fans - 0 What an amazing sight Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 They can shove their 9-1s, more league titles than us, etc. that none of us lived through, that is the sort of experience Sunderland fans will never, ever have. A game in the last 16 of the Champions League where we were unlucky and slightly disappointed to come away with just a draw at the San Siro. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/dirty-green-mags.605185/ A classic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Newcastle fans - 8,000+ Sunderland fans - 0 There will have been 1 in there somewhere, "I woz there marra!". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JS Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/dirty-green-mags.605185/ A classic. Komedy gerld tha' marra. The last post Brown is better than any defender you have. Ditto O'Shea. Brown is 36th in the list of appearances for Man U, O'Shea 29th. Aye, part-timers the pair of them. :roll: How can you big-up the potential of your french imports yet dismiss the potential of Wickham (earlier posts) who already has more experience of english football than your frogs? Gardner - 11 'odd' goals. Vaughan - Blackpools player of the season, above Adam, who has just gone to Liverpool for £7m Westwood - experienced international. How many caps have Forster/Krul/Harper between them? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/dirty-green-mags.605185/ A classic. Komedy gerld tha' marra. The last post Brown is better than any defender you have. Ditto O'Shea. Brown is 36th in the list of appearances for Man U, O'Shea 29th. Aye, part-timers the pair of them. :roll: How can you big-up the potential of your french imports yet dismiss the potential of Wickham (earlier posts) who already has more experience of english football than your frogs? Gardner - 11 'odd' goals. Vaughan - Blackpools player of the season, above Adam, who has just gone to Liverpool for £7m Westwood - experienced international. How many caps have Forster/Krul/Harper between them? Only got it a little wrong tbf, well apart from the entire post. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Roberge, Diakite first time playing central defence together? Should be fun against Everton. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 They won, but so did Fulham and Palace. Got points off our rivals too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDT Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Win at Everton still bottom Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elric Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Still last. Shit club, shit team, shit fans, shit 'city' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-421 Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 I bet they left the pitch buzzing, then got in the dressing room and saw Fulham and Palace both won. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 I bet they left the pitch buzzing, then got in the dressing room and saw Fulham and Palace both won. Must be so demoralising. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 I bet they left the pitch buzzing, then got in the dressing room and saw Fulham and Palace both won. Must be so demoralising. Looking at it wrong, as much as i hate to say it, a win and they're out the bottom 3, GD is not an issue down there now. Things look far better for them now, imo like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 I bet they left the pitch buzzing, then got in the dressing room and saw Fulham and Palace both won. Must be so demoralising. They are picking up a lot of points ATM, certainly too many for a relegation candidate. Bastards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 9/13 points vs sides in the top 6, no other victorys says a lot about the squads motivation vs the lesser lights Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-421 Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 I bet they left the pitch buzzing, then got in the dressing room and saw Fulham and Palace both won. Must be so demoralising. Looking at it wrong, as much as i hate to say it, a win and they're out the bottom 3, GD is not an issue down there now. Things look far better for them now, imo like. Their next match is away to Cardiff though.... the exact type of game they are struggling to get points from. Now, if only Cardiff were in the top 6! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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