Dave Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 As good as confirmed: http://www.vi.nl/nieuws/advocaat-tekent-bij-sunderland-voor-rest-van-seizoen.htm Replacing one penis with another. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Poyet + Advocaat are still better than Pardew + Carver We're going to get bummed so bad in the derby Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 2 more wins from the mackems will be enough I think - Leicester and us at home will do it. Just can't see Burnley getting more than that. Just noticed Dick is 67... Think that would be the lowest points total a team has survived on (?) so it's very unlikely to be enough. Also to be honest Burnley look much more capable of winning games than Sunderland. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 As good as confirmed: http://www.vi.nl/nieuws/advocaat-tekent-bij-sunderland-voor-rest-van-seizoen.htm Replacing one penis with another. I won't lie, if I ever have to replace my penis, I'm probably going to replace it with a penis. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 They'll stay up and we'll lose the derby. Can't even begin to imagine any other scenario playing out. You're broken innit? Agree with this. It always happens. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Dick seems a popular name in Holland. Martin Jol's brothers are called Dick and Cock - their parents must have had a sense if humour. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Can't be the only one that smiled watching SSN when they said his last game as Serbia manager was played in an empty stadium. He'll feel at home then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-421 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Heard some of Totalsport yesterday driving home, and it was interesting that Gabbiadini and Anderson both agreed it was time for Poyet to go, and criticised him for his tactics, team selections (sticking with certain favoured players), and dubious comments to the media.... all the very same things they both constantly defended Pardew till the end for. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EthiGeordie Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 He is a better manager than the dush bag we have as manager. Anyone who are laughing at them should see our situation first and laugh hard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 He is a better manager than the dush bag we have as manager. Anyone who are laughing at them should see our situation first and laugh hard. As bad as we are, they're worse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 He is a better manager than the dush bag we have as manager. Anyone who are laughing at them should see our situation first and laugh hard. We've been doing that for years... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Advocaat confirmed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-421 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Dick In. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 In fairness to them, at least they've moved forward quickly with a replacement in mind. Advocaat may be a total cock up of an appointment but he's got some pedigree and experience. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 We've got the biggest dick already in Carver to be fair. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallace Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Louise Taylor saying that McLaren is their number one choice to take over in the Summer. I wonder if he will end up with a choice between us and the Mackems in which case, he is more likely to go there - better working conditions and they will probably pay him loads more. We will step aside and refuse to get into a bidding war. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Stepped aside marra, lol 1-9 FTM. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 ffs that'll make it 31 reasons to be jealous of them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Dick against Lick in a few weeks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Dick against Lick in a few weeks There has to be a joke in there somewhere about licking a dick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 They'll go down now imo. The wrong appointment for the situation they are in. If you look at the teams who appoint managers and get out you're looking at the likes of Allardcye/Pulis/Sherwoord. Motivators who know the league. I can't see him doing well at all, been out of club football for ages. He will only need to do marginally better than the ultra shit Poyet. They'll stay up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 One point above Burnley who look like they can get out of it. Squad full of players who have largely given up/are shit. Not sure myself. If they lose the derby they are done imo. If they lose the derby then they are down, the trouble is though that we all know that they will win it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledGeordie Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 They'll do enough but just. Absolutely no doubt they'll roll us over anyway so that's 3 points for starters. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 One point above Burnley who look like they can get out of it. Squad full of players who have largely given up/are s***. Not sure myself. If they lose the derby they are done imo. If they lose the derby then they are down, the trouble is though that we all know that they will win it. I am hoping for a draw. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest H09 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Advocaat obviously thinks if he keeps them up he will have a chance of getting the Newcastle job Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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