Guest neesy111 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 The only thing I remember about 2010 was the farce of a final, no other memorable games from the top of my head. What about the goal that never was, or the Suarez hand ball on the line in the last minute? The goal that never was? My main abiding memory of that match was seeing Gareth Barry get absolutely "raped" by Ozil. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Away Toon Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 My only memories of the 2010 World Cup was that awful fucking noise at every match and De Jong's kung fu kick in the final. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest n4e Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Pirlo to retire after the tournament. International retirement ? Or for club as well? Just signed a 2 year extension for Juve this week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucaAltieri Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 2010 had a spectacular goal from South Africa in the first game. That sticks in the memory as much as anything. Also the entire world simultaneously thinking, "he couldn't score that again even if he tried a thousand times. Enjoy your fifteen minutes." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/45/Vuvuzelas_1.jpg That's pretty much all I remember from the last World Cup. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Only things I really remember from 2010 WC: http://www.wired.com/images/productreviews/2010/06/pr_vuvuzela_f.jpg http://getnloose.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ydjnd-664x720.jpg http://footballandmusic.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/southafrica_vuvuzela_makarapa1.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/06/29/article-1290583-0A2FD6C7000005DC-614_634x469.jpg http://www.soccerwires.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Vuvuzela-kings-2009.jpg http://jeffpearlman.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/algeria-us-tx4.jpg http://www.urban75.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/vuvuzela-vuvuzela.gifhttp://www.urban75.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/vuvuzela-vuvuzela.gif http://www.urban75.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/vuvuzela-vuvuzela.gifhttp://www.urban75.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/vuvuzela-vuvuzela.gif :scared: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiemag Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 It's finally arrived. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 :frantic: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattypnufc Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Awwww yeeeaaahhhh! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 My body is ready. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/45/Vuvuzelas_1.jpg That's pretty much all I remember from the last World Cup. Where's Toon's Taylor's legendary post?! Believe it reads "Just look at this daft fucking cunt..." or similar. Happy World Cup, all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDT Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 I spent the opening day of the 2010 world cup hooked up to a drip in Egypt, I'm expecting a more pleasant day today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 I spent the opening day of the 2010 world cup hooked up to a drip in Egypt, I'm expecting a more pleasant day today. Funny if it happened again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 2010 was all about Tshabalalalalalalala and that dance. That's it, though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/06/11/the-world-cup-of-everything-else/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 I spent the opening day of the 2010 world cup hooked up to a drip in Egypt, I'm expecting a more pleasant day today. Funny if it happened again. Excited by the World Cup, but feel like I'll have more difficulty in watching it all as I'd like to now I'm a bit older/more responsibilities. In days of yore, I'd sit in my underpants on my couch surrounded by chocolates and crisps with a laptop and two TV screens, and that's me for the next month. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDT Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 I think I got dumped earlier in the week, credit to her for obviously realising this in an important occasion. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Ah man, the picture's disappeared. Still class though. This is what happens when you give the World Cup to a shitty nation who doesn't deserve it, who spends millions on new stadiums while making millions homeless while watching their Countryman die of AIDs and do nothing about it. The reason they are so popular is because there is a void left to fill due to the new stadiums and increased interest, everyone wants to be involved but haven't a clue how to, they don't know how to support and they don't know what football is about, so these plastic mares fill in that void nicely with a dull monotonous sound driving real football fans crazy. culture my arse, its the lack of culture that has made these so popular with the mongs. This tournament has shown one thing; Africa wasn't ready for the World Cup and probably will never be in the future. Someone's sitting on some massive back handers, I can guess his name it sounds like Sep(tic) Bladder. Just look at this cunt: http://daylife.sky.com/imageserve/0eece2cbS01Il/610x.jpg That's what football means to her, blow something as loud as possible and need workman earphones so she doesn't go deaf but the rest of the crowd can go fuk themselves. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 From the gift that keeps on giving... How to look like you know loads about football: A beginner's guide to the world cup awards, by chris (simpsons artist) http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article9530047.ece/alternates/w620/v4-the%20world%20cup%20awards.jpg if you dont know a lot about football but you still want to join in with all of the excitement that the world cup awards brings us every year, then here are a few tips and tricks from chris (simpsons artist) for you to use for yourself to help you blend in more easily and maybe even make yourself look like a actual footballing expert as well. as soon as the referee blows on his throat flute to get the football match started make sure you say one of these things: come on football kick off lets get this event started good luck i think that we are going to be in for a great game i hope that our football team gets the points that they require i am enjoying myself football if a player gets a tackle on him shout some of these things as loud as you can: keep your knees to yourself you italian idiot put your shorts back on and get up it is a good job that he has got plastic shin sheets on the bottom of his legs or he would have to be carried home in a wheelchair this cant be happening why isnt he moving anymore great tackle when a goal is scored take your top off and scream any or all of these things: brazilio what a goal that is the type of strike that i like to see he striked that one like he was kicking a ball at a prison brilliant right off the top of his head slam dunk yes homeward bound that is 1 point for us kiss my knee directly into the net three men and a little lady climb onto my back if there is a penalty kick just say one of these things: penalty kick that has got to be a penalty kick yes i hope that he doesnt let his family and his country down again like last year say one of these things if people around you think that it is a free kick: it is a free kick nice outfit ref it is a shame about your decision making what is wrong referee is your throat flute poisoned or something just have a blow on it for once in your life if there is a throw in try and stay completely calm and say one of these things: it is a throw in good throw in did you see that throw in just then that is the type of throw in that i like to see he knows how to handle a ball with his hands that is for sure when a player goes offside roll your eyes and say: get back on the pitch what are you doing here are some things for you to wear to help you blend in more easily if you are watching the world cup awards at a pub or at your friends house: sellotape a football flag around your face for a instant football effect sew a traditional world cup sausage down the middle of your nose so people will think you are the most world cup one of them all when they are having a look at your face glue some golden glitter beads on to your chin to make your chin look like it is the main part of the world cup award if you are a dad then why not impress your children and their friends by having a wear of a stylish dads football style crop top that will definitely get you noticed for all of the right reasons dads can also have a wear of some traditional world cup leggings as well that are sure to finish off any outfit trust me mens football friendship bracelets dont just look good but they are also a good thing to show off and discuss with other men if you are at a pub or a football themed restaurant if you run out of football things to say then dont worry just try and stay calm and roll your trousers up around your thighs and slap your legs together and say your own name over and over again because this will give a illusion that you know exactly what is happening in the football match and it will also help to calm yourself down if you are having a panic attack or some sort of fit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 IT'S ONLY FUCKING HERE INNIT? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Read that in the Independent thing last night. Funniest thing he's ever done IMO. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 IT'S ONLY FUCKING HERE INNIT? Happy World Cup, Ian. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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