Hanshithispantz Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Quick question, I don't blame him, but how does a keeper the size of Hart manage to make him so small every time in situations like that. He actually gets smaller on one on ones. Dandruff is eating his brain. Seriously though, I was f***ing impressed at how small he became when Suarez got infront of him. Goalkeepers are supposed to make themselves bigger, but he kinds of puts his body into position to get even smaller. I'm seriously amazed. It's like a hockey goaltender throwing away all the protection right before someone comes one on one. How do you manage that? I thought the exact same with both goals, re him somehow becoming smaller Terrible goalkeeping on both accounts. Take nothing away from that horrible little majestic bastard though, I hope he controversially takes them to the final for the laughs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Quick question, I don't blame him, but how does a keeper the size of Hart manage to make him so small every time in situations like that. He actually gets smaller on one on ones. Dandruff is eating his brain. Seriously though, I was f***ing impressed at how small he became when Suarez got infront of him. Goalkeepers are supposed to make themselves bigger, but he kinds of puts his body into position to get even smaller. I'm seriously amazed. It's like a hockey goaltender throwing away all the protection right before someone comes one on one. How do you manage that? I thought the exact same with both goals, re him somehow becoming smaller Terrible goalkeeping on both accounts. Take nothing away from that horrible little majestic b****** though, I hope he controversially takes them to the final for the laughs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Can't believe they managed to throw that match after the equalizer. Ah whey, the signs are they may develop into a decent team in a few years time. Incredibly happy if I never have to see that disgusting charver lead England out at a tournament again. Looked like he was match-fixing tonight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 :anguish: :anguish: Just as when i start believing in the national team again they revert back to f*cking type. Why the f*ck we changed anything from the Italy game is beyond me. That was all perfectly fine, but nah we must play Rooney in his "best position" f*ck that noise, because of that change we had absolutely no midfield with a massive gap between Gerrard and the rest of the team and the fear i had going into the tournament was on full display tonight. This. Gerrard literally contributed NOTHING in two matches apart from giving goals away. Diabolical decision to start him in both games. He's a heartless t*** who is no longer the leader he was years ago. You're talking about the bloke who's just captained Liverpool to a 2nd place finish in the Premiership though. Starting Barkley or Wilshere ahead of him changes nothing, England still don't control either of the opening games. Captaining Liverpool to 2nd place is a bit misleading. Liverpool had a whole squad around Gerrard who were good enough to win with or without him. In my opinion you could have taken Gerrard out of last seasons team and they still would have achieved just as much as they did with him. With Henderson playing there is no really need for Gerrard. What a a load of f*cking bollocks aside from Yaya and Ramsey he was probably the best midfielder in the league this year. Who they gonna play instead of him? Joe f*cking Allen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 This has depressed me more than I thought it would. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 :anguish: :anguish: Just as when i start believing in the national team again they revert back to f*cking type. Why the f*ck we changed anything from the Italy game is beyond me. That was all perfectly fine, but nah we must play Rooney in his "best position" f*ck that noise, because of that change we had absolutely no midfield with a massive gap between Gerrard and the rest of the team and the fear i had going into the tournament was on full display tonight. This. Gerrard literally contributed NOTHING in two matches apart from giving goals away. Diabolical decision to start him in both games. He's a heartless t*** who is no longer the leader he was years ago. You're talking about the bloke who's just captained Liverpool to a 2nd place finish in the Premiership though. Starting Barkley or Wilshere ahead of him changes nothing, England still don't control either of the opening games. Captaining Liverpool to 2nd place is a bit misleading. Liverpool had a whole squad around Gerrard who were good enough to win with or without him. In my opinion you could have taken Gerrard out of last seasons team and they still would have achieved just as much as they did with him. With Henderson playing there is no really need for Gerrard. Yup. You could also look at it in another way, in that he actually LOST Liverpool the title with a few bottling performances towards the end of the season, brilliantly and beautifully culminating in the slip. You could like, but captain or not you sort of cannot deny that he was one of the best central midfielders in the league Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 :anguish: :anguish: Just as when i start believing in the national team again they revert back to f*cking type. Why the f*ck we changed anything from the Italy game is beyond me. That was all perfectly fine, but nah we must play Rooney in his "best position" f*ck that noise, because of that change we had absolutely no midfield with a massive gap between Gerrard and the rest of the team and the fear i had going into the tournament was on full display tonight. This. Gerrard literally contributed NOTHING in two matches apart from giving goals away. Diabolical decision to start him in both games. He's a heartless t*** who is no longer the leader he was years ago. You're talking about the bloke who's just captained Liverpool to a 2nd place finish in the Premiership though. Starting Barkley or Wilshere ahead of him changes nothing, England still don't control either of the opening games. Captaining Liverpool to 2nd place is a bit misleading. Liverpool had a whole squad around Gerrard who were good enough to win with or without him. In my opinion you could have taken Gerrard out of last seasons team and they still would have achieved just as much as they did with him. With Henderson playing there is no really need for Gerrard. What a a load of f*cking bollocks aside from Yaya and Ramsey he was probably the best midfielder in the league this year. Who they gonna play instead of him? Joe f*cking Allen. Chill man. He was good early on. He was utter garbage in the last set of fixtures leading up to the home stretch in the season. Scoring a bunch of penalties aside. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 @OptaJoe 0 - No team has ever lost their opening two games at the #WorldCup and advanced from the group. Miracle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 This has depressed me more than I thought it would. Same. Like I used to feel when NUFC got beat. Hope, it kills you man, it fucking kills you. (Hope in this instance, not getting beat FFS) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 @OptaJoe 0 - No team has ever lost their opening two games at the #WorldCup and advanced from the group. Miracle. 2002/03 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 @OptaJoe 0 - No team has ever lost their opening two games at the #WorldCup and advanced from the group. Miracle. 2002/03 insertwittysholabantz Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shush Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Quick question, I don't blame him, but how does a keeper the size of Hart manage to make him so small every time in situations like that. He actually gets smaller on one on ones. Dandruff is eating his brain. Seriously though, I was f***ing impressed at how small he became when Suarez got infront of him. Goalkeepers are supposed to make themselves bigger, but he kinds of puts his body into position to get even smaller. I'm seriously amazed. It's like a hockey goaltender throwing away all the protection right before someone comes one on one. How do you manage that? I thought the exact same with both goals, re him somehow becoming smaller Terrible goalkeeping on both accounts. Take nothing away from that horrible little majestic bastard though, I hope he controversially takes them to the final for the laughs. I thought Hart was awful tonight. He gifted Suarez the first by coming out and asking for it to go over him, the second well, he dived out of the way of it. His arm was still moving away from the ball after Suarez and took the shot even though his head was still following the ball. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 @OptaJoe 0 - No team has ever lost their opening two games at the #WorldCup and advanced from the group. Miracle. Italy beats the hell out of Costa Rica tomorrow, and you beat the hell out of them as well. Get in on GD? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 I don't see Italy beating Uruguay. I can see Suarez running riot again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 So what happens if the USA progress further in a WC than us? Does the economy collapse or something? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Watching that was like our season hadn't ended, slow build up play, too many touches and not enough pass-and-move and if in doubt, hoy it from the back. Overall I can't say it was terrible from us, it wasn't great, but a Suarez-less Uruguay would have been beaten tonight. He reads the game so well and is totally ruthless with the ball. He's just a detestable cunt of the highest order. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 :anguish: :anguish: Just as when i start believing in the national team again they revert back to f*cking type. Why the f*ck we changed anything from the Italy game is beyond me. That was all perfectly fine, but nah we must play Rooney in his "best position" f*ck that noise, because of that change we had absolutely no midfield with a massive gap between Gerrard and the rest of the team and the fear i had going into the tournament was on full display tonight. This. Gerrard literally contributed NOTHING in two matches apart from giving goals away. Diabolical decision to start him in both games. He's a heartless t*** who is no longer the leader he was years ago. You're talking about the bloke who's just captained Liverpool to a 2nd place finish in the Premiership though. Starting Barkley or Wilshere ahead of him changes nothing, England still don't control either of the opening games. Captaining Liverpool to 2nd place is a bit misleading. Liverpool had a whole squad around Gerrard who were good enough to win with or without him. In my opinion you could have taken Gerrard out of last seasons team and they still would have achieved just as much as they did with him. With Henderson playing there is no really need for Gerrard. What a a load of f*cking bollocks aside from Yaya and Ramsey he was probably the best midfielder in the league this year. Who they gonna play instead of him? Joe f*cking Allen. Chill man. He was good early on. He was utter garbage in the last set of fixtures leading up to the home stretch in the season. Scoring a bunch of penalties aside. I'm fine mate, don't confused swearing with rage i'll agree to disagree with you I thought he actually started quite slow and got better as season went on( Palace and Chelsea aside) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 @OptaJoe 0 - No team has ever lost their opening two games at the #WorldCup and advanced from the group. Miracle. Italy beats the hell out of Costa Rica tomorrow, and you beat the hell out of them as well. Get in on GD? I can only visualise the phrase 'beat the hell out of' as a Stone Cold fury of punches and kicks over someone cornered in turnbuckle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Costa Rica will probably beat us tbh. Certainly cannot see us tanking them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shush Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 @OptaJoe 0 - No team has ever lost their opening two games at the #WorldCup and advanced from the group. Miracle. Italy beats the hell out of Costa Rica tomorrow, and you beat the hell out of them as well. Get in on GD? That assumes Italy decide to ensure they don't let Uruguay win as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Who might France get if they finish top? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 So what happens if the USA progress further in a WC than us? Does the economy collapse or something? Forfeit system. Playoffs to be introduced to the PL. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 @OptaJoe 0 - No team has ever lost their opening two games at the #WorldCup and advanced from the group. Miracle. Italy beats the hell out of Costa Rica tomorrow, and you beat the hell out of them as well. Get in on GD? I can only visualise the phrase 'beat the hell out of' as a Stone Cold fury of punches and kicks over someone cornered in turnbuckle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Who do France get if they finish top? Bosnia? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 If Italy and Uruguay don't draw I'll shit on my keyboard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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