KaKa Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Will this tomfoolery never end? Pardew must be ousted. So the full backs are being told to stay back, and the wide men are being told to get back. I mean, for goodness sake, why bother turning up for the match at all? just concede defeat from the outset, as we're clearly not aiming to score any goals! What an utter buffoon we have in charge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Has this been posted? Speaking to journalists ahead of tonight's international friendly against Norway, former Newcastle loan striker Loic Remy confirmed that he didn't miss our final game away to Liverpool through injury - and didn't appear at Anfield in order to avoid picking up any knocks: "The World Cup is a way of putting myself on display. "Newcastle want to hire me but I don't know if I will stay there. This has been a turning point in my career, a year of transition. "Since the turn of the year everything has been okay and when I am fully fit I believe I can hurt opponents. "During the World Cup I could be a good surprise. At every World Cup and Euro there are players that you don't expect who really impress. "Alan Pardew understood my point of view. We were playing (at Liverpool) without any specific objective. I didn't want to take the risk of getting injured again. "Missing Euro 2012 due to injury really hurt me. The sky collapsed. It was devastating. It was the most difficult experience I have ever had. I needed six months to get over it." That's in contrast to comments from his manager Alan Pardew as reported in the press at the time: “Loic was injured - he didn’t train all week. "He’d hurt his ankle in the game. He turned it. If you see the video (of the Cardiff City game), he’s limping around for the last five minutes. That was it. That was a blow. If we’d have had him out there, we might have won.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Slimey man. Urgh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 " If we’d have had him out there, we might have won.” after you tell him he doesn't need to play. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Has this been posted? Speaking to journalists ahead of tonight's international friendly against Norway, former Newcastle loan striker Loic Remy confirmed that he didn't miss our final game away to Liverpool through injury - and didn't appear at Anfield in order to avoid picking up any knocks: "The World Cup is a way of putting myself on display. "Newcastle want to hire me but I don't know if I will stay there. This has been a turning point in my career, a year of transition. "Since the turn of the year everything has been okay and when I am fully fit I believe I can hurt opponents. "During the World Cup I could be a good surprise. At every World Cup and Euro there are players that you don't expect who really impress. "Alan Pardew understood my point of view. We were playing (at Liverpool) without any specific objective. I didn't want to take the risk of getting injured again. "Missing Euro 2012 due to injury really hurt me. The sky collapsed. It was devastating. It was the most difficult experience I have ever had. I needed six months to get over it." That's in contrast to comments from his manager Alan Pardew as reported in the press at the time: “Loic was injured - he didn’t train all week. "He’d hurt his ankle in the game. He turned it. If you see the video (of the Cardiff City game), he’s limping around for the last five minutes. That was it. That was a blow. If we’d have had him out there, we might have won.” If his lips move he's lying, his lips moved, he lied. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 "Missing Euro 2012 due to injury really hurt me. The sky collapsed. It was devastating. It was the most difficult experience I have ever had. I needed six months to get over it." if pardew had quoted that, he and remy would have a little more respect and sympathy rather than just carrying lying as usual. think the fans would have understood. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Would I fuck understand. He's a mercenary shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Did Beren miss the gag? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 The daft thing is that if the deliberate plan of holding positions and being defensively minded simply isn't working anyway. We concede goals hand over fist even though they're all told to hold their shape, get behind the ball and track men back. Had it been successful and we kept loads of clean sheet then there would be some merit to it but it's the worst of both worlds and has been for ages. We don't attack with any purpose or intent and can't keep them out at the other end too. And none of that is anything whatsoever to do with Ashley, this is squarely Pardew's fault and responsibility. We look shit and it's 100% down to him and his mismanagement of his squad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 midds, even worse than all that, is the fact that we are clearly struggling due to his insistence on retreating, and his response is to retreat even further! And then eventually play more defenders! Pardew is a really bad manager, he really might be the worst in the league IMO. For the players he has, I think he's done a disgraceful job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 The daft thing is that if the deliberate plan of holding positions and being defensively minded simply isn't working anyway. We concede goals hand over fist even though they're all told to hold their shape, get behind the ball and track men back. Had it been successful and we kept loads of clean sheet then there would be some merit to it but it's the worst of both worlds and has been for ages. We don't attack with any purpose or intent and can't keep them out at the other end too. And none of that is anything whatsoever to do with Ashley, this is squarely Pardew's fault and responsibility. We look shit and it's 100% down to him and his mismanagement of his squad. Reading your posts make me so angry about this situation. Can you please be more apathetic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 The daft thing is that if the deliberate plan of holding positions and being defensively minded simply isn't working anyway. We concede goals hand over fist even though they're all told to hold their shape, get behind the ball and track men back. Had it been successful and we kept loads of clean sheet then there would be some merit to it but it's the worst of both worlds and has been for ages. We don't attack with any purpose or intent and can't keep them out at the other end too. And none of that is anything whatsoever to do with Ashley, this is squarely Pardew's fault and responsibility. We look s*** and it's 100% down to him and his mismanagement of his squad. Putting pressure on the ball is an alien concept to Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucaAltieri Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 The daft thing is that if the deliberate plan of holding positions and being defensively minded simply isn't working anyway. We concede goals hand over fist even though they're all told to hold their shape, get behind the ball and track men back. Had it been successful and we kept loads of clean sheet then there would be some merit to it but it's the worst of both worlds and has been for ages. We don't attack with any purpose or intent and can't keep them out at the other end too. And none of that is anything whatsoever to do with Ashley, this is squarely Pardew's fault and responsibility. We look shit and it's 100% down to him and his mismanagement of his squad. We don't agree on much, but we agree on this. At some point he needs to accept that pressing higher up the pitch and having some genuine threat that the opposition need to worry about will aid us not only in scoring goals but in defending too. I don't know how many 3 and 4 nil defeats you need before you realise you don't have the squad to sit back an absorb pressure. NB: I don't think sitting back and absorbing pressure is an abhorrent idea in principle, like some on here do. But there's no question we're shit at it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 The daft thing is that if the deliberate plan of holding positions and being defensively minded simply isn't working anyway. We concede goals hand over fist even though they're all told to hold their shape, get behind the ball and track men back. Had it been successful and we kept loads of clean sheet then there would be some merit to it but it's the worst of both worlds and has been for ages. We don't attack with any purpose or intent and can't keep them out at the other end too. And none of that is anything whatsoever to do with Ashley, this is squarely Pardew's fault and responsibility. We look s*** and it's 100% down to him and his mismanagement of his squad. We don't agree on much, but we agree on this. At some point he needs to accept that pressing higher up the pitch and having some genuine threat that the opposition need to worry about will aid us not only in scoring goals but in defending too. I don't know how many 3 and 4 nil defeats you need before you realise you don't have the squad to sit back an absorb pressure. NB: I don't think sitting back and absorbing pressure is an abhorrent idea in principle, like some on here do. But there's no question we're s*** at it. At which point does this knacker accept it then? We've seen it for the last 2 full seasons, and he still hasn't clocked on. Why? Nowt to do with Ba or Cabaye or Amalfitano shipped out on loan from under him. It's because he is hapless and completely out of his depth at this level. And he's a coward to boot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Colossus Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Newcastle United FC @NUFC 21s BREAKING: #nufc manager Alan Pardew has issued the following statement: http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20140527/statement-from-alan-pardew_2281670_3862309 … Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Colossus Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Spoiler: It's not what you and I both hoped it was. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 at least one of them is a lying cunt, and I'd put my house on it being both of them Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Newcastle United FC @NUFC 21s BREAKING: #nufc manager Alan Pardew has issued the following statement: http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20140527/statement-from-alan-pardew_2281670_3862309 … http://www.robertoforzoni.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/alan-pardew-2.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Bastards are literally toying with us now ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Zaius Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Of course the cunt is lying. Why on earth would Remy make it up? It doesnt benefit him spinning a yarn anyway Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 I don't see the point in trying to appease fans with such a statement, when they act with impunity and fans continue to bankroll them regardless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 They're probably both right/wrong, Remy might have just meant it's the sort of knock he'd have usually been risked with if the game was genuinely important. I'm not too fussed about any of this although I usually would be, probably. Rapidly losing interest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucaAltieri Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Yeah, I don't care. Under every manager I've ever known since following NUFC there have been stories about phantom injuries. Couldn't give a toss. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Of course the cunt is lying. Why on earth would Remy make it up? It doesnt benefit him spinning a yarn anyway If he's actually carrying a knock, of course it benefits him for France not to know. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 They don't have doctors in France? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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