maybe_next_year Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 To be fair to him with that one, I'm sure one of Sunderland's players missed a game through a jellyfish sting one time... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 The players will never work for another boss like him. Someone who's basically a chilled out entertainer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 He might even walk. Never in 36 billion years. There is only so much anyone can take - even Pardew. It will be the day he loses his list of excuses probably. Even though we know he is crap he can get a job somewhere else pretty easily. The media don't really criticise him and he was Manager of the year not so long ago. Unless the debt rumours are true I am sure he would eventually pack it in if it got too much for him. Tbf, I don't think he'll ever run out of excuses. FFS, he even blamed Science for the Cardiff loss. He thinks we're stupid and will accept any sh!te excuse he comes up with. Interviewer: "Alan-Villa put 10 past you in the first half. What's your response?" Pardew: "Jellyfish. we was done by jellyfish." Interviewer: "Jellyfish? Really?" Pardew: "No. Not really." ..."it was the Hadron Collider. No, sorry, it was ITV's Splash. Er, I mean the iceberg what sank the.. T........ " ad nauseam.... *Interviewer sighs and leaves Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/PI5St2J.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 please be true! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zippity Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Please, please, please, PLEASE!!!! Mind, I'm just surprised they're not running a story about how Pardew killed Diana. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 If any owner is prepared to say "lose this one and you're out" then they may as well sack the cunt any way. Dead man walking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Fuck, erm please lose? Doesn't feel right but for the sake of our sanity. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Howay Villa! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weezertron Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 If the players get wind of that they'll lose for sure. Maybe Cisse is missing sitters on purpose! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Draw and he's still gone? Yes pls. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Everyone getting their hopes up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Woah, surely they would only print that article with some solid basis or be made to look like mugs if he loses and fails to get the sack? Villa have just gained some Tyneside support next week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Reminds me of that Villa game with Gareth Barry putting his last minute penalty over the bar. Entire crowd: "YYYYYYYYYEEESSSsssohfuck's sake..." as the reality of another week of Souness dawned. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 We're not going down. If this was 100% the case I wouldn't care if we lost considering the long-term benefits (hopefully). I still want Ashley out, don't get me wrong, but the way that fat oaf is crippling the club is just made worse by this muppet's inability to effectively manage whatever little he is given. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Woah, surely they would only print that article with some solid basis or be made to look like mugs if he loses and fails to get the sack? :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Reminds me of that Villa game with Gareth Barry putting his last minute penalty over the bar. Entire crowd: "YYYYYYYYYEEESSSsssohfuck's sake..." as the reality of another week of Souness dawned. Jigsaw against the Burra anarl. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Woah, surely they would only print that article with some solid basis or be made to look like mugs if he loses and fails to get the sack? :lol: Yeah, too much to hope for I know. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Reminds me of that Villa game with Gareth Barry putting his last minute penalty over the bar. Entire crowd: "YYYYYYYYYEEESSSsssohfuck's sake..." as the reality of another week of Souness dawned. And the Boro game when Lee Clark scored an equaliser at the death. Everyone looked absolutely fucking mortified Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 I don't know why Ashley keeps giving him a get out of jail card. The results have been bad enough since Christmas to fully justify sacking the cunt without giving him the chance to pull the rug with a win against villa. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Everyone getting their hopes up. Too right, I'll support Villa for the day if it's true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Everyone getting their hopes up. Too right, I'll support Villa for the day if it's true. I'm praying for Remy to pick up a hamstring niggle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 It's terrible to think that a lot of us would actually welcome defeat if it meant he was going. Shows how bad it's gotten. For our long term sake I hope it's true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Don't see why he'd be sacked. Finish top 10 but no Europa was the aim for Ashley and he's looking good to do it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Already panicking about who would be next if it's true, personally. Some useless old cunt, no doubt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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