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Voting for Hans.

 

I dunno. I think the "frisson of lust" has Jack Flash written all over it. It's quite elaborately and eloquently built up a really quite creepy scene which is something which would appeal to the Flasher's inner weirdo.

 

Hans, for all his strengths, I'd dare say is less subtle. Also a distinct lack of deodorant can lids in this particular tale.

 

:lol: Didn't Hans pretend to be an elderly woman on some other board for a few months? I'm certain I'm not mistaken. He's got frisson in his repertoire.

 

What the f***? :lol: :lol:

 

:lol: I hope to Christ I'm not mistaken. I vaguely remember some s***.

 

I recall something about said older woman talking about speaking to her dead husband or some s***. :lol:

 

Sure it was around the same time he admitted to wanking into deodrant can lids. Trying to find the posts.

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"The Real Bimpy474

22 minutes ago

 

What is this, this cannot be true. Mrs Bimpy does not bathe in Radox, in fact rather like the pet St. Bernard we used to have called Brian, who remarkably looked a lot like her, she hates baths.

She prefers her folds of lovelyness to be free of such things. Her natural smell of lard brings the sparks of fear, loathing and downright terror as she slinks in the room with the look of lust in her eyes, that only a man facing the gallows can understand."

 

 

How dare anyone pose as me, i've even had to sign up there with the wrong name to prove my innocence.

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I read this aloud to Mrs Bimpy while she took her weekly bath. She was annoyed at first due to her not liking football but by the end she was engrossed. The prose, content and the smell of Radox combining to create a frisson of lust which, unfortunately, I took full advantage of. Thank you, Matthew.

 

:lol:

 

That's brilliant but wasn't me, i have a stalker :lol:

 

:lol: :lol:

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The last week or so has been probably the best laugh I've had on here in like 4 years. :lol:

 

Pretending to be Bimpy ffs. :lol: :lol:

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My  boss has just asked me what's funny. Laughing like a tit at:

 

"Unfortunately my dear husband was tragically taken from us in December 2007 when he was mowed down by a Vauxhall Nova in Corfu."

 

"If anything George was too good, he once scored a 40 yarder with his chest. Was a bullet as well, right in the postage stamp."

 

"litre upon litre of White Ace was consumed on a daily basis."

 

 

Laughing like a total tit here like.

 

 

 

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"George apeared in a p0rno once, the lady actress was was Kok Munching Kelly and George ripped her back door out and sealed it up with some self-brewed polyfiller. After his Ox Thrust manouver she literaly needed stitching back together. Risque stuff."

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Think the first time I started using MSN I ended up being groomed by a pedo, didn't have the t'internet back then used my Granda's PC and email address.

 

He started getting emails from someone asking if they would like to meet up at a hotel, was told I wasn't allowed to use his PC and not to talk to strangers.

 

:okay:

 

No way is that not Hans. :lol:

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