Superior Acuña Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Just like to echo the praise for Wullie, excellent man. Disseminating that lit on fb. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 That wasn't me like I'm in there but not that comment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 You never know what you're in for when you click on a thread on this forum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tachikoma Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I love this forum Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Voting for Hans. I dunno. I think the "frisson of lust" has Jack Flash written all over it. It's quite elaborately and eloquently built up a really quite creepy scene which is something which would appeal to the Flasher's inner weirdo. Hans, for all his strengths, I'd dare say is less subtle. Also a distinct lack of deodorant can lids in this particular tale. Didn't Hans pretend to be an elderly woman on some other board for a few months? I'm certain I'm not mistaken. He's got frisson in his repertoire. What the f***? :lol: I hope to Christ I'm not mistaken. I vaguely remember some s***. I recall something about said older woman talking about speaking to her dead husband or some s***. Sure it was around the same time he admitted to wanking into deodrant can lids. Trying to find the posts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 "The Real Bimpy474 22 minutes ago What is this, this cannot be true. Mrs Bimpy does not bathe in Radox, in fact rather like the pet St. Bernard we used to have called Brian, who remarkably looked a lot like her, she hates baths. She prefers her folds of lovelyness to be free of such things. Her natural smell of lard brings the sparks of fear, loathing and downright terror as she slinks in the room with the look of lust in her eyes, that only a man facing the gallows can understand." How dare anyone pose as me, i've even had to sign up there with the wrong name to prove my innocence. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Now for someone to post as "The REAL Real Bimpy474". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Now for someone to post as "The REAL Real Bimpy474". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,76060.msg3793589.html#msg3793589 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andymc1 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,76060.msg3793589.html#msg3793589 Quite literally burst out laughing at my desk there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,76060.msg3793589.html#msg3793589 There it is! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I read this aloud to Mrs Bimpy while she took her weekly bath. She was annoyed at first due to her not liking football but by the end she was engrossed. The prose, content and the smell of Radox combining to create a frisson of lust which, unfortunately, I took full advantage of. Thank you, Matthew. That's brilliant but wasn't me, i have a stalker :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 In the York Tap pub at York station - just been in a course. Sure moncur is on the next table. Amazing beer in here btw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,76060.msg3793589.html#msg3793589 Christ n' crackers. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 The last week or so has been probably the best laugh I've had on here in like 4 years. Pretending to be Bimpy ffs. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/Ed9MoGp.png Even the guests are reading. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 My boss has just asked me what's funny. Laughing like a tit at: "Unfortunately my dear husband was tragically taken from us in December 2007 when he was mowed down by a Vauxhall Nova in Corfu." "If anything George was too good, he once scored a 40 yarder with his chest. Was a bullet as well, right in the postage stamp." "litre upon litre of White Ace was consumed on a daily basis." Laughing like a total tit here like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I have a new found respect for Hans. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrigan Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Jesus christ Hans Been a long time since this forum has made me laugh like that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 "George apeared in a p0rno once, the lady actress was was Kok Munching Kelly and George ripped her back door out and sealed it up with some self-brewed polyfiller. After his Ox Thrust manouver she literaly needed stitching back together. Risque stuff." :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 There's a few good pages there I got a lass on cam once, she didn't strip, literally sat there typing with her blue Tog24 on Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 :lol:Risqué stuff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Think the first time I started using MSN I ended up being groomed by a pedo, didn't have the t'internet back then used my Granda's PC and email address. He started getting emails from someone asking if they would like to meet up at a hotel, was told I wasn't allowed to use his PC and not to talk to strangers. No way is that not Hans. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I'm not sure what I've been reading here, but I feel like I should get a bath now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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