Manchester United

[Groundhog63]

2 minutes ago, Dr.Spaceman said:

If I was in a position to do so I'd be all over social media being petty as fuck showing everyone the difference between Jim Ratcliffe and Whoever his equivalent is at Newcastle.

 

Remember that Newcastle chef telling the story about not being able to buy new cheeseboards so they found him a load of arm rests off of chairs in the store cupboard ?

[midds]

When was the last vaguely positive story that came out of that shithole of a club? Seems like it's been a continuous stream of negative/hilarious/disgraceful/shocking snippets that have made them look shitter and small time with each passing day. The rest of the country gets to laugh itself to sleep with what they're doing. The PR team are the only set of people performing even worse than the first team squad 

 

And I'm right here for all of it, it's amazing 

[Dr.Spaceman]

8 minutes ago, Groundhog63 said:

 

Remember that Newcastle chef telling the story about not being able to buy new cheeseboards so they found him a load of arm rests off of chairs in the store cupboard ?

 

Under which owner...

 

We need to Ratcliffe's pettiness when competing for players tbh 

[Miggys First Goal]

Next from Brexit Jim, every player will have to send him a weekly email listing five bullet points of things they’ve achieved in the past week. Failure to do so will result in being transfer listed in the next window. 

[Sima]

19 minutes ago, Groundhog63 said:

 

Remember that Newcastle chef telling the story about not being able to buy new cheeseboards so they found him a load of arm rests off of chairs in the store cupboard ?

 

It was the other way around iirc.

[Groundhog63]

27 minutes ago, Sima said:

 

It was the other way around iirc.

Naw, Deffo foraged arm rests to make cheese boards 😂😂

As a slight aside. The NUFC cheese wheel in the corporate is delightful 😍🧀😍

 

 

Edited 8 hours ago by Groundhog63

[Bimpy474]

And during the desperate times we thought it would be good if Radcliffe bought us.

 

I wouldn't call it a lucky escape as was never a goer, but just look at the scruffy tramp, and how he's ploughing through Man Utd like Scrooge at a kids Christmas party.

It couldn't have happened to a nicer club.

[Turnbull2000]

It's delightful thinking back about all the hype in the press when they chased and then captured Ashworth.

[Barnes23]

 

[Groundhog63]

2 hours ago, Sima said:

 

It was the other way around iirc.

 

2 hours ago, Groundhog63 said:

Naw, Deffo foraged arm rests to make cheese boards 😂😂

As a slight aside. The NUFC cheese wheel in the corporate is delightful 😍🧀😍

 

 

 

 

This 😂😂😂😂

 

https://x.com/TheAthleticFC/status/1560238833483911169/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1560238833483911169&currentTweetUser=TheAthleticFC

[leffe186]

It really feels off that they’re making all these cuts while so many players are getting paid absolute fortunes. I guess they’re saving on win bonuses too.

[CallumG6]

This cunt hasn’t the foggiest on how to run a football club has he. 

[midds]

6 minutes ago, leffe186 said:

It really feels off that they’re making all these cuts while so many players are getting paid absolute fortunes. I guess they’re saving on win bonuses too.

200 people being laid off earning circa £35k a year is saving £7m. That's about 6 months of Casemiro's wages. 200 families go home to an unemployed sibling/mother/father and that fat knacker is clawing in about £330k a week or whatever? No the wonder they're pissed off at the whole lot of them. It's a rotten club. It's rotten from the mouth to the arsehole

[LFEE]

5 hours ago, Groundhog63 said:

 

Remember that Newcastle chef telling the story about not being able to buy new cheeseboards so they found him a load of arm rests off of chairs in the store cupboard ?

Was the story I was telling you Sunday @Dr.Spaceman  

 

Definitely was chairs converted to cheeseboards.

[Joe1984]

40 minutes ago, leffe186 said:

It really feels off that they’re making all these cuts while so many players are getting paid absolute fortunes. I guess they’re saving on win bonuses too.

Feels off?

 

It's the same outside of football no?

 

The rich get richer on the backs of workers who are paid minimum wage (if they're lucky!)

 

 

[McDog]

Given the Glazers still own the majority of the club, all the cost savings must be causing them to chuckle with glee I would guess.

[The Fountain]

9 hours ago, Sibierski said:

 

I'd have him, £30m bid might tempt Radcliffe. He'll improve the squad once he's received decent coaching.

[Big Geordie]

Brexit Jim and the Glazers are to the Mancs what Mike Ashley was to us. A never-ending stream of penny pinching coupled with negative stories and a totally demotivated squad. They are in real trouble - if not this season, next. Their name alone may not be alone enough to save them.

[Lazarus]

Every week its like that Any and Dec meme - "Now tell them youre closing the canteen".

 

Does anyone know if hes asked the Glazers to skip their dividend payments for a year or 2?

[McDog]

2 minutes ago, Lazarus said:

Every week its like that Any and Dec meme - "Now tell them youre closing the canteen".

 

Does anyone know if hes asked the Glazers to skip their dividend payments for a year or 2?

 

 

They might offer it up pre-emptively.