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2 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:


Aye, I’m going to slip into my jarmies soon and get into my scratcher alone again tonight never having experienced the sweet scent of being in bed next to female skin, but I can take solace in the amount of lasses I’ve xScuttled 

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, bobbydazzla said:


New manager ?

 

Not for me

 

And if anyone asks, is there anything I'd like to see from Howe?

 

He still 100% has my backing, I think when he has achieved what he has then I'm willing to allow him an off season (which btw isn't quite as off as some would make you think) but I'd love to see the following improvements/changes

 

1) Better with rotation, I'd much rather he gets us to a place where the rotation is more subtle, changing 2 players at most (unless it's a cup game against lower league opposition) rather than often changing the full front 3

2) He's never liked a DM and it's something I believe limits us, I'm hoping his eyes have opened to that and in the summer we get one

3) Similar to above, would love us to get an AM, someone that plays between the lines and causes opposition problems. That player can be someone that is also comfortable playing in a 3 if needs be  

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1 minute ago, Smal said:

 

it says on average that we lose the ball and win it back in the same area of the pitch as the best teams in the league and not much else really.

 

We are not scoring in line with the chances we create and we are letting in more than the chances created against us suggest we should.

 

We have bad keepers and bad strikers. That’s what the eye test says and the data backs it up.

 

I see general play as a league wide issue. Arsenal are absolutely revolting to watch, Liverpool are not good to watch, Aston Villa are not good to watch, Man U are 4th or something. Mackems are every bit as bad as Burnley to watch but are top half. Tactically the game is in an awful place.


The defensive line one I mean? Is that not the average position of our line vs theirs? Surely not purely down to winning the ball back? 
 

Agree with the last paragraph BTW. The prem has been crap and all

about closing space and playing for set pieces. But then I don’t think we’ve adapted and that’s our fault. 
 

We seem to play the same way every week and haven’t changed approach much since last season. I suppose the odd switch to 3 at the back. Which I think has probably been better this season than last. In fairness, our corners finally look threatening now and then, at least. 
 

One man team after all……

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1 minute ago, Lush Vlad said:

The defensive line one I mean? Is that not the average position of our line vs theirs? Surely not purely down to winning the ball back? 

 

the axes are defined as 

 

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The average distance (in meters) from a team's goal to where its defensive actions occur.

 

so it’s the average distance from your own goal where you make a tackle/block/interception rather than literally where the last line of defence actually positions itself.

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7 minutes ago, Geordie Ahmed said:

 

Not for me

 

And if anyone asks, is there anything I'd like to see from Howe?

 

He still 100% has my backing, I think when he has achieved what he has then I'm willing to allow him an off season (which btw isn't quite as off as some would make you think) but I'd love to see the following improvements/changes

 

1) Better with rotation, I'd much rather he gets us to a place where the rotation is more subtle, changing 2 players at most (unless it's a cup game against lower league opposition) rather than often changing the full front 3

2) He's never liked a DM and it's something I believe limits us, I'm hoping his eyes have opened to that and in the summer we get one

3) Similar to above, would love us to get an AM, someone that plays between the lines and causes opposition problems. That player can be someone that is also comfortable playing in a 3 if needs be  


New assistant manger ? 

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12 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

Aye, I’m going to put on my jarmies soon and get into my scratcher alone again tonight having never experienced the sweet scent of a female in my boudoir, but I can take solace in the amount of lasses I’ve xScuttled 

 

I've actually been taking solace in this without being able to name it :lol:

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2 minutes ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

I never wanted Jones so happy to peddle him as a blood sacrifice. 


Poor Curtis. 

 

Cunts not even signed and you’ve already sacrificed him. 
 

With friends like that who needs enemies. 

 

 

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If this isn’t the summer to overhaul our squad then I don’t know which is:

 

We have a CEO in place, a DOF, Analysts galore - all plans should be in place 

 

It’s time to be utterly ruthless I don’t give a damn about how many: 

 

Surplus - Ramsdale, (Gillespie, Ruddy), Kraft, Trippier, Willock, Big Joe, J Murphy, Wissa, Osula 

 

GK, RB, CB, LB, 6, creative 8, RW, CF, CF

 

Thats the scale of the job - the RB and LB being clever signings - like Bournemouth when they bought Gimenez and Truffert for 30m combined - Methaelie being our LB purchase 

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I think Howe would dead against such a big turnover of players. On top of that you have the issue of him only being interested an incredibly tiny pool of players to pick from.

Absolutely pointless signing players he doesn’t want or won’t use.

Wastes the clubs money and undermines him. Lose - lose.

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Wrong thread.

 

In terms of the summer, (financial aside) not being in the Champions League probably does us a favour, giving us a bit longer to rebuild the squad depth.

 

Goalkeepers 

 

A new first team goalkeeper is priority for me. I imagine we send Ramsdale packing, so whether we need further reinforcements depends on Pope's appetite to sit on the bench.

 

Full back

 

Depends on Tino. If he decides to stay, with no Champions League, one young full back to cover him and Hall would be fine. It'd be nice to see Shahar given minutes given his age and the stage of his development.

 

Centre back 

 

Thiaw, Botman and Burn is solid. It sounds like Schar will be off, so cover for RCB will be needed.

 

Wingers

 

I'd stick with what we have for the time being. Granted, if a big offer comes in for Gordon, I wouldn't say no.

 

Centre midfield 

 

This is the trickiest part to manage for me. In an ideal world, we'd sell Joelinton and Willock and bring in a new first player, but it sounds like Tonali and his agent might kibosh that. That would likely mean that we need to hang on to Joelinton for the time being. A new first team centre midfielder is the other priority though.

 

Strikers

 

I assume Osula will leave for first team opportunities and if Saudi come knocking for Wissa again, it has to be considered. Either way, a young, flexible forward wouldn't go a miss.

 

In summary 

 

First team: goal keeper and centre midfield 

 

Development/rotation option: full back, centre back and forward

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1 hour ago, Lotus said:

I think Howe would dead against such a big turnover of players. On top of that you have the issue of him only being interested an incredibly tiny pool of players to pick from.

Absolutely pointless signing players he doesn’t want or won’t use.

Wastes the clubs money and undermines him. Lose - lose.

If the requirement for us to move forward is to have a big transitional summer where the deadwood needs to move then so be it - Whether EH likes it or not its tough shit imo - the club needs to implement a strategy 

 

GK (first choice) - RB - LB are basic requirements as there is no cover - send Ramsdale back 

 

CB - we are crying out for someone with pace and power 

 

Willock offers nothing 

Big Joe - it’s time to move him on - best time to sell 

 

J Murphy - time is up for him - we need a left footed technical winger 

 

Wissa/Osula - cash in on both 

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11 minutes ago, Mikky said:

If the requirement for us to move forward is to have a big transitional summer where the deadwood needs to move then so be it - Whether EH likes it or not its tough shit imo - the club needs to implement a strategy 

 

GK (first choice) - RB - LB are basic requirements as there is no cover - send Ramsdale back 

 

CB - we are crying out for someone with pace and power 

 

Willock offers nothing 

Big Joe - it’s time to move him on - best time to sell 

 

J Murphy - time is up for him - we need a left footed technical winger 

 

Wissa/Osula - cash in on both 

I wouldn't sell Joelinton or Murphy. Since the advent of Data science, PSR and Sporting Directors, you don't see older players going for much money these days (think of Nicky Butt and Alan Smith at Newcastle back in the day).

 

What would we get for those two, say around £20 million from a promoted side who want PL experience? Just not worth selling them as they can still give something to the team.

 

I know we have to be better sellers but it's not in terms of selling players just past their best as I don't think that market exists like it used to. It's more to do with a constant flow of transfers similar to Minteh, Kelly and possibly Osula. That's why it's hugely important we have Sporting Director in place long term to kickstart that strategy.

 

Of the established players, I'd definitely get rid of Willock as I just don't rate him at all. 

 

I could definitely see Wissa going, similar to Wood if the right offer came in.

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1 hour ago, macphisto said:

I wouldn't sell Joelinton or Murphy. Since the advent of Data science, PSR and Sporting Directors, you don't see older players going for much money these days (think of Nicky Butt and Alan Smith at Newcastle back in the day).

 

What would we get for those two, say around £20 million from a promoted side who want PL experience? Just not worth selling them as they can still give something to the team.

 

I know we have to be better sellers but it's not in terms of selling players just past their best as I don't think that market exists like it used to. It's more to do with a constant flow of transfers similar to Minteh, Kelly and possibly Osula. That's why it's hugely important we have Sporting Director in place long term to kickstart that strategy.

 

Of the established players, I'd definitely get rid of Willock as I just don't rate him at all. 

 

I could definitely see Wissa going, similar to Wood if the right offer came in.


Sell Big Joe and Wissa to Saudi

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7 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

Don't think we can afford to sell Big Joe if Tonali decides to go.

I’d be standing firm with Sandro - he owes a debt to us - 26/27 he stays whether he likes it or not - No pissing about this time

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I’d not be against us playing underdog football again and just trying to do teams on the counter.


Spurs probably need a win on Tuesday, sit back and let them have the ball.

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27 minutes ago, Rich said:

Just looked like the 4-3-3 with Woltemade in the Joelinton role to me, mind.


Eddie’s just confirmed this in his post match interview. 

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