toontownman Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 No interest in winning a Cup No interest in qualifying for Europe No interest in developing a squad No interest in developing young players No interest in entertaining paying fans No interest in moving the club forward a single inch. It's a pointless exercise to actively follow this club. They're like a ropey film I've muted whilst I'm doing other things, it's still ticking over in the background but I'm barely noticing it. This right here, this is it in a nutshell (unfortunately) Looks good enough to be on a banner for the first home game! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 You really know how next season will go, personally i can see us starting well (Man City aside), playing decent stuff but as soon as we get humped, as we will with a defence as bad as ours, and the lack of cover in front of them because of fucknuggets tactics. Fucknugget will panic and switch to what he thinks is a tighter formation. And then see that concede goal after goal. Switch again, decent stuff and results for a bit, heavy defeat....rinse and repeat. I'm not really sure how some still haven't seen that for themselves, and not spotted the limitations of Pardew's management and lack of bravery and blatant cowardice in his tactics. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Who hasn't realised that bimpy? It is written multiple times in every thread Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PineBarrens Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 If Pardew is as bad as most seem to think, why is Cabella joining us? He'll have had the chance to speak at length to Remy, Debuchy, Sissoko and Cabaye. It doesn't sound like they've given him a bad reference. As far as I'm concerned, Pardew still has something to prove, but this unrelenting negativity doesn't quite fit. For the avoidance of Doubt, Pardew is Mullins over Mascherano, Gosling over Ben Arfa, Elliott over the emergency pilot in Airplane!, Archer over Orwell, Big Country over the Ramones, Brighton Belles over Golden Girls, Barney the Dinosaur over Godzilla, In the Night Garden over Jamie and His Magic Torch, Kula Shaker over Super Furry Animals, Chris Evans over Howard Stern, The Business over the Long Good Friday and Williamson over Baresi - negative cunty bollocks 0 lollipops, sunshine, romance and common sense 4. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Maybe I'm a sap but a couple of more signings like this (forwards, mainly) and I'll be looking forward to our games next season. Yes, the manager is a turd and the owner isn't doing things the way we would like but I'm not capable of ignoring the club. Watching us, following us, match day - it's what Saturday's/weekends are all about, and it's all very well saying that you'll get involved again when the ownership changes but what if it never does? What if the next owner is like Cellino at Leeds or Tan at Cardiff? Obviously they are extreme examples and both complete lunatics but it could happen. I can understand not wanting to fuel Ashley's fortune and I don't support him in the slightest, but the prospect of not having that match day to look forward to is unfathomable to me. In many ways, the club have me by the balls and Ashley knows that. The Pardew thing has been done to death but it has been shown that if the players are good enough they can override his shitness, so more players of this ilk the better. In 6 months I'll no doubt be moaning that he is being played too deep/on the bench but that's future me's problem. Matchdays towards the end of last season were the pits. Days of dread then 90 minutes of wanting Newcastle to lose. That's why I packed it in. Still feels shite but the thought of watching an Alan Pardew team feels worse. That hasn't changed. First day, I'll be hoping for a City win. I want the best for NUFC and at present that is getting humiliated every game until he's gone. Fair points, 2014 matches have been a struggle. I struggle with wanting us to lose, just because I dread who the replacement would be. Ashley has dug up JFK twice and tried really hard to unleash O'Leary on us. I think we'd have to be relegated for him to be sacked - if there was a guarantee Ashley and Pardew would go then I'd take it, but sadly that is not a guarantee. How are any of those choices worse than Pardew though? I mean he's less obviously embarrassing but as a manager he's the fucking pitts, can't think of anyone worse. So you would take JFK over Pardew? I don't like Pardew, but that is absurd. O'Leary, well, after brummie's review of him I'm pleased we avoided him. The grass isn't always greener but when your grass is covered in shit anyway beggars can't be choosers I suppose. I dont want Kinnear, I just don't understand being scared of any alternatives. Even with Kinnear IMO the only way he's worse is that he's no good at convincing people he isn't shit, which apparently Pardew has a fucking PHD in. Make no mistake 99% of the grass is greener. In many ways that's better though, when Kinnear was boss/associated with the club we were an active joke. At least now we're only a joke to ourselves, everybody else has been blinded by Pardew's bullshit. As you say, seemingly Pardew can convince players he's not a total cunt, something Kinnear would probably struggle in. Jesus, this is grim no matter what way you look at it. Welcome Cabella Much better to have a manager who's unquestionably shit than this fraudster. At least the obviously shit manager gets sacked because everyone sees he's shit. We might look a joke for a bit until he's sacked but I'd take that over the horrendous limbo we're in now. Terrible manager who's enough of a bullshiter to keep a lot of people thinking he isn't terrible, that's as bad as it gets IMO. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Who hasn't realised that bimpy? It is written multiple times in every thread Don't you feckin start an all sunbeam It was for Cronkynutnuthead. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Who hasn't realised that bimpy? It is written multiple times in every thread Yeah I think most in this forum realise that , unfortunately plenty outside of this forum still think Pardews not the problem, its those foreigners Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Who hasn't realised that bimpy? It is written multiple times in every thread Don't you feckin start an all sunbeam It was for Cronkynutnuthead. Ah! Sorry love Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Who hasn't realised that bimpy? It is written multiple times in every thread Yeah I think most in this forum realise that , unfortunately plenty outside of this forum still think Pardews not the problem, its those foreigners Exactly, i'm sure there's plenty who visit this place but aren't signed up who think Pards is hard done to, and it's all Ashley's fault. Amazingly for me, i hope we have a cracker of a season and Ashley spends more money, i say that knowing it's absolutely not going to happen but i'd like to enjoy football for a while if possible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Who hasn't realised that bimpy? It is written multiple times in every thread Don't you feckin start an all sunbeam It was for Cronkynutnuthead. Ah! Sorry love It's alright, you may have missed the other night as to why i said that Only joking Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Anyway any update on this after the initial reports? Anyone actually seen the Montpellier president say the fee is definitely agreed? Just expecting to wake up to contradictory reports. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Who hasn't realised that bimpy? It is written multiple times in every thread Yeah I think most in this forum realise that , unfortunately plenty outside of this forum still think Pardews not the problem, its those foreigners Exactly, i'm sure there's plenty who visit this place but aren't signed up who think Pards is hard done to, and it's all Ashley's fault. Amazingly for me, i hope we have a cracker of a season and Ashley spends more money, i say that knowing it's absolutely not going to happen but i'd like to enjoy football for a while if possible. That's what it boils down to for me, they could put a poo throwing chimp in charge it's the result that dictates my mood on a Saturday night, no point getting bothered about the other stuff unless there's enough of an uprising to put serious pressure on. Would that risk upsetting the new signings though? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Who hasn't realised that bimpy? It is written multiple times in every thread Yeah I think most in this forum realise that , unfortunately plenty outside of this forum still think Pardews not the problem, its those foreigners Exactly, i'm sure there's plenty who visit this place but aren't signed up who think Pards is hard done to, and it's all Ashley's fault. Amazingly for me, i hope we have a cracker of a season and Ashley spends more money, i say that knowing it's absolutely not going to happen but i'd like to enjoy football for a while if possible. That's what it boils down to for me, they could put a poo throwing chimp in charge it's the result that dictates my mood on a Saturday night, no point getting bothered about the other stuff unless there's enough of an uprising to put serious pressure on. Would that risk upsetting the new signings though? I think most peoples attitudes are like they are because of what the board and Pardew himself have said. The obvious stuff about the cups and Pardew's lame excuse for the Europa league. It just leaves us with a weird situation of signing decent players like De Jong, Cabella, Janmaat, 2 strikers and hopefully Grenier if Ashley has gone mental. Then watching us bore our way to 9th, it's why there's a lack of excitement. We seem to be signing players to have a decent go at things, but the club and manager then doing/saying the opposite, it's just weird and baffling. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Fuck off to the 'Pardew makes me cut myself' thread with the Pardew shite. We've signed two players for actual money! Good players! And one of them's called Remy! Hopefully we'll transition to a 4-3-3 with Cabella on the left of a front 3 with HBA on the right and a new striker up top. SDJ sitting in behind them with Sissoko and Anita bossing the midfield. Unstoppable Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 If Pardew is as bad as most seem to think, why is Cabella joining us? He'll have had the chance to speak at length to Remy, Debuchy, Sissoko and Cabaye. It doesn't sound like they've given him a bad reference. As far as I'm concerned, Pardew still has something to prove, but this unrelenting negativity doesn't quite fit. Remy -> Liverpool/Arsenal (loads of money, winning stuff and Champions League football) Debuchy -> Arsenal (loads of money, winning stuff and Champions League football) Cabaye -> PSG (loads of money, winning stuff and Champions League football) Sissoko -> ? We tell them they can earn themselves a lucrative move to a proper club if they perform well for a year or two and get us the decent resale uplift that pays for the next player or three. We're Wigan Athletic in a bigger stadium. It's not rocket science. Wigan Athletic won the FA Cup just over a year ago. We're nothing like them. I was like "Damn!" When I read Dave's post. Then I read this and Daaaaaaaaamn. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Fuck off to the 'Pardew makes me cut myself' thread with the Pardew shite. We've signed two players for actual money! Good players! And one of them's called Remy! Hopefully we'll transition to a 4-3-3 with Cabella on the left of a front 3 with HBA on the right and a new striker up top. SDJ sitting in behind them with Sissoko and Anita bossing the midfield. Unstoppable I really hope we do go 4-3-3, still can't fathom why Pardew has refused to use it for so long. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 If Pardew is as bad as most seem to think, why is Cabella joining us? He'll have had the chance to speak at length to Remy, Debuchy, Sissoko and Cabaye. It doesn't sound like they've given him a bad reference. As far as I'm concerned, Pardew still has something to prove, but this unrelenting negativity doesn't quite fit. For the avoidance of Doubt, Pardew is Mullins over Mascherano, Gosling over Ben Arfa, Elliott over the emergency pilot in Airplane!, Archer over Orwell, Big Country over the Ramones, Brighton Belles over Golden Girls, Barney the Dinosaur over Godzilla, In the Night Garden over Jamie and His Magic Torch, Kula Shaker over Super Furry Animals, Chris Evans over Howard Stern, The Business over the Long Good Friday and Williamson over Baresi - negative cunty bollocks 0 lollipops, sunshine, romance and common sense 4. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 ⚕ Chris ⚕ @kicka11 10 mins Oh I love this quote: “As long as Pardew is in charge signing quality players will be like pouring perfume on a pig.”. #nufc Mission Hill, Boston Oh ffs, getting credit for my quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 To be fair it's from 'They Live' but still Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 So you nicked it from someone else and you're getting annoyed about your nicked joke getting nicked? Not trying to start a fight tonight btw, too world-weary at the minute. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pata Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Came here genuinely excited when I saw the title. The player wasn't mentioned once when I had a quick glance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicago_shearer Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 No reason to be negative now. The best part of the season is easily going to be designing these symmetrical, aggressive, 4-2-3-1, 4-3-3, 4-1-3-2 FM lineups where Ben Arfa is playing, Sissoko is playing in his best position and Cabella and De Jong are doing all the things they do in the video highlights, combining with the 20 goal a season striker we are getting. Before the actual real life football part, and the 90 minutes of losing possession, Colback lumping it forward and ultimately losing 0-1 to Hull. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 No reason to be negative now. The best part of the season is easily going to be designing these symmetrical, aggressive, 4-2-3-1, 4-3-3, 4-1-3-2 FM lineups where Ben Arfa is playing, Sissoko is playing in his best position and Cabella and De Jong are doing all the things they do in the video highlights, combining with the 20 goal a season striker we are getting. Before the actual real life football part, and the 90 minutes of losing possession, Colback lumping it forward and ultimately losing 0-1 to Hull. Giving blueprints to a blind man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 We should get that quote on a banner for the opening game of the season! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/8T5nk9z.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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