Newcastle United 0 - 3 Sunderland - 01/02/14- Post-bumming reaction from page 43

[Guest]

Quite apart from the derby record, today was our fourth home defeat on the bounce.

 

The game before that would have been another but Stoke had 2 men sent off when they were leading 1-0 and much the better side.

 

Aye but City wouldn't have been if the ref hadn't fucked up.

[Dyeyzzon]

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[Ryan_Taylor]

Clubs a complete shower of shit from top to bottom

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

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[littlelunchbox]

Absolutely awful. One of the worst performances i've ever seen from us. Long ball looks like it's returning as well, so chuffed because it served us brilliantly last season.

 

Aye, Happy Face won't be able to w*** over his long ball charts for much longer. Couple of weeks we'll be back to the top of the long ball table because we've lost one player.

 

I forgot about Happy Face's cheerful charts. We should all look at the bigger picture and pull out a spreadsheet and have a good w***.

 

fuck off. i wouldnt even wipe my bellend with a Happy Face cheerful chart, even if Ashley paid me.  no chance.

[TK-421]

http://imgur.com/KSBD1UT.png

 

 

  Hehe, he's a bit of a heedcase, and a liability at times, but we could do with the likes of Him and Nolan on days like today.

 

At least they knew what these matches mean. 

[littlelunchbox]

Nolan is fucking useless without a decent bean pole knocking the balls down for him.

[TK-421]

Nolan is f***ing useless without a decent bean pole knocking the balls down for him.

 

I meant more in terms of getting other players fired up for the occasion, and knowing the importance of the game.

 

Pardew certainly isn't able to do it!

[littlelunchbox]

Nolan is f***ing useless without a decent bean pole knocking the balls down for him.

 

I meant more in terms of getting other players fired up for the occasion, and knowing the importance of the game.

 

Pardew certainly isn't able to do it!

 

better off being an assistant coach then, f*** knows what the current ones we got do for the team.

[dinotheprehistoricgeordie]

That's our season officially over. Outclassed by relegation fodder on our own turf, with nothing else to play for. This club is dead until we get an owner who actually wants to compete in this league. At least we've pretty much ensured we have to do this again next season by giving the cunts 6 points. Fuck everything.

[TRC]

Was there any trouble in town?

[Mick]

Was there any trouble in town?

 

I only saw one person getting lifted and I still don't know how he managed it as he was on his own after the match and nowhere near anybody but coppers.

[midds]

Didn't see a scrap of bother. Worst bit was a bloke a few rows back kick the fuck out of his seat prior to leaving shortly after the third one.

[Ashley17]

What a pile of shite this was. Altidore was as expected Pele, Santon was Ali Dia.

[Mick]

What a pile of s**** this was. Altidore was as expected Pele, Santon was Ali Dia.

 

And Pardew was, em, Pardew.

[Tsunami]

Pile of shite. Perfect day for Ashley; the fans get humiliated , Europe. 3 points further off and he makes money. Pardew is safe as houses. Not good enough to win things, not big enough to complain.

 

[Mowen]

The booooos rain in from the status quo-accepting, pro-Pardew knuckle-draggers in the stands. Oh, what, you're not content with this performance? Short sighted fuckers.

 

I'm still absolutely raging about the pathetic excuse for a performance today but just thought I'd take time out to say this is arguably the worst post I've ever read on here. It's like "hundreds of billions" without being funny.

[Interpolic]

NUFC.com:

 

The 150th competitive Tyne-wear derby ended in a deserved defeat for Newcastle on Saturday, as the mackems made it three successive wins over their deadliest rivals for the first time in ninety years.

 

The last two derby meetings had seen dubious refereeing decisions leave United nursing a sense of injustice, but there was absolutely no doubt this time as a complete non-performance from the home side was duly punished.

 

With Yoan Gouffran, Papiss Cisse and Loic Remy all absent, Alan Pardew opted for Shola Ameobi to lead the line, naming new loan arrival Luuk De Jong on the bench.

 

There was never any hint of a breakthrough for the home side though, before the yellow-clad mackems burst into the area on 19 minutes. Vurnon Anita illegally halted the run of Phil Bardsley and Fabio Borini netted the resultant penalty with ease in front of the Leazes End.

 

Before anything approaching a comeback was sighted, the visitors swarmed forward again and Jack Colback's shot was deflected for Adam Johnson to knock home. 

 

Entirely justified boos and abuse accompanied the half time whistle after a stunningly inept display from the home side that lacked strength, application, leadership, pace and desire. Quite simply, we did nothing properly.

 

A raft of alleged international players not only showed little appetite and no desire to chase lost causes, but also a criminal lack of commitment and talent. Poor decision-making across a jittery back four was echoed by bone-headed attempts at crossing and passing, while the departure of our dead ball expert made free kicks and corners a total waste of time. 

 

De Jong replaced Sammy Ameobi for the second half with Ben Arfa switching to the left flank, but the improvement was only marginal - Mannone stretched on just one occasion when Tiote's shot was on target.

 

Without building any momentum, United did contrive to deliver the ball into the mackem box on a few occasions. None of the half-chances created were converted though and a major let-off at the other end saw Johnson smack his curling effort off a post. 

 

Any lingering hopes of a late revival by United were then extinguished after 80 minutes, when Ben Arfa weakly surrendered possession on halfway and Jack Colback swept the ball home after an upfield break to give the mackems a three goal advantage here once again.

 

Before the game could restart, one home fan made it on to the pitch and attempted to hand his season ticket to Pardew before stewards intervened. 

 

A second pitch invader then appeared to hoof the match ball away before being apprehended and a third received similar treatment following the final whistle.

 

Some post-match confrontations between home followers and police in the city were reported, but nothing on a par with the scenes witnessed here last time thankfully. 

 

Statistics show a fourth successive home defeat in all competitions and a third in the Premier League without scoring, but beyond that lies an overwhelming sense of gloom across Tyneside following the sale of Cabaye and completely predictable failure to sign a replacement.

 

The atmosphere was apprehensive and scarcely got any better on a day when a collective uplift from the team was desperately required. Those clad in black and white though chose to post a woefully clueless performance that wouldn't have been acceptable in a pre-season friendly, let alone a match of this magnitude.

 

Here's another stat: in four games when they faced each other in the dugout, it's Poyet 4 Pardew 0. Sadly lacking in tactical prowess, the United boss again demonstrated that his motivational qualities are as poor for derby matches as for cup ties. God alone knows what those next to him on the bench bring to the party.

 

Add in unconvincing attempts to defend his superiors and any credibility he had is draining away at a rate of knots. Were our current manager to disappear tonight and never be seen again, barely an eyebrow would be raised.

 

The issues at hand are far, far bigger than him though and swapping him for the next out of work boss prepared to be hung out to dry by his employer. Ironically enough, that successor looked as if it may have been Poyet at one point between his Brighton exit and mackem move.

 

And here's some more bad news - there's no more chance of Hatem Ben Arfa inspiring his colleagues and filling the vacant midfield creator slot than another busted flush Sylvain Marveaux, introduced here for his first league appearance in over four months. It showed. 

 

As was the case at the stadium of plight last October, a thoroughly average mackem side collected three points gifted to them by their generous regional rivals, earning their win thanks to a measure application and composure completely lacking by the team higher up the table.

 

Toon fans can feel aggrieved by the transfer dealings (or lack of them), but a large chunk of blame has to lie on the field for a woeful performance. Lacking conviction to a criminal degree, this was simply shameful.

[WarrenBartonCentrePartin]

As if it were possible to be set up more appallingly than last year.

 

Cheers Alan.  I've always thought Davide Santon was mint defensively and like you never once thought sunderland used effective wide men to create space.  I appreciate your philosophy of playing to our own strengths before combatting the opposition. Xxxxxxxxx

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

NUFC.com:

 

The 150th competitive Tyne-wear derby ended in a deserved defeat for Newcastle on Saturday, as the mackems made it three successive wins over their deadliest rivals for the first time in ninety years.

 

The last two derby meetings had seen dubious refereeing decisions leave United nursing a sense of injustice, but there was absolutely no doubt this time as a complete non-performance from the home side was duly punished.

 

With Yoan Gouffran, Papiss Cisse and Loic Remy all absent, Alan Pardew opted for Shola Ameobi to lead the line, naming new loan arrival Luuk De Jong on the bench.

 

There was never any hint of a breakthrough for the home side though, before the yellow-clad mackems burst into the area on 19 minutes. Vurnon Anita illegally halted the run of Phil Bardsley and Fabio Borini netted the resultant penalty with ease in front of the Leazes End.

 

Before anything approaching a comeback was sighted, the visitors swarmed forward again and Jack Colback's shot was deflected for Adam Johnson to knock home. 

 

Entirely justified boos and abuse accompanied the half time whistle after a stunningly inept display from the home side that lacked strength, application, leadership, pace and desire. Quite simply, we did nothing properly.

 

A raft of alleged international players not only showed little appetite and no desire to chase lost causes, but also a criminal lack of commitment and talent. Poor decision-making across a jittery back four was echoed by bone-headed attempts at crossing and passing, while the departure of our dead ball expert made free kicks and corners a total waste of time. 

 

De Jong replaced Sammy Ameobi for the second half with Ben Arfa switching to the left flank, but the improvement was only marginal - Mannone stretched on just one occasion when Tiote's shot was on target.

 

Without building any momentum, United did contrive to deliver the ball into the mackem box on a few occasions. None of the half-chances created were converted though and a major let-off at the other end saw Johnson smack his curling effort off a post. 

 

Any lingering hopes of a late revival by United were then extinguished after 80 minutes, when Ben Arfa weakly surrendered possession on halfway and Jack Colback swept the ball home after an upfield break to give the mackems a three goal advantage here once again.

 

Before the game could restart, one home fan made it on to the pitch and attempted to hand his season ticket to Pardew before stewards intervened. 

 

A second pitch invader then appeared to hoof the match ball away before being apprehended and a third received similar treatment following the final whistle.

 

Some post-match confrontations between home followers and police in the city were reported, but nothing on a par with the scenes witnessed here last time thankfully. 

 

Statistics show a fourth successive home defeat in all competitions and a third in the Premier League without scoring, but beyond that lies an overwhelming sense of gloom across Tyneside following the sale of Cabaye and completely predictable failure to sign a replacement.

 

The atmosphere was apprehensive and scarcely got any better on a day when a collective uplift from the team was desperately required. Those clad in black and white though chose to post a woefully clueless performance that wouldn't have been acceptable in a pre-season friendly, let alone a match of this magnitude.

 

Here's another stat: in four games when they faced each other in the dugout, it's Poyet 4 Pardew 0. Sadly lacking in tactical prowess, the United boss again demonstrated that his motivational qualities are as poor for derby matches as for cup ties. God alone knows what those next to him on the bench bring to the party.

 

Add in unconvincing attempts to defend his superiors and any credibility he had is draining away at a rate of knots. Were our current manager to disappear tonight and never be seen again, barely an eyebrow would be raised.

 

The issues at hand are far, far bigger than him though and swapping him for the next out of work boss prepared to be hung out to dry by his employer. Ironically enough, that successor looked as if it may have been Poyet at one point between his Brighton exit and mackem move.

 

And here's some more bad news - there's no more chance of Hatem Ben Arfa inspiring his colleagues and filling the vacant midfield creator slot than another busted flush Sylvain Marveaux, introduced here for his first league appearance in over four months. It showed. 

 

As was the case at the stadium of plight last October, a thoroughly average mackem side collected three points gifted to them by their generous regional rivals, earning their win thanks to a measure application and composure completely lacking by the team higher up the table.

 

Toon fans can feel aggrieved by the transfer dealings (or lack of them), but a large chunk of blame has to lie on the field for a woeful performance. Lacking conviction to a criminal degree, this was simply shameful.

 

Disco writing for .com now?

 

Agree with all of that, like.

[Interpolic]

I agree with it on the whole too, and at last they've seen fit to have a pop at the manager.

[Guest Howaythetoon]

Wow that was bad.

 

Krul, Sammy, Dummet when he came on and Tiote and Anita can hold their heads up a bit, for their efforts. The rest were abysmal.

 

The mackems weren't even great, but they moved the ball around well, took their chances well and didn't panic. We came out like frightened rabbits, hoofed it from the start and were shit scared all game. This was an easy victory for them.

[TaylorJ_01]

Tiote was ruddy minging.

[alexf]

I would hate to imagine what this team would be like if they had ever made a cup final. Bunch of bottlers, led by a piss poor negative fuck of a manager.

[Guest Howaythetoon]

Tiote was ruddy minging.

 

He wasn't good I know, but he kept going, tried to take the game to them and did his best out there despite clearly not playing his best stuff. Others simply shrank and disappeared, namely our entire back-four and HBA.