Guest Gino14 Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 The incompetence of that is staggering. Might as well ask me if I could beat Captain America in a fight. If I said yes do you think he'd sponsor me for an MMA career? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 "You shit like?" "Nah" "Ah right, crack on then" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gomez Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 He's a deer in the headlights. He preaches a long term vision and prudence, that's just resulted in him not making ANY decision at all, hoping we'll limp to survival again. Seems like he has no balls whatsoever to make any decision. Mustn't get off on Ashley's nipple clamps like Lambias did... *ALLEGEDLY* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I rember when we were in trouble years ago and the massive, brave decision was taken to give an SOS to Keegan to save us. Wimpy, gutless Charnley just fiddles as Rome burns. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-offered-services-champions-league-9188813 United’s managing director Lee Charnley asked Carver three questions – could he handle the criticism, keep the team up and win back the dressing room. The head coach, who did not offer his resignation on Sunday or Monday, answered yes to all three and that satisfied the demands of Charnley, who is also under pressure after admitting to “mistakes” that have pushed Newcastle towards the brink of a relegation fight. "brink"? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GideonShandy Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 "You s*** like?" "Nah" "Ah right, crack on then" Spot on. Football club management strategy straight out of Monty Python: Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid. Bridgekeeper: What... is your name? Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot. Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest? Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail. Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour? Sir Lancelot: Blue. Bridgekeeper: Right. Off you go. Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. [Crosses the bridge] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 "You s*** like?" "Nah" "Ah right, crack on then" Spot on. Football club management strategy straight out of Monty Python: Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid. Bridgekeeper: What... is your name? Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot. Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest? Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail. Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour? Sir Lancelot: Blue. Bridgekeeper: Right. Off you go. Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. [Crosses the bridge] I can just imagine Remi Garde's interview now: Charnley: What s your name? Garde: Remi Garde of France Charnley: what is your quest? Garde: to manage Newcastle Charnley: what is your favourite colour Garde: Blue! No! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Ni Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Ni Maybe the fans need to shout Ni at Mike Ashley and LeeCharnley until they get us a decent playing squad, a competent manager, and........ A SHRUBERRY! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Getting his own back for all the abusive texts iyam Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest axel Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Apparently the club is calling people who texted Charnley Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Apparently the club is calling people who texted Charnley ....and saying what? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
healthyaddiction Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Threatening to contact the police according to @nufc_stats Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Threatening to contact the police according to @nufc_stats So he hasn't even got the balls to follow through with that either. What a guy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I wonder if they are paying the tea-lady overtime to make the calls? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Threatening to contact the police according to @nufc_stats Since when is it illegal to make a phonecall? Utter fucking melts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleBingo Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Apparently the club is calling people who texted Charnley Please tell me that is true?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Threatening to contact the police according to @nufc_stats In the current climate. Thick cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Not that I doubt Charley is a petty little tit, but NUFCStats have got history for listening to nonsense itk stuff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Glad I didn't send him a picture of my cock now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Glad I didn't send him a picture of my cock now. Wonder how many others actually did Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Ah bollocks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Ah bollocks. Didn't even think of sending them, hadn't trimmed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Does he deserve manscaped nuts? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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