Mike Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 please try, I've discovered a way to turn tedium into pizza and I'm starving Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 A reminder. This is from ages ago, but if we were to update it, it would work even more in HBA's favour considering the staggering ineptitude of the alternatives. FWIW, I worked this out the other week for all these '1 game in 10' idiots. Gouffran and Sissoko's stats are slightly out as a result, but neither have scored since, so if anything it's doing them a favour. Mata's is out as well because he's scored against Liverpool since this. HBA (48 starts) 1 goal per 3.5 PL starts 1 assist per 4 PL starts Gouffran (56 starts) 1 goal per 6 PL starts 1 assist per PL 14 starts Obertan (26 starts) 1 goal per 13 PL starts 1 assist per 4 PL starts R. Taylor (31 starts) 1 goal per 10 PL starts 1 assist per 6 PL starts Sissoko (61 starts) 1 goal per 8 PL starts 1 assist per 7 PL starts ...and now just for fun, compare him to an undoubtedly world class player, about the same age, playing in the same position, dropped for apparently not tracking back and being lazy, recently sold for £37 million. Juan Mata (96 starts) 1 goal per 3.5 PL starts 1 assist per 3 PL starts. Good post but Mata is not world class. That's from nearly a year ago like, it was when Mourinho wasn't playing him despite him having had a great season previously. Personally think he's world class like, but everyone looks boring in that boring Man United team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootGol Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Just been called up for France for their friendlies against England and Germany Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Hope he Mullers Germany. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Just been called up for France for their friendlies against England and Germany Get in! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Absolutely chuffed for him. Pardew is a fucking prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Fanticising about him scoring against England now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Fucking GET IN! Gonna have to get a Benny France shirt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 I might go the France game now, any takers? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hughesy Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Brilliant - really hope he impresses. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Is Sammy Ameobi or Raylor playing for England in this friendly? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Brilliant - really hope he impresses. This! A big fuck you to some people! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Is Sammy Ameobi or Raylor playing for England in this friendly? #wait Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Ideal scenario is that he plays against England, tears us a new one and Pardew is one of the 'pundits' in the studio. The presenter hammers him for letting Ben Arfa go. If only. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 And we gave him away, for free! All this because the ugliest disgusting self loving egoistic cunt ever, wanted him gone! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 would love to see steve bruce's face if he scored Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 I didn't realise it was against England too Please fucking score 1000 goals. Please please please. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 would love to see steve bruce's face if he scored Would still look like a fucking baked potato on an unfit hippos neck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Or Pardew miraculously gets the England job and he tears his side to pieces, scores a hatrick and the winning goal which sends the French fans into a frenzy causing a piece of the stadium to loosen and fall onto of The King, killing him instantly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Ideal scenario is that he plays against England, tears us a new one and Pardew is one of the 'pundits' in the studio. The presenter hammers him for letting Ben Arfa go. If only. "trust me, oi wish oid seen dat kinda application from im when oi woz iz gaffer" (Hearty laughs. Ian Wright heard saying "fackin forrins" under his breath, then they move on to talking about Rooney again). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Couldn't even get a game for Hull though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 People who bought Pardew's propaganda about HBA have a special place reserved on the Darwin Awards list. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 That shirt is lush. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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