sempuki Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Bet we charged him for the stadium tour No doubt. Poor sod only gets 600 Euros per month too. Probably had to get a wonga loan for his flight back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Doubt we'll ever see the kid in the first team. Maybe in the League Cup as a late sub. Feel like I've been Pardewed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Doubt we'll ever see the kid in the first team. Maybe in the League Cup as a late sub. Feel like I've been Pardewed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/N3r9SFT.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/nggAkHa.jpg Put him by all the current NUFC greats Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 If he is pictured with Beardsley does that mean he is going to be with the development squad? No king in sight although he may have been busy rimming his master. When did this King stuff start man ? http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/alan-pardew-headbutt-newcastle-not-3203713 And Pardew’s chief problem appears to be he has none. From his West Ham days, comes an extraordinary anecdote courtesy of club photographer Steve Bacon, one of several staff to dine with Pardew in a hotel before a game at Sunderland. “When the gaffer sat down with his backroom team, deciding on his order, he asked fitness coach Tony Strudwick what he was getting – and told him he’d take it if it looked good. “When the meals arrived, Pards said to Tony, ‘Yours looks better, I’m having that,’ and swapped plates. “I told him you can’t just take someone else’s dinner. Pards retorted, ‘When you’re the king, you can do anything’.” still kills me. "When you're the king you can do anything" FFS The thought of Pardew hearing the ei-ei-ei-o chant "Pardew is our King" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Here's your crown, King Nothing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordie_b Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Someone photoshop "Ayoze in Newcastle wants Pardew Out" onto that shirt and quickly ffs. Done! http://i.imgur.com/BeKBJCz.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Someone photoshop "Ayoze in Newcastle wants Pardew Out" onto that shirt and quickly ffs. Done! http://i.imgur.com/BeKBJCz.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Someone photoshop "Ayoze in Newcastle wants Pardew Out" onto that shirt and quickly ffs. Done! http://i.imgur.com/BeKBJCz.png Please stick it on Twitter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Spanish Ross McCormack. Real Ross McCormacks are expensive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Tweeted that like (with credit to geordie_b, obvz). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 I hope we don't ruin his career Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Someone photoshop "Ayoze in Newcastle wants Pardew Out" onto that shirt and quickly ffs. Done! http://i.imgur.com/BeKBJCz.png Please stick it on Twitter. Nice one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 That pic's had about 9 RT's already. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 That is superb Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 His strides are uglier than Pedro. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 I don't like his hair, cunt. Too sensible? He looks like he walked straight off 'The Only Way Is Essex' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 this thread is full of miserable twats tonight Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/nggAkHa.jpg Put him by all the current NUFC greats :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Man, I'd be so intrigued and excited by this player under better circumstances. Now I kinda just dislike him since he'll be playing under Pardew and Pardew taints everything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Bet he walked in that room and seen the shirts and went, Ruined, Ruined, Ruined, Shit, Shit, Cunt, Shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Bet he walked in that room and seen the shirts and went, Ruined, Ruined, Ruined, Shit, Shit, Cunt, Shit. Pardewed before he's even met the manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Bet he walked in that room and seen the shirts and went, Ruined, Ruined, Ruined, s***, s***, c***, s***. Pardewed before he's even met the manager. Urgh, makes you sick. Imagine the first training session with Pardew man. Bet it is like that scene from 'Goal' where he shows him passing is quicker than dribbling the ball towards goal. Except Pards will be shouting HOOF! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Bet he walked in that room and seen the shirts and went, Ruined, Ruined, Ruined, s***, s***, c***, s***. Pardewed before he's even met the manager. Urgh, makes you sick. Imagine the first training session with Pardew man. Bet it is like that scene from 'Goal' where he shows him passing is quicker than dribbling the ball towards goal. Except Pards will be shouting HOOF! Pat yurr facking laces fru it boy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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