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Ayozé Pérez (now playing for Villarreal)


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Bet he walked in that room and seen the shirts and went, Ruined, Ruined, Ruined, s***, s***, c***, s***.

 

Pardewed before he's even met the manager.

 

Urgh, makes you sick. Imagine the first training session with Pardew man. Bet it is like that scene from 'Goal' where he shows him passing is quicker than dribbling the ball towards goal. Except Pards will be shouting HOOF!

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Bet he walked in that room and seen the shirts and went, Ruined, Ruined, Ruined, s***, s***, c***, s***.

 

Pardewed before he's even met the manager.

 

Urgh, makes you sick. Imagine the first training session with Pardew man. Bet it is like that scene from 'Goal' where he shows him passing is quicker than dribbling the ball towards goal. Except Pards will be shouting HOOF!

 

Pat yurr facking laces fru it boy.

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Someone photoshop "Ayoze in Newcastle wants Pardew Out" onto that shirt and quickly ffs.

 

Done!

 

http://i.imgur.com/BeKBJCz.png

 

Feel like you got too much credit for this. You didn't even do it right! It was a pretty simple instruction too. Awful.

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Bet he walked in that room and seen the shirts and went, Ruined, Ruined, Ruined, s***, s***, c***, s***.

 

Pardewed before he's even met the manager.

 

Urgh, makes you sick. Imagine the first training session with Pardew man. Bet it is like that scene from 'Goal' where he shows him passing is quicker than dribbling the ball towards goal. Except Pards will be shouting HOOF!

 

Pat yurr facking laces fru it boy.

 

- Now imagine Pardew shouting HOOFING IS QUICKER THAN RUNNING. MUG!  O0
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Maybe Pardew's been duped big time here. Ashley went into the emergency fund.

 

 

'Alan, I've bought you a new player'

'Really? Who is it?'

'Aaa, Jose'

'You've re-signed Jose? Another left-back! :)'

....

'Ah so you tricked us'

'Well I thought if I said Ayoze some Spanish kid you wouldn't have stayed'

'Yes I would have'

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Guest bimpy474

I will be proud to see him play for Liverpool or Chelsea in a couple of years.

 

I'd be pretty amazed if he progressed that much.

 

I was trying to be optimistic like.

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