Ronaldo Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 He's Nigerian, if that helps. Case closed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 This guy is just one of those smooth as silk types. You can just tell. If he comes around your girl, get a hold of her tight and flee the scene. You're a harmless and nice enough lad KaKa, but what on earth possesses you to write worthless fucking shit like this? Stealing this line for work. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 This guy is just one of those smooth as silk types. You can just tell. If he comes around your girl, get a hold of her tight and flee the scene. http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/157/jemb.jpg Oh, aye. Watch out lads. What is up with all our foreign players giving thumbs up every single time they are photographed? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 This guy is just one of those smooth as silk types. You can just tell. If he comes around your girl, get a hold of her tight and flee the scene. You're a harmless and nice enough lad KaKa, but what on earth possesses you to write worthless fucking shit like this? Stealing this line for work. Imagine that written in red pen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 This guy is just one of those smooth as silk types. You can just tell. If he comes around your girl, get a hold of her tight and flee the scene. You're a harmless and nice enough lad KaKa, but what on earth possesses you to write worthless fucking shit like this? Stealing this line for work. Imagine that written in red pen. Kallum, what the fuck are you doing? You've got the Opposite and the Adjacent - why the fuck are you using Cosine? Eh? Daft cunt. Fuck off man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 This guy is just one of those smooth as silk types. You can just tell. If he comes around your girl, get a hold of her tight and flee the scene. You're a harmless and nice enough lad KaKa, but what on earth possesses you to write worthless f***ing s*** like this? Not sure Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Now look what you've done. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 This guy is just one of those smooth as silk types. You can just tell. If he comes around your girl, get a hold of her tight and flee the scene. You're a harmless and nice enough lad KaKa, but what on earth possesses you to write worthless fucking shit like this? Stealing this line for work. Imagine that written in red pen. Kallum, what the fuck are you doing? You've got the Opposite and the Adjacent - why the fuck are you using Cosine? Eh? Daft cunt. Fuck off man. You know, I've known for several years that Midds is a teacher. And I still can't imagine it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ndegwa Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Ronaldo man :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Pardew said: “I have been impressed with him pre-season. Since being with us he must have grown a centimetre in his body, also in muscle mass.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norseman Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 What is he even talking about? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Imagine him getting even even wider pockets, man! He'll be sold to Delta Airlines with huge profit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Imagine him getting even even wider pockets, man! He'll be sold to Delta Airlines with huge profit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memphis Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Centimetre of height, fine, but what is a centimetre of muscle mass? Are we measuring bicep size? 24-inch pythons like Hulk Hogan? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Newcastle United FC @NUFC 20m Congratulations to @AyozePG, who has today been called up to Spain's U21 squad for the first time: http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20140829/ayozes-spanish-selection_2281670_4107385 … #NUFC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Moving to Newcastle gives you international caps He's highly rated though, I hope he can thrive at your club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 He's highly rated though, I hope he can thrive at your club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Alan Pardew, destroying Spain's hopes for the 2018 WC. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Newcastle United FC @NUFC 20m Congratulations to @AyozePG, who has today been called up to Spain's U21 squad for the first time: http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20140829/ayozes-spanish-selection_2281670_4107385 … #NUFC Bound to get a chance with two matches in one day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Alan Pardew, destroying Spain's hopes for the 2018 WC. Is he really that hot of a prospect for you? I'd be sick if a young American went into Pardewland. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Alan Pardew, destroying Spain's hopes for the 2018 WC. He's done a fine job of destroying everyone else's hopes, so it's only fair. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Alan Pardew, destroying Spain's hopes for the 2018 WC. Is he really that hot of a prospect for you? I'd be sick if a young American went into Pardewland. He was easily one of the best players in Liga Adelante last season. The lad has come from nowhere, so you can never be sure whether it was just a hot season or he really exploded. A lot of people was surprised it went to you instead of being captured by one of the Spanish big clubs for their B teams, however. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 It Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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