AsprillasShinPad Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 I know a shop that still sells singles and a match for 10p Do they throw a stick of chewing gun in? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Ever wondered why it annoys you? Because your Mam has taken every dick im your neighbourhood? Is his goal celebration connected to that? Does she plug her ears or something too? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Embarrassing that he ever got booed onto the pitch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Shame that Aspriila Shin Pad bloke doesn't post anymore. Absolutely hated Ayoze Him and GeordieDean, probably doing the Dutch-rudder hate wanking over today’s goals. Gosh they posted some s**** about this lad GD especially, cyclical for him, every season he comes into this thread calling Ayoze the worst player to ever kick a ball, and then disappears as soon as Ayoze lights up the second half of the season. Edit: sorry, that’s Double Dutch Rudder, is what I meant: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Double%20Dutch%20Rudder&page=2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 It annoys me. Wish he’d stop doing it. I wish bellends wouldn't attend SJP and boo the team, some things are just gonna happen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 His celebration is fucking incredible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Stars without their make-up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Fucking hate that advert Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Absolutely love how much his celebration winds the knackers up, man. Utter, utter weirdos. And aye, that AA advert is all levels of wrong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 The insecure hard lads don't like his celebration because it reminds them that they were deeply wrong about something and they can't handle it. Doubling down on the 'our abuse made him play better' as well ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Personally think his upturn in form is down to Miggy's arrival, the 5-2-3 shape has helped a lot as well, but having another 10 type to share the load has done wonders for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Fucking hate that advert Absolutely love how much his celebration winds the knackers up, man. Utter, utter weirdos. And aye, that AA advert is all levels of wrong. I didn't mean for anyone to watch it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Pretty sure kenedy arriving last season had the same effect on his form Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GideonShandy Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 His play improved a lot after Ashley promised to take the team on holiday if they avoided relegation. Reckon that was an important motivating factor for a lot of the players tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 His play improved a lot after Ashley promised to take the team on holiday if they avoided relegation. Reckon that was an important motivating factor for a lot of the players tbh. Aye, and also the free pizza to keep morale up around mid-season. Wise investments! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pons Alias Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 I reckon that performance has sealed a move in the summer now. It'll be for something lowish like £20m. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odear Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Could see Arsenal or maybe Spurs going for him but I reckon he’ll be back to Spain if he leaves at all. He’s been here since he was a bairn practically. He’s got as much in common with the NE than he does with Spain at this stage. He’s benefitting from competent players up front with him but he’s also raised his game, he looks stronger, makes better decisions on the ball etc.. Maybe he’s drinking from the same fountain Diame did last year! ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 He'll stay if Rafa stays. Thanks and bye Ayoze. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 He'll stay if Rafa stays. Thanks and bye Ayoze. Truth Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 He’s been here since he was a bairn practically. He’s got as much in common with the NE than he does with Spain at this stage. I think that's a little over the top. He was 20 years old when he came here iirc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NobbyOhNobby Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 He’s been here since he was a bairn practically. He’s got as much in common with the NE than he does with Spain at this stage. I think that's a little over the top. He was 20 years old when he came here iirc. Five years in the toon has erased his heritage ??????????? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Puppets Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Could see Arsenal or maybe Spurs going for him but I reckon he’ll be back to Spain if he leaves at all. He’s been here since he was a bairn practically. He’s got as much in common with the NE than he does with Spain at this stage. He’s benefitting from competent players up front with him but he’s also raised his game, he looks stronger, makes better decisions on the ball etc.. Maybe he’s drinking from the same fountain Diame did last year! ? Arsenal or Spurs? ??? He’s a million miles away from the quality required to play for either of those teams. He’s done really well for the last three or four months, but let’s not forget that his default performance level is “weak as piss but a decent finisher”. Still don’t think he’s good enough for where we should be aiming, personally. He wouldn’t start for an Everton or Leicester for example. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleBingo Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 I just love it when certain players (or indeed the manager) make some of our 'fans' look like the absolutely clueless knackers they are. Beautiful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Puppets Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 I just love it when certain players (or indeed the manager) make some of our 'fans' look like the absolutely clueless knackers they are. Beautiful. Who’s clueless? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Arsenal or Spurs? ??? He’s a million miles away from the quality required to play for either of those teams. He’s done really well for the last three or four months, but let’s not forget that his default performance level is “weak as piss but a decent finisher”. Still don’t think he’s good enough for where we should be aiming, personally. He wouldn’t start for an Everton or Leicester for example. This is the most baffling post I’ve seen in a long time. It’s like arguing with a conspiracy theorist - two people looking at the same thing and seeing two different things. Wijnaldum and Sissoko both showed that our players can step up into bigger clubs () - and Ayoze is ahead of where either of those two were when they left. He’s never going to start for Barca or Real, but he could be a valuable player for the likes of Atleti or any of the other CL/EL chasing clubs. EDIT: Just saw your last line and realised how badly I’m wasting my time. Wouldn’t start for Leicester or Everton. You say so, buddy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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