Emmanuel Rivière

[Sima]

Fucking hopeless.

[Dave]

Yet another low cost striker underwhelms. Cheap strikers are cheap for a reason. Youngsters like Perez aside (doing far better than anyone could imagine), it's the one position where you have to spend money if you want results. We won't, the end.

 

Edit: forgot to mention striking lucky with free transfers nobody else wants.

[Ronaldo]

Yet another low cost striker underwhelms. Cheap strikers are cheap for a reason. Youngsters like Perez aside (doing far better than anyone could imagine), it's the one position where you have to spend money if you want results. We won't, the end.

 

On the other hand we could've easily had Ba and Remy for less than £10m combined.

[Pilko]

I've had more positive impact on this football match than this cunt has, simply by sitting in my pants eating Doritos and shouting "fuck off man" at the screen every so often.

[Guest Gino14]

Giving Altidore a run for his money as the striker everyone would want if they needed to lose a game.

[Pilko]

I absolutely fucking hate him already. He's like Gouffran MKIII; offers absolutely bugger all.

[matta]

shit

[Pilko]

Armstrong offered more attacking threat in about 15 minutes than this cunt did in over an hour. He's hopeless, I hate him.

[Dokko]

One of the worst signings we've made under Ashley.

[sempuki]

Just has nowt about him.

[Aiston]

So much flack for him yet he was far from our worst player.

[Pilko]

So much flack for him yet he was far from our worst player.

 

he must have touched the ball about five or six times all match, man.

[Dave]

Amazing goal line clearance mind. Just a pity it was at their end.

[Aiston]

So much flack for him yet he was far from our worst player.

 

he must have touched the ball about five or six times all match, man.

 

Aye, unfortunately the likes of Gouffran were setting Spurs attacks up and our defence (part from Haidara) gifting them goals.

[triggs]

So much flack for him yet he was far from our worst player.

It's not just because of this one game in isolation though

[Ronaldo]

Who knew a striker who could barely manage 1 in 4 in France would turn out to be utter bollocks.

[sempuki]

Who knew a striker who could barely manage 1 in 4 in France would turn out to be utter bollocks.

Not Pardew seemingly.

[bhoywhonder]

Sold a complete pup here, based on performances so far.

 

I stand to be corrected, but he stunk the place out with every touch (or lack thereof)

[Pilko]

We've spent £6m-odd on a less effective player than Shola. That in itself is a fucking incredible achievement.

[TRon]

Sold a complete pup here, based on performances so far.

 

I stand to be corrected, but he stunk the place out with every touch (or lack thereof)

 

Makes you wonder how bad Facundo Fereyra must be if he's worse than this lad.

[Twinport53]

He managed only 10 goals in a team with Joao Mouthinho and James Rodriguez providing assists. He was always going to be shite if he needed that kind of service just to score 10.

[Jesse Pinkman]

Shola Ameobi >

[Yorkie]

Not a clue what Carr was thinking with this one, like. He has absolutely nothing in his game.

[loki679]

I think he researched a lot of strikers, went into great depth learning about them and analysing their game.  He spoke to his contacts about each and presented a meticulously crafted dossier to our transfer team at which point we picked the cheapest one and threw the rest away.

[toon25]

I think he researched a lot of strikers, went into great depth learning about them and analysing their game.  He spoke to his contacts about each and presented a meticulously crafted dossier to our transfer team at which point we picked the cheapest one and threw the rest away.