Sima Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Fucking hopeless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Yet another low cost striker underwhelms. Cheap strikers are cheap for a reason. Youngsters like Perez aside (doing far better than anyone could imagine), it's the one position where you have to spend money if you want results. We won't, the end. Edit: forgot to mention striking lucky with free transfers nobody else wants. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Yet another low cost striker underwhelms. Cheap strikers are cheap for a reason. Youngsters like Perez aside (doing far better than anyone could imagine), it's the one position where you have to spend money if you want results. We won't, the end. On the other hand we could've easily had Ba and Remy for less than £10m combined. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 I've had more positive impact on this football match than this cunt has, simply by sitting in my pants eating Doritos and shouting "fuck off man" at the screen every so often. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gino14 Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Giving Altidore a run for his money as the striker everyone would want if they needed to lose a game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 I absolutely fucking hate him already. He's like Gouffran MKIII; offers absolutely bugger all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
matta Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 shit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Armstrong offered more attacking threat in about 15 minutes than this cunt did in over an hour. He's hopeless, I hate him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 One of the worst signings we've made under Ashley. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Just has nowt about him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiston Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 So much flack for him yet he was far from our worst player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 So much flack for him yet he was far from our worst player. he must have touched the ball about five or six times all match, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Amazing goal line clearance mind. Just a pity it was at their end. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiston Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 So much flack for him yet he was far from our worst player. he must have touched the ball about five or six times all match, man. Aye, unfortunately the likes of Gouffran were setting Spurs attacks up and our defence (part from Haidara) gifting them goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 So much flack for him yet he was far from our worst player. It's not just because of this one game in isolation though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Who knew a striker who could barely manage 1 in 4 in France would turn out to be utter bollocks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Who knew a striker who could barely manage 1 in 4 in France would turn out to be utter bollocks. Not Pardew seemingly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Sold a complete pup here, based on performances so far. I stand to be corrected, but he stunk the place out with every touch (or lack thereof) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 We've spent £6m-odd on a less effective player than Shola. That in itself is a fucking incredible achievement. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Sold a complete pup here, based on performances so far. I stand to be corrected, but he stunk the place out with every touch (or lack thereof) Makes you wonder how bad Facundo Fereyra must be if he's worse than this lad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 He managed only 10 goals in a team with Joao Mouthinho and James Rodriguez providing assists. He was always going to be shite if he needed that kind of service just to score 10. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesse Pinkman Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Shola Ameobi > Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Not a clue what Carr was thinking with this one, like. He has absolutely nothing in his game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 I think he researched a lot of strikers, went into great depth learning about them and analysing their game. He spoke to his contacts about each and presented a meticulously crafted dossier to our transfer team at which point we picked the cheapest one and threw the rest away. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 I think he researched a lot of strikers, went into great depth learning about them and analysing their game. He spoke to his contacts about each and presented a meticulously crafted dossier to our transfer team at which point we picked the cheapest one and threw the rest away. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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