toon25 Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Finished reading through Jack Flash's post. Fucking hell I'm glad to be rid of this cunt. Clearly though, he surrounds himself with cretins and yes men. Carver, stone and Woodman, happy to toe the line seeing as they've managed to avoid upsetting the King. Further evidence that these morons need to be moved on asap. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Stifler, you honestly should do YouTube videos. Oooo what's next week from Stifler. Oooo, 'how not to be a heavy wearer of shoes: from experience' cannit wait. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 I bet we've paid feck all. AP could have claimed constructive dismissal given the Geordie twats' hostility and Ashley's lack of support. Coming to Palace got Ashley out of a compensation problem so I bet it was handshakes all round and let's get the lawyers to sort out the details. This will be fun Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 They're hilarious, man. Absolutely no telling them at all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Someone needs to go on that Palace forum and show them what West Ham fans think of their messiah. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 They may have a lot of flags and bounce around, but they're fucking clueless about managers it seems. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Pardew gone and BM ain't dead?! How about today, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 So I can finally celebrate this then? :fwap: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 This guy's f***ing great He's an attention seeking bellend no better than Steve Wraith Don't like him but glad to see him dishing out some of Pardews awful stats. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DubblyDubblyDubbly Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Kevin Dillon, assistant coach to Pardew at Reading, on BBC Radio 5 live: "I think it's a perfect fit. I think Alan's done a great job at Newcastle after being there four years. They've played in Europe, he got manager of the year and recently manager of the month. "I worked for him for three years and he's the best coach I've worked with( He can only have worked with 1 then). He's hands on ( yer missus). He doesn't sit back and let things happen( he stands up and lets things happen) He comes up with the procedures and does the coaching himself (gawd help Palace)." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledGeordie Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 f*** me anyone would think we've just lost Carlo Ancelotti the way the press are going on The stuff Merson was coming out with too, dear oh dear. I mean honestly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heake Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 I've always put s**** press opinions (on our support) down to lazy journalists happy to buy into & perpetually peddle this 'daft northerners' & they're 'skewed view' on football. But I am actually now coming to the conclusion that most really aren't that bright & rather than just lazy, they're operating at the optimum level they're brains will allow. I was unfortunate enough to listen to John Cross from the mirror the other day on talkshite & he comes across as thick as f***ing mince. The level of (sports) journalism In this country is genuinely shocking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/140953/numa-numa-guy-o.gif http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1210076/dimitri-finds-out-about-o.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
merlin Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 There is something very very strange about the way the MSM are bigging up Pardew...anyone with his record at 4 different clubs would not have merited more than a couple of lines if he was going to a club like Palace but as has been said, anyone would think we were losing someone like Ferguson. It HAS to be with the aim of belittling NUFC and undoubtedly some of this has come from News International ; they were the ones who set up DSH and FF for the NOTW scam in 1998 and strangely enough, this was just after Sky had bought shares in MUFC and - yes - SAFC. Our reputation was trashed after that and the media have been on our case ever since Ashley took over, probably because they feared he would spend and make the club a force again - exactly why they need to do it now is beyond imagining..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andybiotics Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Finally confirmed by NUFC. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Finally. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 "It has been a privilege to manage Newcastle United and I want to thank my captain Fabricio Coloccini and all the players, John Carver, Steve Stone, Andy Woodman and all the staff, all of who have been outstanding servants to Newcastle United." "A special thanks also goes to the fans for all their support over the last four years. I must also thank Mike Ashley and the board for their unwavering support during my tenure at the Club." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Newcastle United can confirm that Alan Pardew has been released from his contract in order to be installed as the new manager of Crystal Palace. Pardew said: "It has been a privilege to manage Newcastle United and I want to thank my captain Fabricio Coloccini and all the players, John Carver, Steve Stone, Andy Woodman and all the staff, all of who have been outstanding servants to Newcastle United. "A special thanks also goes to the fans for all their support over the last four years. I must also thank Mike Ashley and the board for their unwavering support during my tenure at the Club." Newcastle United managing director, Lee Charnley, said: "I would like to thank Alan for his service to the Club. "Despite public perceptions, fuelled by the media, Mike Ashley had never met nor spoken to Alan before his appointment. However, what developed over the last four years was a very strong and positive relationship between all parties. "It is these relationships that, four years later, means the Club is in a far better position, both on and off the field, and Alan has had a big part to play in that. "During his time with us, Alan achieved two top-ten Premier League finishes, including a fifth-place finish in 2012, as well as taking us to the quarter-final of the Europa League. He goes with our best wishes and thanks." John Carver and Steve Stone will be in the dugout for at least today's (Saturday, 3rd January) fixture - the Club's FA Cup third round tie at Leicester City. The search for a head coach has begun and an announcement will follow in due course. http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20150103/pardew-released-from-united-contract_2281670_4397266 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Absolutely delighted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 http://i.imgur.com/3q7r0Us.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Does released mean no compensation? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Goodbye, you horrible cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Does released mean no compensation? I wouldn't say so. He'd have to be released to sign another contract elseware. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 http://i.imgur.com/ae9r9a5.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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