Mike Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 OptaJoe @OptaJoe · 26m 26 minutes ago 13 - Alan Pardew has won more points from losing positions than any other manager in the Premier League this season. Inspirational. Because he's likely been in losing positions more than anyone else this season. Fuck off Opta. All we have to do is wait. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 "My only criticism is a strange one, this group are just too honest" total cringe Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 "My only criticism is a strange one, this group are just too honest" total cringe You would of loved the kisses he blew into the crowd Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 I saw them, man, it was absolutely horrible Was watching the game as I was trying to put £20 on a Spurs win at 1-1 but luckily my SkyBet account was randomly suspended for 10 minutes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest H09 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Mike Ashley text him to say congratulations wtf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 He just said on SS1 that... "Every team needs maverick players, I have a few here" "I don't want my wingers playing as fullbacks" Is he taking the f***ing p*ss or what He's going to do everything we were screaming out for him to do isn't he. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Mike Ashley text him to say congratulations wtf Why doesn't he just buy Crystal Palace, reunite with his puppet and GTFO of our club? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 This thread needs locking or deleting. He's gone fellas - just forget about him. He and his supporters will love the reaction he's getting on here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
magpie1892 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Hope his life ends up in complete tatters You can sleep soundly. He's gonna end up like Kenny Sansom. Totally inevitable. Or the husband of one of the many woman with whom he has (allegedly) conducted extra-marital affairs will stab him to death. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Hope his life ends up in complete tatters [move]"BREAKING NEWS: Since the outbreak the first British man to contract Ebola is Mr Alan Pardew."[/move] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Don't worry. He had Gayle playing LW instead of a striker. He thinks Barry Bannan is Cabaye. And can't pronounce half his squads name. It's falling into place for a subtle relegation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Don't worry. He had Gayle playing LW instead of a striker. He thinks Barry Bannan is Cabaye. And can't pronounce half his squads name. It's falling into place for a subtle relegation. That Guardiola from Barca looked good when he got on though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 That Guardiola from Barca looked good when he got on though "I said to Pep in training yesterday, you could be the next Michael Essian" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 aaaaw he's still in love Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 @Guymowbray: A buoyant Alan Pardew says first text he got was a congratulations from Mike Ashley. "Congratz Alan, You're welcome back here anytime" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 @Guymowbray: A buoyant Alan Pardew says first text he got was a congratulations from Mike Ashley. Probably replied and asked for a two hour snapchat photo of Mike's ass. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Give it a few more games. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Reminds me of that dance he did at Villa park. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledGeordie Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Give it a few more games. Exactly and when it starts to go belly up just as it always does, it won't be anything to do with him will it. His grinning and strutting about, nauseating stuff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 He's such an annoying twat! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Still has a long way to go to keep them up. Hope he falls flat on his arse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 didn't think I could hate him even more but I do Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Honestly, what the hell is that? This guy has mental problems. He's a head case. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Alan Pardew isn't in London but in Newcastle, where he'll hold talks with the English club to return. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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