Darth Crooks Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 bet he calls puncheon, "fam" Allow it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 AP:"Lads did you see that Denzel Washington film last night? He’s not my favourite actor of all time by the way. No my favourite actor of all time is Mr Sidney Poitier" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ndegwa Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if he rocks up to the training ground in the morning with a boombox on his shoulder, proceeding to claim that an uncomfortable-looking Zaha is 'ma nigga' to the rest of the group Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Hey guys! You're black! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Anyone hear the (Martin Luther) King on SSN yesterday eve? Saying that Puncheon is a great story for black footballers to look up to, and that he's 'not afraid to say' that 80% of Palace's academy players are black.. I've long considered Alan a pillar of the civil rights movement. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard of Byker Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 "I have a dream... of magic and champagne" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritchie Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if he rocks up to the training ground in the morning with a boombox on his shoulder, proceeding to claim that an uncomfortable-looking Zaha is 'ma nigga' to the rest of the group https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n1Q8xBUKDE Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonlemagnifique Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Offside goal to make it 1-2 to Palace with a newly Substituted on Zaha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Now he wins Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 He wins when everyone is watching. He'll be King again, despite the 4 previous losses Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 like we can only dream of 4 previous losses!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/577923/Alan-Pardew-Crystal-Palace-no-satisfaction-Newcastle-relegation-fears While Newcastle’s season lurched deeper into crisis with a 2-1 defeat to already relegated QPR, Pardew was ruining Steven Gerrard’s farewell at Anfield with Crystal Palace winning 3-1. Pardew quit Newcastle at Christmas after growing tired at the abuse he was subjected to on Tyneside and took over at Palace, who were 18th in the table and a point from safety. Yet Saturday’s success on Merseyside saw Palace equal their best ever points haul in the Premier League - 45 - and put in sharp perspective Newcastle’s troubles as they face West Ham next weekend with their top flight status in jeopardy. Pardew maintained he does not feel a sense of vindication even though Newcastle were 10th in the table when he left. “I have been asked this question a few times,” he said. “I don’t have that kind of emotion. The only emotion and the only overriding emotion I have is that there are people at Newcastle that I love and I want them to stay up. “It is a disappointing result and now they have to do it at home. I’d like to think the home support will carry them through because it needs to. Trust me it (vindication) is not me, it really isn’t. I’m just pleased that we (Palace) have been terrific today, we have been terrific away from home since I arrived at the club and our results reflect that. “The only feeling I have towards Newcastle is one that I really wish and hope they get over the line.” Palace’s rise to 12th place places the emphasis on co-chairman Steve Parish to now make transfer funds available this summer in order to help Pardew propel the club to another level. Pardew believes Palace can target the top “eight to 10” next season, but will be mindful Tony Pulis quit the club just 48 hours before the start of the current campaign in August after tensions with Parish. Pulis had also joined the club mid-season and steered them away from the relegation zone. As well as adding to the squad, there will be an onus on Palace to retain their best players and Pardew warned clubs eyeing the likes of Yannick Bolasie and Scott Dann that they would not leave on the cheap. “The prices are going to be very, very high if you’re going to try and buy because we are in a great position financially,” said Pardew. “We will have to wait and see. Everyone is for sale but it would take some hefty, hefty bids to get our best players.” All your fave Pardisms. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 "Steve Parish to now make transfer funds available this summer in order to help Pardew propel the club to another level." "Pardew warned clubs eyeing the likes of Yannick Bolasie and Scott Dann that they would not leave on the cheap." "Everyone is for sale." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest axel Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Can't wait for him to replace Jedinak with Mullins and Mccarthur with Reo Coker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/577923/Alan-Pardew-Crystal-Palace-no-satisfaction-Newcastle-relegation-fears While Newcastle’s season lurched deeper into crisis with a 2-1 defeat to already relegated QPR, Pardew was ruining Steven Gerrard’s farewell at Anfield with Crystal Palace winning 3-1. Pardew quit Newcastle at Christmas after growing tired at the abuse he was subjected to on Tyneside and took over at Palace, who were 18th in the table and a point from safety. Yet Saturday’s success on Merseyside saw Palace equal their best ever points haul in the Premier League - 45 - and put in sharp perspective Newcastle’s troubles as they face West Ham next weekend with their top flight status in jeopardy. Pardew maintained he does not feel a sense of vindication even though Newcastle were 10th in the table when he left. “I have been asked this question a few times,” he said. “I don’t have that kind of emotion. The only emotion and the only overriding emotion I have is that there are people at Newcastle that I love and I want them to stay up. “It is a disappointing result and now they have to do it at home. I’d like to think the home support will carry them through because it needs to. Trust me it (vindication) is not me, it really isn’t. I’m just pleased that we (Palace) have been terrific today, we have been terrific away from home since I arrived at the club and our results reflect that. “The only feeling I have towards Newcastle is one that I really wish and hope they get over the line.” Palace’s rise to 12th place places the emphasis on co-chairman Steve Parish to now make transfer funds available this summer in order to help Pardew propel the club to another level. Pardew believes Palace can target the top “eight to 10” next season, but will be mindful Tony Pulis quit the club just 48 hours before the start of the current campaign in August after tensions with Parish. Pulis had also joined the club mid-season and steered them away from the relegation zone. As well as adding to the squad, there will be an onus on Palace to retain their best players and Pardew warned clubs eyeing the likes of Yannick Bolasie and Scott Dann that they would not leave on the cheap. “The prices are going to be very, very high if you’re going to try and buy because we are in a great position financially,” said Pardew. “We will have to wait and see. Everyone is for sale but it would take some hefty, hefty bids to get our best players.” All your fave Pardisms. No mention of their multiple consecutive losses. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Can't wait for him to replace Jedinak with Mullins and Mccarthur with Reo Coker. And Zaha with Gouff and Bolaise with Willo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Also. For all this fucking vindication bullshit... WE DON'T HAVE A MANAGER. We never hired one! Of course we're fucking shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest axel Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 In 2 years time, when he has Pardewed the whole team their lineup will probably be something like this: Elliot Delaney - Ward - Williamson - Mullins Gouffran - Reo-Coker Fret - Fret - Fret Fret Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Was that a "Back Pardew .com" banner I saw on MotD? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holloway Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 he`s a sound bloke like,nee hard feelings Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lincoln_imp Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 The ultimate "revenge" for you Geordies will come when this KUNT is made England manager after 2016. I have no idea how he managed to become the English medias chosen one, but he's done it, and its set in stone, and it makes me feel so sick already. He will spacker his bollocks all over ITV whilst playing Wilshere at left back and Colback in centre midfield and the whole of England will with a sad regret say "The Geordies were right" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 I think he doesn't care "revenge" actually because no one in the world except us would think its right to let him go. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppe Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 This "careful what you wish for" is just amazing. It's like us having a boat with holes in it who's slowly (well, slowly is debatable) sinking. One day we finally manage to get rid of the boat and get a new one, only to find out our new "boat" is riddled with holes and made of cotton candy. "What we wish for" when we got rid of the first boat was not a cotton candy boat with even more holes, it was obviously a real boat without any holes. Assholes. Edit: NPW Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Was that a "Back Pardew .com" banner I saw on MotD? Certainly was. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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