Noodles Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 *****Exclusive****** Gavin Peacock tells the Chronicle that NUFC need to choose Jesus as their new head coach ****Exclusive***** Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Michael Marsh @MJ_Marsh 4m4 minutes ago I don't mean to tease, but tomorrow's @EveningChron is a must-see for #nufc fans... nee idea what it's in relation to hopefully a manager Shola re-signing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuy_O Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 The Chronicle need to this to be good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 The Chronicle need to this to be good. If it was anything worthwhile the news would have already broke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Anything from the chronicle will as always be underwhelming most likely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 They definitely don't need it to be good. They need mugs to actually pay attention to their bullshit. It'll be shit as per usual. Some worthless ex-pros opinion that we should give Carver the job because he "knows" NUFC. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Probably something about John Carver knocking £250 off the price of his Fiesta on Auto-trader. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuy_O Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 I agree mind, but Ryder and Douglas have been doing themselves absolutely no favours recently so this could do with being something at least credible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 It'll be '5 things NUFC didn't know about licking windows' by Easy Ryder. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuy_O Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 They definitely don't need it to be good. They need mugs to actually pay attention to their bullshit. It'll be s*** as per usual. Some worthless ex-pros opinion that we should give Carver the job because he "knows" NUFC. suppose. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodles Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 It'll be '5 things NUFC didn't know about licking windows' by Easy Ryder. :lol: :lol: He fuckin loves his "5 things". I've "5 things" At the end of my wrist I'd like to introduce to his testicles. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Sexy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 It'll be '5 things NUFC didn't know about licking windows' by Easy Ryder. :lol: :lol: He fuckin loves his "5 things". I've "5 things" At the end of my wrist I'd like to introduce to his testicles. That could be read the wrong way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 It'll be '5 things NUFC didn't know about licking windows' by Easy Ryder. :lol: :lol: He fuckin loves his "5 things". I've "5 things" At the end of my wrist I'd like to introduce to his testicles. That could be read the wrong way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 It'll be '5 things NUFC didn't know about licking windows' by Easy Ryder. :lol: :lol: He fuckin loves his "5 things". I've "5 things" At the end of my wrist I'd like to introduce to his testicles. Wow. . 5 knuckle shuffle, eh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 It'll be '5 things NUFC didn't know about licking windows' by Easy Ryder. :lol: :lol: He fuckin loves his "5 things". I've "5 things" At the end of my wrist I'd like to introduce to his testicles. Kinky bastard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 I could so see Beardsley coming in and killing it to everyone's shock and surprise. Beating Pardew by 5 to nil and everything. I could see that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
afar Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 It'll be something shit like "Mick Quinn believe's John Carver is the right man to lead United through the rest of the season" or "Pavel Srnicek throws his hat into the ring, would be dream come true to manage United" or Freddy Shephard "I want to buy Newcastle United off Mike Ashley (but I don't have the money) and the reason why I had to sack Bobby" In other words more of their usual guff from their usual contacts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 It'll be '5 things NUFC didn't know about licking windows' by Easy Ryder. :lol: :lol: He fuckin loves his "5 things". I've "5 things" At the end of my wrist I'd like to introduce to his testicles. Love knows no bounds Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicane Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Easy Ryder Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodles Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Kinky fuckers you lot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 *****Exclusive****** Gavin Peacock tells the Chronicle that NUFC need to choose Jesus as their new head coach ****Exclusive***** It will be how Beardsley's daughter has passed her driving test. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 *****Exclusive****** Gavin Peacock tells the Chronicle that NUFC need to choose Jesus as their new head coach ****Exclusive***** It will be how Beardsley's daughter has passed her driving test. Or how Frank has cancelled his hotel room booking Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
indi Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Beardsley hasn't got the required badges, has he? Isn't Carver the only one at the club who could be manager? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 *****Exclusive****** Gavin Peacock tells the Chronicle that NUFC need to choose Jesus as their new head coach ****Exclusive***** It will be how Beardsley's daughter has passed her driving test. Or how Frank has cancelled his hotel room booking Frank never cancelled it, the club did. Frank is his name but his first name, I was trying to tell you all who it was without telling you. How the fuck anyone didn't come to the conclusion that it's Rijkaard is beyond me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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