England

[Kanj]

1 hour ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

Just watched the highlights of them annihilating Serbia. Frightening speed to the play and some absolutely brilliant performances from Madueke, Philogene and Elliot. Would have any of them here in a heartbeat, Madueke just needs slightly better decision making and he could play anywhere IMO, top player. 

Madueke just played for Chelsea today in Atlanta….

[AyeDubbleYoo]

YouTube showing me highlights from a year ago, in my defence it was 2am 

[La Parka]

U21s in quarters against Spain tonight. I've been thoroughly unimpressed by most of the England squad we've seen. Tinos been good going forward but defensively sus at times.

 

Going forward Rowe has been poor. Mcatee and Elliott are very technical and offer little physicality. Hutchinson is better, dynamic and direct.

 

Can't even remember who's in centre mid 😂 keeper has been good for a lad with a shrunken hand.

 

Defensively Gray doesn't look like a right back, Quansah is ok, carries the ball well but defensively not great and the other CB is just a lump 😂 

 

Shit forgot Anderson. He's been great. A Bruno regen. I want to cry every time he plays. 

 

 

Edited June 21, 2025 by La Parka

[Nucasol]

7 hours ago, La Parka said:

Can't even remember who's in centre mid 😂 keeper has been good for a lad with a shrunken hand.

Underrated post. Can’t believe no one has commented.

 

[Sibierski]

Be interesting to see what link up Tino and Elliot have tonight. Could be a potential RW combo for us.

[gbandit]

There’s no doubt Elliot is a good player but he’s too short for Howe. Unless Eddie can bray an extra few inches into him by snapping his legs in training and extending them, it’s not happening 

[Hanshithispantz]

Aye, it says he's 5ft 7 on wiki but surely he's closer to 5ft 2? It throws you off seeing him stand next to other players in the lineups.

 

 

Edited June 22, 2025 by Hanshithispantz

[Hanshithispantz]

I know Beadle's a lurch but that's outrageous 

 

 

 

 

Edited June 22, 2025 by Hanshithispantz

[Nucasol]

33 minutes ago, Hanshithispantz said:

I know Beadle's a lurch but that's outrageous 

 

 

 

 

 

Aragorn - Frodo vibes.

[La Parka]

The stifled giggle is brutal. 

[54]

England men's senior squad named for Andorra and Serbia

Goalkeepers: Dean Henderson (Crystal Palace), Jordan Pickford (Everton), James Trafford (Manchester City)

Defenders: Dan Burn (Newcastle United), Marc Guéhi (Crystal Palace), Reece James (Chelsea), Ezri Konsa (Aston Villa), Myles Lewis-Skelly (Arsenal), Tino Livramento (Newcastle United), Djed Spence (Tottenham Hotspur), John Stones (Manchester City)

Midfielders: Elliot Anderson (Nottingham Forest), Morgan Gibbs-White (Nottingham Forest), Jordan Henderson (Brentford), Declan Rice (Arsenal), Morgan Rogers (Aston Villa), Adam Wharton (Crystal Palace)

Forwards: Jarrod Bowen (West Ham United), Eberechi Eze (Arsenal), Anthony Gordon (Newcastle United), Harry Kane (Bayern Munich), Noni Madueke (Arsenal), Marcus Rashford (Barcelona, loan from Manchester United) Ollie Watkins (Aston Villa)

 

Trent dropped from the squad entirely. 

[PRL]

Jordan fucking Henderson, still. Joker. 

[mondonewc]

1 minute ago, 54 said:

England men's senior squad named for Andorra and Serbia

Goalkeepers: Dean Henderson (Crystal Palace), Jordan Pickford (Everton), James Trafford (Manchester City)

Defenders: Dan Burn (Newcastle United), Marc Guéhi (Crystal Palace), Reece James (Chelsea), Ezri Konsa (Aston Villa), Myles Lewis-Skelly (Arsenal), Tino Livramento (Newcastle United), Djed Spence (Tottenham Hotspur), John Stones (Manchester City)

Midfielders: Elliot Anderson (Nottingham Forest), Morgan Gibbs-White (Nottingham Forest), Jordan Henderson (Brentford), Declan Rice (Arsenal), Morgan Rogers (Aston Villa), Adam Wharton (Crystal Palace)

Forwards: Jarrod Bowen (West Ham United), Eberechi Eze (Arsenal), Anthony Gordon (Newcastle United), Harry Kane (Bayern Munich), Noni Madueke (Arsenal), Marcus Rashford (Barcelona, loan from Manchester United) Ollie Watkins (Aston Villa)

 

Trent dropped from the squad entirely. 

Surely he's just being allowed to settle in Madrid in new environment rather than being dropped?

[Sibierski]

Jarrod Bowen is proper stinky too. 

[El Prontonise]

19 minutes ago, mondonewc said:

Surely he's just being allowed to settle in Madrid in new environment rather than being dropped?

 

Nah, as he's picked Rashford.

[54]

Not a single player in that squad that play for either Liverpool or Man United. Must be a first.

[Kanj]

So I’m thinking if Ramsey and Hall get cooking they could make the team too?

[Robbo2]

Wonder if we have any add ons for Anderson getting called up/capped

[jack j]

17 minutes ago, 54 said:

Not a single player in that squad that play for either Liverpool or Man United. Must be a first.

Crikey

A might start supporting them for the first time in me life 

[BlueStar]

On 29/08/2025 at 12:03, PRL said:

Jordan fucking Henderson, still. Joker. 

 

 

[Haz]

Its almost a Geordie 11 and not England. 

[Slater582]

On 29/08/2025 at 12:27, Kanj said:

So I’m thinking if Ramsey and Hall get cooking they could make the team too?

Hall definitely as there aren't many talented English left backs around.

[GEFAFWISP]

4 minutes ago, Slater582 said:

Hall definitely as there aren't many talented English left backs around.

Myles-Skelly in spite of being a snide cunt and shite is the anointed one it would seem. Hope I'm wrong but he's a cartel guy.

[andycap]

I hate international breaks like there so boring and I don't particularly like watching us either.

should be playing all the newly capped players and a different striker to kane aswell pickford not in the sticks. 

[Infinitely Content]

James        Guehi         Burn          Skelly

                 Anderson       Rice

Madueke               Eze              Rashford

                              Kane

According to the BBC. Just waiting for the rest of the nation to catch on to the fact that both Livramento and Hall are twice the player of Lewis-Skelly.