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Ok trawled previous outbreak of chant-creativity, not of these are mine:

Songs

Just sing 'Happy Birthday to you' when he scores (better than average chance of being right...)

 

La bamba

M M M Mbemba

M M M Mbemba

He's 35, he's 35, he's 35

M M-bemba, M M-Bemba...

 

Batman

M M M M M M M M MBEMBA!

 

Return to sender ( bit near the knuckle until today)

 

Chan-cel M-bemba

Age un-known

Got no birth date

Check his bones

 

Do the Conga

Do-do-do Mbemba's from the Congo,

Oo-oo-oo leaves attackers on the floor

 

I'm a believer:

Then I saw his face, Chancel Mbemba

Didn't know his date, of birth when he signed.

I'm in love, I'm a believer.

Chancel Mbemba's 35 (everyone's fav fromTTom)

 

By the way, he has to have no 4! ( homage to  n of birthdays)

 

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He's made a great impression in his NUTV interview.  Down to earth, respectful and determined to impress.

Definitely. I liked the bit where he said he'd like to go back to Africa once he's finished as a footballer and continue his trade as an electrician :lol:  It's like he doesnt realise he just signed a deal with a club for thousands of pounds per week for at least 5 years

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is Taylor unfit still? I have a feeling that if Mbemba is as good as everyone says he is that after 20 minutes on the training pitch Steve will go fuck it and put him in the starting lineup next to Taylor/Colo/Wilo depending on fitness of those 3.

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Oh yeah! Forgot about Taylor.

 

Yeah he'll start. I'd rather Lascelles than Will though if it came to it.

 

Lascelles is young enough to have a good game by accident, whereas with Willo this is absolutely impossible.

 

We know he will be shit and he will not dissapoint in meeting those expectations.

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is Taylor unfit still? I have a feeling that if Mbemba is as good as everyone says he is that after 20 minutes on the training pitch Steve will go f*** it and put him in the starting lineup next to Taylor/Colo/Wilo depending on fitness of those 3.

 

Thinking moar like "F IT" Willy will deliver... :o

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Not if it means playing him unfit and risking totally unnecessary injuries just for the alternatives to play more games. He needs a chance to bed in, we don't want to absolutely hammer his confidence as well as his fitness immediately.

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