David Icke - Son of God Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 That fucking run, man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 My favourite player by far at the moment. I honestly cant remember the last time we had a central defender at Newcastle that I've not shit myself/whimpered every time the ball goes towards him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/602862/Newcastle-Jeremain-Lens-Chancel-Mbemba-Sunderland-Twitter-News Protip: if someone runs a blatantly obvious parody account, don't write an article based on something they said. Easiest job in the fucking world. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 It's common knowledge that he can't speak English yet... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
U2 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/602862/Newcastle-Jeremain-Lens-Chancel-Mbemba-Sunderland-Twitter-News Protip: if someone runs a blatantly obvious parody account, don't write an article based on something they said. Easiest job in the f***ing world. What was the gist of the now deleted article? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 http://i.imgur.com/pPOJ0T8.png http://i.imgur.com/ogR8qn8.png http://i.imgur.com/pK1Yltr.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Quality I cant be arsed to check but when rtg see that my lord. Chernobyl will look like spilled milk Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicane Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 I thought he didn't speak a word of English? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 I thought he didn't speak a word of English? ffs man, it's nowt to do with his English His real, verified account: www.twitter.com/mbemba22 The not real, parody account that thick cunt journalist quoted from: www.twitter.com/chancelmbemba Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 ahhhh man, nearly amazing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Chancel as left back against Sheff Wed B team, whilst disappointing and at times alarming, was also riveting. Reminded me of Titus Bramble in his pomp: alternating from world class tackles to school boy errors, with occasional moments of high-comedy 'ballooning' cross field passes thrown in for good measure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Probably looks the best if the four so far but that's no accolade. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Probably looks the best if the four so far but that's no accolade. I mean, if I had a picture of Janmaat with an angry face, I'd post it right now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Probably looks the best if the four so far but that's no accolade. I mean, if I had a picture of Janmaat with an angry face, I'd post it right now Meant 4 new signings. Janmaat is better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 No more step overs please lovely man. Other than that he's my favourite of the new signings. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Top Class Defender, could get used to him being here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sho Time Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Our 2nd best player on the pitch today, just behind Perez. So assured in comparison to the rest of our back 4. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Our 2nd best player on the pitch today, just behind Perez. So assured in comparison to the rest of our back 4. Thought our back four was really good today like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Like this lad: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/chancel-mbemba-proved-instant-hit-10152759 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
summerof69 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Class attitude, which gives me hope that he can keep improving. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Like this lad: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/chancel-mbemba-proved-instant-hit-10152759 He's a class act. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Tux in quite well in the heart of our defence. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Dinner jacket in Mbemba. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 He's perfectly suited to the league. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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