r0cafella Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 Couldn't care to be honest, this lad will be peddled soon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 4 minutes ago, r0cafella said: Couldn't care to be honest, this lad will be peddled soon. Excellent usage here, r0ca. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 He's a complete mug, I'm sure he'll regret not taking this job more seriously once he's retired. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 Just now, SiLvOR said: He's a complete mug, I'm sure he'll regret not taking this job more seriously once he's retired. Not sure he will, he's richer than he ever could have imagined. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 1 minute ago, r0cafella said: Not sure he will, he's richer than he ever could have imagined. yeah, fair point Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 Professional footballer decides in his late 20s that post match beers isn’t good for him after finally listening to a nutritionist. Honestly man, get the fuck out of my club you waste of skin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 Jesus Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjohnson Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 I'm more curious as to why when you see on social media and in the press our 'possible future team' he is invariably in it. Yeah....can spend loads on Neymar, MBappe etc, but still got Shelvey in there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 1 minute ago, gjohnson said: I'm more curious as to why when you see on social media and in the press our 'possible future team' he is invariably in it. Yeah....can spend loads on Neymar, MBappe etc, but still got Shelvey in there. People who don't watch him think he's good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 Jonjo Shelvey reveals subtle change as he targets Newcastle return against Tottenham Newcastle United playmaker Jonjo Shelvey hopes to feature against Tottenham after making his return from injury for the under-23s nechronicle Jonjo Shelvey is eyeing a first-team return Jonjo Shelvey has revealed he is working with a nutritionist as part of his latest recovery from injury as he aims to make his return against Tottenham. The Newcastle United playmaker banked valuable minutes in the under-23s thumping home victory over Birmingham City on Monday night. Shelvey is yet to feature for the Magpies since the opening-day defeat to West Ham as a result of successive calf complaints. The midfielder completed 79 minutes of the Premier League 2 fixture before being replaced by Jack Young, and hopes to be in contention for Sunday's clash against Spurs. Shelvey also outlined the changes he has made behind the scenes as part of his recovery, including the decision to 'cut out' post-match beers. He told NUFC TV: "I assume we're going to sit down tomorrow [Tuesday], make a plan and hopefully be involved in some sort against Tottenham. "Recover tomorrow, train again Wednesday and go from there. I feel good, I've been working with a nutritionist off the pitch so things are looking good. "It's been teaching me what to eat before a game and after, and cut out the beers after a game! "I'm going to go back now and get some carbs back in my body, and then go back to no carbs tomorrow." The most recent calf complaint is the latest in a line of setbacks for Shelvey, who had only just managed his return from the same injury before being struck down again. He added: "I had got myself back, trained and literally my other calf went straight away. I got back again, and the original one went again. "It's been frustrating but it looks to be behind me which is the main thing. It's been frustrating watching the games on a Saturday at the stadium and seeing all the support." The mood on Tyneside has been transformed by the long-awaited takeover, and St James' Park will be a sellout for the televised visit of Nuno Espirito Santo's side. However, the Magpies remain winless so far this season and a fifth defeat in eight league games would only deepen relegation fears, despite the end of the Mike Ashley era. Reflecting on the takeover announcement, Shelvey said: "It's been massive news for the fans and the club. It's terrific, but all that matters now is obviously Sunday. We've really got to put a show on for the fans and I'm sure they will be behind us as they usually are. "I've heard it's a sellout, and I'm looking to hopefully playing a part in it." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 3 minutes ago, AyeDubbleYoo said: People who don't watch him think he's good. think it’s more piss taking Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 To be fair, it's mental that the club doesn't have nutritional planning for every first team player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 playmaker Jonjo Shelvey Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjohnson Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 21 minutes ago, AyeDubbleYoo said: To be fair, it's mental that the club doesn't have nutritional planning for every first team player. Is there anything remotely surprising that we don't? Can't buy wheelie bins for ice baths if you've got to pay a nutritionist you know Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 You’ve got to question the player regardless of what the club does. If I were on £70k a week and my job involved a high level of fitness I’d have my own personal nutritionist and someone to cook my meals for me. In fact even if my job didn’t involve fitness I’d probably still have that if money wasn’t an issue. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 2 hours ago, huss9 said: fuck me... the quotes from this cunt in the chronicle today!!!! he's decided to see a nutritionist to help him who's told him to cut out the post-match beers. eh? how long has he been a professional footballer? Since he realised Bruce is going to be replaced by a proper manager and 3 day a week training sessions are history. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consortium of one Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 You wonder how many players were on the dole while playing for Mike Ashley's Traveling Shit Show that will suddenly regain an interest in bettering themselves. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjohnson Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 3 hours ago, Dokko said: You’ve got to question the player regardless of what the club does. If I were on £70k a week and my job involved a high level of fitness I’d have my own personal nutritionist and someone to cook my meals for me. In fact even if my job didn’t involve fitness I’d probably still have that if money wasn’t an issue. Well that maybe does ask some questions of our players. Maybe they're simply not as good as we thought? As an aside...if i could afford it i'd do it anyway as it just seems like a good idea. Footballers, thicker than 2 short bricks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordie_b Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 4 hours ago, huss9 said: fuck me... the quotes from this cunt in the chronicle today!!!! he's decided to see a nutritionist to help him who's told him to cut out the post-match beers. eh? how long has he been a professional footballer? plays like he needs to cut out the pre match beers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 That nutritionist took some getting over the line https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3161097/Premier-League-footballer-advertises-personal-65-000-year-CHEF-help-slim-s-no-carbs-dinner.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 not the best look Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 I hope this waster is the first out the door in January. He doesn't deserve to be part of the new era. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HTT II Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 I wouldn’t even start him for Blue Star that’s how fucking shite he is, the unprofessional bald cunt. Do one and fuck off ASAP. Stealing a living from the game! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mag_in_NZ Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 (edited) Got to love it tho’ going to cut out after match beers…..I think we’d all have been happier if he’d cut out the pre-match beers based on some of last season’s performances edit : NPW Edited October 12, 2021 by Mag_in_NZ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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