Guest ManDoon Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 The thing is I think going into half time he genuinely thought everything was rosey. Where he should have been using the 15 minutes to change things about and make sure everyone understood their role he seemingly just stood there grinning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 The expression we all wear when watching Newcastle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 The thing is I think going into half time he genuinely thought everything was rosey. Where he should have been using the 15 minutes to change things about and make sure everyone understood their role he seemingly just stood there grinning. :lol: proper mental collapse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Either that or he's pissed himself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 So my mate got in a right strop about Shelvey. Text me saying that he's a right prick and he played shit. Reckons one of our fans was telling Jonjo to lift his corners and get more height on it, as he wasn't clearing the first man. I'm sure he said this in a slightly more aggressive way, mind Shelvey turned round and told him to fuck off If he ends up helping us get enough points to stay up. I'm not sure that I give a fuck about him swearing in the heat of the moment. I'm sure he was pretty frustrated at how badly he played and how shit we were in general. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
durhamunigeordie Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Everything else aside he has two attributes which we have been missing from our CM. Firstly, he always looks to go forwards and do it quickly - there was one free kick in the 2nd half Saturday from about 45 yards out that he took and his first instinct was to look up and he played a clever reverse ball into the box along the ground to Mitro. Colback would still have been lining up to float it into the keepers arms at that point. Secondly, he looks like he cares. Was shouting at a ball boy to get the ball back to him more quickly at one point. Ok so as a professional you shouldn't really be swearing at a kid, but at least he showed a bit of passion. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 So my mate got in a right strop about Shelvey. Text me saying that he's a right prick and he played shit. Reckons one of our fans was telling Jonjo to lift his corners and get more height on it, as he wasn't clearing the first man. I'm sure he said this in a slightly more aggressive way, mind Shelvey turned round and told him to fuck off If he ends up helping us get enough points to stay up. I'm not sure that I give a fuck about him swearing in the heat of the moment. I'm sure he was pretty frustrated at how badly he played and how shit we were in general. Your mates version: 'Mr Shelvey, have you possibly considered adding loft to the ball so that your set piece may more effectively bypass their first line of defence?' Reality: 'How, Shelvey, ya bald cunt. Put some fucking height on it man, your corners are shite. Stupid twat.' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 that's exactly how I thought of it and all. I honestly couldn't give a toss either way. I'm glad he's fired up and pissed off with playing badly. Would be better to just ignore it, like. But a lot of players would probably just shrug or laugh it off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 So my mate got in a right strop about Shelvey. Text me saying that he's a right prick and he played shit. Reckons one of our fans was telling Jonjo to lift his corners and get more height on it, as he wasn't clearing the first man. I'm sure he said this in a slightly more aggressive way, mind Shelvey turned round and told him to fuck off If he ends up helping us get enough points to stay up. I'm not sure that I give a fuck about him swearing in the heat of the moment. I'm sure he was pretty frustrated at how badly he played and how shit we were in general. Pretty sure this isn't true. For starters his corners were decent enough and only one hit the first man from memory. One of the ball boys was taking his time to give him the ball so he had a pop at him. Then after the corner went in he ran past and had another tirade at the kid. That was the only thing I saw being down by the corner flag. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 My mate was raving about Shelvey the other week. So I have no reason to not believe him. I think he was right near the front and all. However. I wouldn't have thought he'd be so quick to fall out with fans. Especially not after the way he went on after his last game for Swansea. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 I might be wrong. I didn't see who he was going on at the second time but it was right near where the ball boy had gone back to. What I'll say is though he didn't play well, he looks like he gives a shit which is nice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 It wasn't his fault he didn't play well. We had 9 men in our own half for the whole of the first half. He had nothing to go forward to and he himself was being asked to sit too deep, the 5-4-1 was just pathetic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Remember when he got sent off against Man U and had a right go at Ferguson That side of his character is great imo, I'd have told corner advice to fuck off as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 1 in 3. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Useless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 As bad a central midfield display as I've ever seen in our colours. And I include Nicky Butt in that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Shameful display Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 As bad a central midfield display as I've ever seen in our colours. And I include Nicky Butt in that. Righto Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 At least he still wanted the ball. That's about it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Like many of our player, when pressed and with little time on the ball he looks utter shite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
duo Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 At least he still wanted the ball. That's about it. I'll give him that - also there was zero movement - he had nothing to pass to in the 1st half. When Mitro came on he feed a couple of decent balls to him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieT Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 His pointing and gesticulating is doing my head in already. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozy Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 As bad a central midfield display as I've ever seen in our colours. And I include Nicky Butt in that. What the absolute fuck are you on about? Ignoring the couple times he basically had Mitro in on goal with 50 odd yard passes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
U2 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 What's the point of this guy? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 As bad a central midfield display as I've ever seen in our colours. And I include Nicky Butt in that. What the absolute f*** are you on about? Ignoring the couple times he basically had Mitro in on goal with 50 odd yard passes Sounds like you are ignoring the other 92 minutes and 50 seconds when he was utter garbage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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