C*CK P*SS P*RDEW

[Interpolic]

Hope he gets taken in and conned  by a pyramid scheme.

[Incognito]

I hope Abu Hamza kidnaps him, and performs a vasectomy on him bare handed.

[thomas]

hope his wash always comes out of the dryer short by one sock

[Interpolic]

Hope his telly only has one HDMI port.

[Tiotes Witch Doctor]

Hope he has connectivity issues with his wi-fi.

[thomas]

hope he loses his dick to a commercial grade cheese grater

[Guest chopey]

I hope his lass bought him Crown larger from sainsburys tonight cos it was cheap...................crown larger.................fucking crown fucking larger

[Incognito]

Hope he's forgotten that he's already gone into the emergency on his electricity prepayment meter. The cunt.

[nemtizz]

Hope he tries to walk past someone on the pavement but they speed up causing him to increase his pace, he trips, and then falls into the path of an oncoming lorry driven by Hatem.

[Hanshithispantz]

Hope he tries to walk past someone on the pavement but they speed up causing him to increase his pace, he trips, and then falls into the path of an oncoming lorry drive by Hatem.

I hope this happens to him:

 

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,67331.msg5656649.html#msg5656649

[Dave]

Hope he never gets rid of that cold.

[Bimpy474]

Hope his football boots get that smell of cats piss.

[BONTEMPI]

Hope he goes dogging and nobody flashes their lights.

[Altamullan]

Hope he's absolutely clamming and the Indian takeaway he has ordered from the most delicious restautrant you can imagine gets delivered to the wrong address, he rings up they argue they've delivered, he totally loses his rag/goes all Pardew, ends up eating mackerel in tomato on toast and thinking he dare not order from there again....  That was too much information

[WarrenBartonCentrePartin]

I hope the cunt boils the kettle, puts a teabag in his mug, pours the water in then realises he's got no fucking milk.

[TheGuv]

I hope his muckle lips begin to crack in the cold weather but he forgets to bring lip balm

[WarrenBartonCentrePartin]

Hope this Christmas his parents remember he pure loved trolleys as a kid and buy him one as a present.

[nemtizz]

Hope this hoping business goes on until the thread is full, and then he finds and reads it from start to finish drowning in his own tears.

[midds]

Hope Jackie Chan kicks him into the path of a combine harvester.

[Bimpy474]

Hope Jackie Chan kicks him into the path of a combine harvester.

 

Random pairing 

[Beren]

I hope Ben Arfa does this on his grave:

 

 

Oh my fucking god man

[Dave]

Piss off Dan.

[TRon]

Hope every bed he stays in is too far away from a plug socket to charge his phone while he's on it.

 

 

Hope he puts his green bin out, when it is blue bin week.

 

[Interpolic]

Hope he forgets to swipe out on the tube and gets charged the maximum possible fare.

 

[54]

I hope he buys first class stamps but the cashier accidentally give's him second.